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  1. What's the best way to get the neighbors to stop smoking so much Pot in their garage and smelling up my yard?..My Dog's all glassy eyed.

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Walks...I was actually thinking that earlier...But I really don't want to get them in trouble..they've got young kids somewhere...I'll probably just ignore it until I sell the place...It was strange still being able to smell (from memory?) in the back of my nose while visiting my Bro in Colorado Springs...A 12 hour drive away..

       

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Maybe get my hands on a DEA jacket and "casually" start wearing it while doing yardwork..

    4. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      Jacket + yardwork at this time of year??? I would pass on that and just talk to them lol. Every person I know that smokes marijuana have had someone talk to them about the same issue your having, and they have either slowed down on it, or closed doors so it wouldn't spread.

  2. Just got my very first scorpion sting!!!! How long does it take to cut your hind foot off?

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      I know I'm a sissy girl, but I CAN"T SLEEP!!!!!! Sorry for all the bitching...Realized when I went out to my car that my motor skeels might be compromised since my right hoof keeps dropping for no apparent reason...and now while trying to sleep, if I don't move my foot every 20 seconds...it feels like the piranha are trying to finish off the top of my foot..and when I do move it it feels like I'm strangling a porcupine between my thighs and that the lar...

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      large vein in my leg is liquifying or being harvested for heart surgery...I Think it's babies are still tazing me. I really AM sorry for the display low tolerance for pain...I keep flashing back to the time I had shingles as a teenager..Or the time a Rattlesnake tried to suck on the back of my knee when I first moved out here...Can you Mothers out there imagine a guy like me going through childbirth? Sorry again, Mom!!!

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Must be karma/payback for the 7 others I caught last month by the front door...

      http://www.scorpionworlds.com/arizona-bark-scorpion/

  3. No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your “religious freedom.” If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      I want to start my own mobile discount abortion clinic. Anyone got a cheap van for sale? No Fetus Can Beat Us.

    3. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      NUance, this is why I don't have a problem with ending public funding for abortions, just so long as every sent goes into contraception and non-abstinence (read: realistic) sex education, including morning-after pills and contraception for men.

       

      Frankly, if we can get people cheap and easy contraception, as well as take away any public assistance incentives for procreation, then the abortion argument becomes more of an outlier.

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      A little off topic...but isn't if strange how women who contribute to society are the ones who choose to get abortions, and the ones who shouldn't breed don't ever consider it?

  4. One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says "Oh just a beer". The bartender asked the man "Whats wrong,why are you so down today?". The man said "My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would'nt talk to me for a month". The bartender said "So whats wrong with that"? The man siad "Well the month is up tonight".

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      The Loch Ness Monster squeezes into a Soho bar and orders a shot of whiskey for £8. ‘You’re quite an unusual sight if you don’t mind me saying so, sir,’ said the barman. ‘We don’t get many monsters in here.’ The monster replies, ‘Aye, and at your prices I’m noo surprised.’

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a pub. The barman says, ‘Is this some kind of joke?’

  5. Marriage is like a tornado. Starts with a lot of sucking and blowing. When it's over someone loses a house.

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Are they still a thing?   Near as I can remember it was a fun drawing of Bo and his nose

    3. Toe

      Toe

      They've been through a few changes. UT made them change their name, getting rid of 'Bevo', so they became Shaggy Texas. And then I think some other stuff went down, and they were sold to someone else, and migrated to Surly Horns. Except Shaggy Texas is still online, and apparently not locked.

       

      In short, I have no idea.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      They had a nice nude section...And their cartoonist was fun...I think they only kicked me off once...

  6. Where's Rumorville when you need it? An Alabama fan I work with told me at noon that "DickRod" was out at Mechicken and that they were targeting Bo Pelini

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      You'd never think that the way Woody reacted.

      Bo II would probably have to move all of his extended family outa Ohio

    3. EZ-E

      EZ-E

      C N Red. Bo Pelini played at Ohio State.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Ez-E..CN Red was talking about Bo Shembechler

  7. I actually went to the Dr. Thursday (don't ask).. The Doc was really pretty in her short skirt..and had really long legs that curved a strange direction...

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    2. ADS

      ADS

      Where is this place at? I think I need a check up.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      @huskerjock...I don't know fer sure, but I suspect her gloved digits may already been somewhere I'd hate to smell..and T_o_B..They still have Penthouse? I haven't seen one of those since I was 12.and even then, I only memorized it for the fuzzy pictures...It all seemed a little surreal..what with her feets so far in front of her..she almost resembled an olympic skijumper to help ballance out her inward curve of her shins...and the nurse mentioned the Doctor's Fiance in passin...

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      @huskerjock...I don't know fer sure, but I suspect her gloved digits may already been somewhere I'd hate to smell..and T_o_B..They still have Penthouse? I haven't seen one of those since I was 12.and even then, I only memorized it for the fuzzy pictures...It all seemed a little surreal..what with her feets so far in front of her..she almost resembled an olympic skijumper to help ballance out her inward curve of her shins...and the nurse mentioned the Doctor's Fiance in passin...

  8. What kind of parent lets their 17 year old drive out to Calif. for 3 days with their garage band to do some recording?

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      The other band members have recently graduated, so I guess it's like a graduation trip for them...My sweet little baby is about 4 hours short of graduating early and already taking some classes at ASU.. My ex will kill me if they somehow have any kind of success...Luckly? they don't seem to have the songs...yet

       

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      But....I want to follow them from a stealthy distance to protect them without them knowing...And to see if the 18 year old guitarist/lead singer can handle rush hour LA traffic.post-2112-039674400%201297412603.jpg

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      @The Dude ...I guess I WAS 17 when my parents let me take my 1st road trip alone...But it was to the mean street(s) of Broken Bow to visit my oldest brother...I waited 'till midnight and played the soundtrack to War of the Worlds on my car's 8-track to try to make it scary

       

       

  9. I've put off this Arthritis thing as long as I could...Anyone know how long it's s'posed to last?

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      A friend that played TE for us in the '80s suggested I try Hyaluronic Acid..Anyone try this in suppliment form?

    3. krc1995

      krc1995

      I get and apprecitate the humor. It's why I don't have many friends

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      It usually passes in 24-48 hours but sometimes it can hang on for 2-3 weeks. Drink lots of water and get plenty of sleep.

  10. Win $1000 in the next few min..(Radio Contest --Like on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/98KUPD

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      next chance in 4 hours? (8PM PHX time) listen online

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      One of the local radio stations (Hard Rock) is trying to "buy our love" again 4? times every Thursday..They used to pick the 8th or 9th? caller..then they started picking a random person who texted them..Today, they seem to be picking from people on facebook who "like" a certain post..I know mathmatically, I'm decreasing my own chances, but I figure my buds on HB could use the money just as much as me..Good Luck!

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      \\m//(^_^))\\m//

      GSG5545 ... I'm pretty sure the online feed is delayed a few minutes, but they seem to be keeping the thing open for awhile to enter (~20 min?)

      Listen/watch for the 'RED ALERT'.

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      My Caprice has AM radio only. Eventually I'll upgrade to 8-track.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      You kids an yer fancy push button phones..Now if I remember right, alls you need besides a sledge and a couple of screw drivers, is some long handled Q-Tips and a tub of vaseline...Also good for eliminating the squeek in the tapes if youtake them apart and lube the plastic spindle..Scotch tape will do if you need to cut out sections of wrinkled/ate-up tape..But may cause you to have to relearn the song.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      And I found the original link by googling the phone number that's been showing up on my cell's caller ID every day this week.

  11. I kinda miss seeing TA at QB, but the interceptions are thrown better.

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    2. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      ^

      That''s called 'inconsistent'.

    3. NM11046

      NM11046

      Indeed.  I went back and forth last night trying to think what I prefer.  And I feel like TA and TM were inconsistent period.  I feel more hopeful with this one.  There's a lot of upside I didn't see with YOLO bombs and just winging it off the back foot.

    4. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      His form is better sure.  In the end Armstrong would have fared much better yesterday.

  12. A public union employee, a tea party activist, and a CEO are sitting at a table with a plate of a dozen cookies in the middle of it. The CEO takes 11 cookies, turns to the tea partier and says, 'Watch out for that union guy. He wants a piece of your cookie.'

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    2. Roark

      Roark

      I've never heard of Cinthia Fernandez... Porn star?

    3. whateveritis1224

      whateveritis1224

      TV personality who just learned her boyfriend is sleeping with another woman who happens to be another tv personality in argentina. So that was pretty much an FU to both of them.

    4. whateveritis1224

      whateveritis1224

      TV personality who just learned her boyfriend is sleeping with another woman who happens to be another tv personality in argentina. So that was pretty much an FU to both of them.

  13. Just heard over a dozen gunshots a little over a mile away? Shasta dove in through the hole in the screen and about jumped in my lap between shots 7 and 9.

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    2. Judoka

      Judoka

      Where do you live Husker?

    3. GSG

      GSG

      I remember there was a short manhunt when I first moved to Phoenix. They had the helicopters out and everything. Dude had a standoff with the cops about a block from my apartment and ended up shooting himself at the intersection just down the street.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      @ Judoka About a mile West of the Chandler Gilbert border outside of Phoenix..Or about 50 miles East of where the Cardinals were playing the Sea Hags that night ...Or about 25 miles East of the area of Phoenix Where gunshots are more common. I miss the way they used to have our locations under our user names on posts

  14. Anyone try walking more than four feet inside a Walmart without seeing some picture of a bearded fella (from Duck Dynasty?)? So much commercialization, but they didn't even have the one thing my Son would've wanted...Duck Dynasty Duct tape

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      I try not to walk four feet in a Walmart period. lol

    3. Creighton Duke
    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      He's the new Santa Claus. lol

  15. I forget...What does Omaha mean again?

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    2. Mavric

      Mavric

      I believe it changes the count to 1. Omaha means snap on the next sound.

    3. teachercd

      teachercd

      It is not the same for every single team, think about it, that would not make sense.

       

      Some teams use it to change the play, O, being opposite. So, a right running play now goes left.

       

      Some use the O for an outside run or toss.

       

      Some might change the snap count with it.

       

      Just from the horrible job I have done coaching the last 15 years, we have used lots of different words that mean lots of different things.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      3/4 of what Peyton barks at the LOS is bullsh#t and means absolutely nothing. Pretty sure I heard that from him himself.

  16. I can't believe I made an elderly woman cry at Costco last night

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      red faced and tearing up a little...

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Bet she was a butter face.

    4. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Is butter ever red?

  17. For all you kiddies clamoring for Black unis..See how ugly they look on the Cardinals on MNF

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    2. mmmtodd

      mmmtodd

      those look like their equipment manager misplaced the real ones and dispatched someone to a local high school to borrow theirs.

    3. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      They would look better with red or black pants. I not a big fan of black on white, just doesn't look right.

    4. huskerswrkhavoc

      huskerswrkhavoc

      i think they looked pretty sweet.....

  18. AOCDRNDICG TO RSCHEEARCH AT CMABRIGDE UINERVTISY, IT DSENO'T MTAETR WAHT OERDR THE LTTERES IN A WROD ARE, THE OLNY IPROAMTNT TIHNG IS TAHT THE FRSIT AND LSAT LTTEER BE IN THE RGHIT PCLAE. TIHS IS BCUSEAE THE HUAMN MNID DEOS NOT RAED ERVEY LTETER BY ISTLEF, BUT THE WROD AS A WLOHE. . OLNY 55% OF PLEPOE CAN.

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    2. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      Haha at first as I was reading this I was like are you drunk? lol

    3. Judoka

      Judoka

      fear - I imagine it's a good thing.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      I miss Tuff Tigre

  19. Watching "Zombie Strippers"..Really bad movie? on (sudden) free year of Starz..But they did mention Nebraska Cornhuskers when introducing the new stripper so I'll continue to watch.

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    2. UGAHusker

      UGAHusker

      I've only seen part 2

    3. 308_Husker

      308_Husker

      I'll never look at billiards balls the same way..

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      That really happened? I went up to bed to watch the rest (While trying to remember which one was Jenna Jamison) and dozed off..Thought I dreamed the part of the billiard ball shots/squirts

  20. Thinking about going to Las Vegas (not the one in Utah this time)..Anything fun for a Ten year old to do there?

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    2. imgonnasuhyou

      imgonnasuhyou

      i wouldn't take my kid to circus circus. It's a dump. there's some large arcade type thing on the southern end of the strip. Pools, Roller coasters at New york new york and stratosphere.

    3. imgonnasuhyou

      imgonnasuhyou

      nicest pools at mandalay, wynn, flamingo. Also movie theaters.

    4. huskerfan702

      huskerfan702

      coca cola world, gameworks, new york new york rollercoaster, dolphin and tiger habitat at mirage are some cool things

  21. I think my Son may have been targeted for abduction tonight

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    2. krc1995

      krc1995

      Why? I'm asking for details not to be nosey, but to get smarter and protect my own a little better.

    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      Wow! Thats scary. Whats the story?

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Moving to a thread..Sometimes I feel like I share too much stuff with you guys but what are friends for? Plus it might help remind someone to keep an eye on their kids.

       

  22. Started watching a replay of last year's MNC...Why don't they call it in the air anymore? (Coin toss)

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      I still think rock-paper-scissors would be better.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      Roshambo

    4. NUance

      NUance

      ^ You mean the alt name for rock-paper-scissors? Or the Urban Dictionary version involving testicular pain?

  23. Dreamed I won the Powerball and shared it with all my facebook friends...Just to get back at the ones that unfriended me over the years

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    2. krc1995
    3. Savage Husker
    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Fopp..I'd probably be unsuccessful at trying to maintain anonymity and I'm sure the media would make a big deal out of it..

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