NUance

I'm cornfused

I'll be there! Why can't I find any cool long-sleeve Nebraska basketball specific shirts, by the way? Can anybody help me with that?

@GSG, Coach sMiles will make the Bluejays cry. (my play on words was a FAIL. So now I will cry.)

Pick 6 for #1

Cody is going to get me a win in the Pickem Pool. By losing.

How many saw Tulsa winning this one?

There are a good six to eight of them that could see the field as true freshman. Very deep class. Over half of the class was rated 4-star by at least one of the recruiting services.

The class definitely landed some gems IMO. I can't wait to see how this class turns out in the following years.

Best class we've had in a number of years...and last year wasn't too bad, either.

What happened? I don't see anything reported. Just some rumors floating around on forums?

Apparently, there's a prostitution ring around the Austin area. If there's any truth to it, Holy Eric Crouch Sandich, Batman, the LongWhorn network could come crashing down. It was just a matter of time anyway...

Sandwich...and his little lunch is looking much less severe than the idiots down south...

Didn't snow much at all. I guess that's what happens when there's any moisture in the air and it's only 23 degrees out.

Yea we got some snow yesterday here in Kansas. Glad it didn't stick.

Expecting 4-8" in Denver on the weekend. That's the problem with Colorado.... it's actually pretty nice most of the time but you feel like it can literally snow any day of the year even when it shouldn't.

It's on, Orb is about to smoke 'em. As a side note, I have been terrible at betting on horses for my entire life. Luckily for Orb, I'm not betting this time.

Jockey fail. Can't trust those little people.

Orb spelled backwards is bro.

There will be plenty of cash to please both lol

That is a lot of chicken mcnuggets

Brian Kelly's reaction to this: http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/rambo97/x2_817ea22.jpg

Poo hole!

Well that was a crappy inning. Astros pull ahead 4-3.

2 runs in the first two pitches. Then 100 more pitches and only 1 run? You got to be kiddin me. Cards lose 3-4. /facepalm

2/10 WNB

lol. You 4chan guys. /shakes head.

10/10 WB.

In IRL would totally smash!

Get this mother f'ing shark off this mother f'ing train!

or a ribbed butt plug

Whoa! Fantasy *football*. Not those fantasies. lol

It like a damn Dr. Seuss book. Wacha, Wacha

Even though the birds have Waino going in game 3, I still feel like there is a long way to go in this series. Very easily could be 2-0 dodgers or 1-1. Not going to complain though.

I AM NOT IN A GOOD PLACE RIGHT NOW.

Maybe Michigan would have more success if their fat coach would were a headset and actually know what was going on.

Or if Al Borges had a central nervous system

you think Husker fans are bad, go look at their message boards now - FIRE EVERYONE! lol

祝您肛交愉快!

Ya, well, up yours and the horse you rode in on.

These Black Metal band names are getting harder to read.

callahan seems like an obvious choice. dallas is just a hop, skip, and jump from austin.

Oh wow, and with all these reports of Briles accepting if it was offered LOL.

Hire the best HS coach in Texas, maybe? a la Notre Dumb

Fox sports guy just mentioned Shawn Watson maybe getting the nod for HC of Louisville. Then again, Fox Sports.

My guess would be if Watson doesn't get the HC job at Louisville, then he'll go with Strong to Texas (assuming that's actually happening).

If Fox Sports = Fox News, then Mitt Romney will be the new head coach of Texas, not Strong.

Please tell me you didn't just confuse ArchER for ArchIE. I am disappointed and/or disgusted.

There are a lot of good f'ing movies on tonight. Good Fellas on IFC, ET, Jackass 3D (for laughs), A Bridge too Far, River Kwai, Talladega nights, Anchorman...

C'mon NUance. I may post some dumb things sometimes, and I've never watched an episode of Archer, but I hope you know enough about me by now that that was just a pathetic attempt at humor

S. Carolina drops to 11 while aTm moves up to #3

Agree Warrior

UCLA Bama and tOSU all had pretty lackluster openers against teams they should have throttled no matter how ya slice it. If Bama doesn't drop a spot but the other two do.....

^nope, it happened briefly at the first game again.

The off-tempo clap will always be a thing because you hear claps/music from 100+ yards away later than they actually happen.

I think theyre cool as hell.

The guy gets TWO days?! Wowee!!

Every good dog gets his day, and good dogs deserve two.

- Cadence (1990)

A Cadence reference. Makes me wistful of watching wretched early 90's movies.

Ameer Abdullah can defeat Chuck Norris

I wish I could do that...I could be eating at the same time...so epic.

Ameer Abdullah gives freddy krueger nightmares

I think Wolverine could turn into a vampire, but not a zombie.

Actually there was a "What if" that centered around Wolverine becoming "King of the Vampires"

^^The definitive answer. Cool beans.

Tell him to get his government hands off my Medicare.

I feel sorry for you.

Not sure but last I heard Barack was in China doing POTUS things but if you see Michelle, tell her I said "Thanks" and give her a wink

“And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow,

stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore.

I hate it when my puzzler gets sore

Don't blame me. I wouldn't touch your puzzler with a 39 1/2 foot pole.

This is a classic case of "act like you've been there." Bill has won other Super Bowls. I would think, by now, that he wouldn't go all tongue-tangling with his daughter over a Super Bowl. Save that stuff for the basement.

He's from Tennessee. Mouth kisses there are like hugs and handshakes for most of us.

Good thing he's not from Alabama. The Super Bowl postgame would have been XXX rated.

little blue pill

get a guitar, play her Steve Earles Valentines Day. reap rewards

Or Copperhead Road.