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  1. Red Five

    I'm here for the gang bang

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    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      How could you do that to Mitch?

    3. HANC

      HANC

      earmuffs

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon a little more juice.

  2. Red Five

    What was greater? The choke job or the comeback?

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    2. Cdog923

      Cdog923

      Can't have the comeback without the choke.

    3. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      It was a choke job. Atlanta had a 99.6% probability to win at one point in the 4th quarter. They collapsed and choked.

    4. ColoNoCoHusker

      ColoNoCoHusker

      Atlanta's choke job was greater for sure.

  3. Red Five

    Surprised I haven't seen any bitching about there not being any recruiting dinners this year

    1. ColoNoCoHusker

      ColoNoCoHusker

      The bacon shortage forced some cutbacks here

  4. Red Five

    Hulkamania was born 33 years ago today, brother!

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    2. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      He beat the iron sheik if remember correctly.he's a good follow on twitter

    3. In the Deed the Glory

      In the Deed the Glory

      Take your vitamins and say your prayers my little Hulkamaniacs.

    4. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      Yep, Mastodon, the Hulkster was able to get out of the camel clutch against the Iron Sheik and won the title. I loved the old WWF in the 80s.

  5. Red Five

    get well 41

  6. Red Five

    34D, amiright?

    1. Melby

      Melby

      34F is better

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Yes! In football, and in bed!

    3. Redux

      Redux

      I enjoy all sizes

  7. Red Five

    You guys aren't going to beleive who the next DC is. I mean... wow.

    1. Red Five

      Red Five

      But I can't tell you any more right now.

    2. redout22

      redout22

      sounds about right.

  8. Red Five

    PEEOTUS

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Presser stream on the pisser stream?

    3. Red Five

      Red Five

      trumped up trickle down

    4. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      This presidency is poised to piss down its leg, and it hasn't even started yet.

  9. Red Five

    Anyone notice the press box shot of the coaching staffs? They both have about 10 coaches in the booth. I know that we have upgraded in the "analyst" and "intern" spots, but it doesn't seem to this extent.

    1. Red Five

      Red Five

      Also in the Bama game, Bama "analyst" Sark got caught doing a Chase Daniel (aka booger eating) on a press box shot.

    2. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      Buckeyes are getting huskered

  10. Red Five

    Fun with numbers: Brady Hoke's record after two seasons at UM was 19-7. Jim Harbaugh's record after two seasons at UM is 20-6. Both took over teams that were 12-13 their prior 2 seasons.

    1. jaws

      jaws

      And Hoke actually had a win vs OSU as a coach. However, Hoke doesn't have the overall resume as Harbaugh.

    2. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Hoke was good at recruiting. Harbaugh is great at recruiting. The upside going forward is higher than under Hoke.

  11. Red Five

    Bert @ Arky: 25-26 overall, 10-22 in the SEC. And a $15M buyout.

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    2. jaws

      jaws

      #karma

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Dudes got the money and already out kicked his coverage in the wife game. He can get as fat as he wants.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Good point ZRod, well, other than the much shorter life aspect.

  12. Red Five

    Doubt Stoops is at OU next year now that the Mixon video is released. Crazy he was allowed to stay at OU and on the fb team.

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    2. teachercd

      teachercd

      This situation and the LP thing...Hmmmm

  13. Red Five

    why can't we have nice things?

    1. SandhillshuskerW

      SandhillshuskerW

      Because you touch yourself in the dark

  14. Red Five

    Minnesota suspends 10 players (ncluding 4 DBs) for Holiday Bowl against Wazzu. Adjust your bowl picks accordingly.

    1. HuskermanMike

      HuskermanMike

      Dang picked them on my straight pick on espn, but picked wazzu in confidence pick

  15. Red Five

    Guyz... We missed the MLS expansion draft!

  16. Red Five

    Harbaugh to the Rams!

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! I'd take that bet. He has a guaranteed $40 million at Michigan.

    2. Vizsla1

      Vizsla1

      Me too

       

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Please god!!!

  17. Red Five

    There is a winter storm warning in Hawaii. Global warming, amiright?

    1. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      No, this is par for the course. Their largest peaks and volcano regularly get snow.

    2. Red Five

      Red Five

      ;)
  18. Red Five

    Keep that trophy in Lincoln!!!!!!

  19. Red Five

    Vote in the HB Presidential Election Poll -> http://www.huskerboard.com/index.php?/topic/81411-final-hb-presidental-election-poll/

  20. Red Five

    By winning the WS, the Cubs just lost their "brand". Starting in 2017, they are just another baseball team that wins, like the Yankees and Red Sox.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      Yeah, now they can shtick it up their goat holes!

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

      Except they don't care how the rest of the league, or other fans, view them. Husker Fan doesn't care what Missouri Fan thinks of them, right?

    4. zoogs

      zoogs

      It was just awful after the Sox shook the Curse of the Bambino. Dark, dark times :)

  21. Red Five

    I am voting this afternoon. I am hoping that they give me a secret code to turn off all TV/radio/internet political ads a week early.

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    2. TAKODA

      TAKODA

      I voted 3 times as well. Once for me and the other two times for my deceased ancestors. Funny thing is, with each vote, I voted for a different candidate.I hate to lose! Ha :)

    3. TAKODA

      TAKODA

      Umm wait, no, my ancestors voted not me. As Donald Trump would say, WRONG!

    4. NUance

      NUance

      YOU'RE FIRED! is what The Don would say. lol

  22. Red Five

    I JUST ATE SOME QUESTIONABLE CHINESE FOOD. MY STOMACH IS RILED UP.

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      WHAT QUESTIONABLE CHINESE DID YOU GET THE FOOD FROM?

    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      YOU BEST GET YOU SOME COLON BLOW MY FRIEND. THAT WAY YOU CAN GET BACK TO DOING WHAT MATTERS-- BEING RED AND BEING FIVE!

  23. Red Five

    I ordered a new laptop from HP. They sent me 2. All documentation shows I ordered (and only paid for) 1. What should I do?

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    2. Huskerzoo

      Huskerzoo

      I second what Takoda said. Sometimes they'll just let you keep it, but I say live with integrity. Even when you're broke it pays off more than the alternative.

    3. krc1995

      krc1995

      Return it. How is that even a question?

    4. Melby

      Melby

      Karma always wins

  24. Red Five

    I am taller and heavier than most of Nebraska's OL

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Well, I guess you'll have to walk on then.

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      I am taller and heavier than most of the Little Giants football team

    4. ScottyIce

      ScottyIce

      Congrats....

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