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What's the best way to get the neighbors to stop smoking so much Pot in their garage and smelling up my yard?..My Dog's all glassy eyed.
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Walks...I was actually thinking that earlier...But I really don't want to get them in trouble..they've got young kids somewhere...I'll probably just ignore it until I sell the place...It was strange still being able to smell (from memory?) in the back of my nose while visiting my Bro in Colorado Springs...A 12 hour drive away..
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Just got my very first scorpion sting!!!! How long does it take to cut your hind foot off?
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I know I'm a sissy girl, but I CAN"T SLEEP!!!!!! Sorry for all the bitching...Realized when I went out to my car that my motor skeels might be compromised since my right hoof keeps dropping for no apparent reason...and now while trying to sleep, if I don't move my foot every 20 seconds...it feels like the piranha are trying to finish off the top of my foot..and when I do move it it feels like I'm strangling a porcupine between my thighs and that the lar...
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large vein in my leg is liquifying or being harvested for heart surgery...I Think it's babies are still tazing me. I really AM sorry for the display low tolerance for pain...I keep flashing back to the time I had shingles as a teenager..Or the time a Rattlesnake tried to suck on the back of my knee when I first moved out here...Can you Mothers out there imagine a guy like me going through childbirth? Sorry again, Mom!!!
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Must be karma/payback for the 7 others I caught last month by the front door...
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No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your “religious freedom.” If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.
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NUance, this is why I don't have a problem with ending public funding for abortions, just so long as every sent goes into contraception and non-abstinence (read: realistic) sex education, including morning-after pills and contraception for men.
Frankly, if we can get people cheap and easy contraception, as well as take away any public assistance incentives for procreation, then the abortion argument becomes more of an outlier.
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One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says "Oh just a beer". The bartender asked the man "Whats wrong,why are you so down today?". The man said "My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would'nt talk to me for a month". The bartender said "So whats wrong with that"? The man siad "Well the month is up tonight".
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Marriage is like a tornado. Starts with a lot of sucking and blowing. When it's over someone loses a house.
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They've been through a few changes. UT made them change their name, getting rid of 'Bevo', so they became Shaggy Texas. And then I think some other stuff went down, and they were sold to someone else, and migrated to Surly Horns. Except Shaggy Texas is still online, and apparently not locked.
In short, I have no idea.
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Where's Rumorville when you need it? An Alabama fan I work with told me at noon that "DickRod" was out at Mechicken and that they were targeting Bo Pelini
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I actually went to the Dr. Thursday (don't ask).. The Doc was really pretty in her short skirt..and had really long legs that curved a strange direction...
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@huskerjock...I don't know fer sure, but I suspect her gloved digits may already been somewhere I'd hate to smell..and T_o_B..They still have Penthouse? I haven't seen one of those since I was 12.and even then, I only memorized it for the fuzzy pictures...It all seemed a little surreal..what with her feets so far in front of her..she almost resembled an olympic skijumper to help ballance out her inward curve of her shins...and the nurse mentioned the Doctor's Fiance in passin...
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@huskerjock...I don't know fer sure, but I suspect her gloved digits may already been somewhere I'd hate to smell..and T_o_B..They still have Penthouse? I haven't seen one of those since I was 12.and even then, I only memorized it for the fuzzy pictures...It all seemed a little surreal..what with her feets so far in front of her..she almost resembled an olympic skijumper to help ballance out her inward curve of her shins...and the nurse mentioned the Doctor's Fiance in passin...
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What kind of parent lets their 17 year old drive out to Calif. for 3 days with their garage band to do some recording?
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The other band members have recently graduated, so I guess it's like a graduation trip for them...My sweet little baby is about 4 hours short of graduating early and already taking some classes at ASU.. My ex will kill me if they somehow have any kind of success...Luckly? they don't seem to have the songs...yet
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I've put off this Arthritis thing as long as I could...Anyone know how long it's s'posed to last?
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Win $1000 in the next few min..(Radio Contest --Like on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/98KUPD
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One of the local radio stations (Hard Rock) is trying to "buy our love" again 4? times every Thursday..They used to pick the 8th or 9th? caller..then they started picking a random person who texted them..Today, they seem to be picking from people on facebook who "like" a certain post..I know mathmatically, I'm decreasing my own chances, but I figure my buds on HB could use the money just as much as me..Good Luck!
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how to sue telemarketers http://www.ucan.org/telecommunications/landline/how_to_sue_telemarketers
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You kids an yer fancy push button phones..Now if I remember right, alls you need besides a sledge and a couple of screw drivers, is some long handled Q-Tips and a tub of vaseline...Also good for eliminating the squeek in the tapes if youtake them apart and lube the plastic spindle..Scotch tape will do if you need to cut out sections of wrinkled/ate-up tape..But may cause you to have to relearn the song.
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I kinda miss seeing TA at QB, but the interceptions are thrown better.
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A public union employee, a tea party activist, and a CEO are sitting at a table with a plate of a dozen cookies in the middle of it. The CEO takes 11 cookies, turns to the tea partier and says, 'Watch out for that union guy. He wants a piece of your cookie.'
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Holy nip..er..Lip slip, Batman!! Argentine Dancing with the Starz http://egotastic.com/2011/10/cinthia-fernandez-goes-fully-monty-on-latina-sexy-version-of-dancing-with-the-stars-video/
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Just heard over a dozen gunshots a little over a mile away? Shasta dove in through the hole in the screen and about jumped in my lap between shots 7 and 9.
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@ Judoka About a mile West of the Chandler Gilbert border outside of Phoenix..Or about 50 miles East of where the Cardinals were playing the Sea Hags that night ...Or about 25 miles East of the area of Phoenix Where gunshots are more common. I miss the way they used to have our locations under our user names on posts
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Anyone try walking more than four feet inside a Walmart without seeing some picture of a bearded fella (from Duck Dynasty?)? So much commercialization, but they didn't even have the one thing my Son would've wanted...Duck Dynasty Duct tape
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I forget...What does Omaha mean again?
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It is not the same for every single team, think about it, that would not make sense.
Some teams use it to change the play, O, being opposite. So, a right running play now goes left.
Some use the O for an outside run or toss.
Some might change the snap count with it.
Just from the horrible job I have done coaching the last 15 years, we have used lots of different words that mean lots of different things.
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I can't believe I made an elderly woman cry at Costco last night
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For all you kiddies clamoring for Black unis..See how ugly they look on the Cardinals on MNF
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AOCDRNDICG TO RSCHEEARCH AT CMABRIGDE UINERVTISY, IT DSENO'T MTAETR WAHT OERDR THE LTTERES IN A WROD ARE, THE OLNY IPROAMTNT TIHNG IS TAHT THE FRSIT AND LSAT LTTEER BE IN THE RGHIT PCLAE. TIHS IS BCUSEAE THE HUAMN MNID DEOS NOT RAED ERVEY LTETER BY ISTLEF, BUT THE WROD AS A WLOHE. . OLNY 55% OF PLEPOE CAN.
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Watching "Zombie Strippers"..Really bad movie? on (sudden) free year of Starz..But they did mention Nebraska Cornhuskers when introducing the new stripper so I'll continue to watch.
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Thinking about going to Las Vegas (not the one in Utah this time)..Anything fun for a Ten year old to do there?
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I think my Son may have been targeted for abduction tonight
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Started watching a replay of last year's MNC...Why don't they call it in the air anymore? (Coin toss)
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Dreamed I won the Powerball and shared it with all my facebook friends...Just to get back at the ones that unfriended me over the years