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  1. When Eric the Red gets like this, is he just trying to push all the craptastic discussions off the first page?

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    2. Eric the Red

      Eric the Red

      Ha!!! Trying to help you guys keep everything new and fresh. It's boring when we see the same three four threads for a few days in a row. Casual members get bored and don't come back.

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      The better discussion never last long here anyway. I've seen knapplc start brilliant topics, but since they inspire real conversation, instead of just being little bitch-fests.....they don't last long.

    4. Eric the Red

      Eric the Red

      Now if someone could help me get more posts under that "jugs" thread in Daily Skin.

       

  2. When people purchase things online why do they say, "I got it offline". I hate to generalize but it's generally middle-aged women.

    1. krc1995

      krc1995

      no one says that

    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      Now that I've pointed it out you're going to hear it like 4 times this week.

  3. When someone asks if you want to hear a funny joke, and they tell you an unfunny joke, you should be allowed to kick them one time in the crotchal region. I'd prefer that to the obligatory awkward fake laughter.

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    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Come here Dude. I think this update qualifies!

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      But I was serious.

    4. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      So you DONT want to hear why ducks have webbed feet then?

  4. When was the last time we had 14 commits 2 months before the season started?

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      Bo's last class was probably his best top to bottom, really had me thinking things were finally trending upward.

    3. tmfr15

      tmfr15

      The adds yesterday were both *** and, despite our numbers, we are still sitting eighth in the Rivals Big 10 recruiting ranks. It seems that a lot of the big guys **** and ***** are passing on us. Don't tell me, I already know, we sign who we want.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      So, never?

  5. When you get gashed through the air you lose by a point. When you get gashed on the ground you lose by 30. Banker's defense is not where it needs to be (yet?), but he has the right idea.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I said some stuff once. Some of it came true. I want a cookie too.

    3. Lux

      Lux

      JJ I get d cookies. I GET ALL D COOKIES(think there will be blood voice)

    4. admo

      admo

      I hate prevent defense. Other than that I agree the run D has been solid and refreshing, while we still need to be able to make some stops in coverage

  6. Whenever you feel good about yourself, remember you're the same species as Kanye West. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/09/14/kanye-west-stops-concert-to-yell-at-wheelchair-bound-kid-stand-up.html

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    2. presidentjlh

      presidentjlh

      Actually, that makes me feel even better about myself, because I am not him.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      Colossal waste of oxygen. And idiots out there make him rich. I'm glad I've never spent 1 cent supporting his sh**ty music.

    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      His first album is one of the best 2000s album, with that said he is a gigantic douche.

  7. Which once again proves my theory; Bill Callahan is the worst coach in football.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Are you sure Romo isn't just overrated? Didn't he have 3 picks? Or maybe you need a run game too.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      I wouldn't say overrated, sice most people don't think he's that good to begin with.

       

      One way or another, watching Callahan stare off into space licking his lips, while his group is crumbling time and time again, makes me want to punch a baby.

    4. HuskerInLostWages

      HuskerInLostWages

      and curb stomp kittens. I really hate that guy and his lack of coaching ability. I also believe Romo should have been gone at least 2 years ago, the kid has no heart.

  8. Whiggity Wham Wham Wozzle!

    1. GSG

      GSG

      Well this is news to me!

    2. HeyBurke

      HeyBurke

      It's a shame that Futurama got cancelled again.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Well dang. No more partying with Slurms Mackenzie.

  9. White Men Can't Jump followed by the NFL human livestock auction. Should be a nice little Thursday evening.

    1. GSG

      GSG

      I can't watch the draft. It's too annoying, whether it's on ESPN or NFL.

    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Speaking if annoying, why the hell does ESPN play that sh**ty Kesha and pitbull song during every NBA game?

  10. Who are the 5 best rappers of all time? Think about it.

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      How is it possible to consider a wannabe-Tupac, like DMX, but not the actual Tupac?

    3. beanman

      beanman

      Snoop

      Cube

      Ghetto Boys

      Tupac

      Eminem

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      I don't remember her name...But there was this little old lady at Patty's Hallmark that was an excellent wrapper...

      A lost art

  11. Who ate more cereal, Bobo or Li'l Debil?

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      Looks like you just made plans for the weekend.

    3. liveforNU

      liveforNU

      Nothing but trouble. weird, but pretty good movie.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Pretty good? PRETTY GOOD?! You call a movie featuring Digital Underground "pretty good"?!!

       

      feh!

  12. Who has that awesome gif of Jim Carrey saying "...what?" from Dumb & Dumber?

    1. Foppa

      Foppa

      What part of the movie?

    2. The Dude
  13. Who joins the 2000 rep point club first; GSG or Accountability? Get your tuxes and speeches prepared, gentlemen. You don't want to show up to the ceremony looking like a hayseed.

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    2. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      i doubt either of them get there.

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      I'm positive neither of them deserve to get there.

    4. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Although at my current rate I'll get there after post 300,000! Yup my math seems right.

  14. Who ya' got? Serial Rapist or Dog Murderer?

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Is this an NFL reference? Who's the serial rapist?

    2. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      Ben Roethlisberger

    3. beanman

      beanman

      Ah. I'll take the serial rapist for 500 Alex

  15. Who's gonna be the one to break it to Matty that this will actually be the 5th game of the year?

    1. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      He has about 14 hours of video to catch up on.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      He will REALLY get riled up over that. Don't think I want to be anywhere near.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      He's liable to burst.

  16. Whoa, did you dudes know Warren Buffett is involved in the weed growing industry?

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      New fund- Berkshire Sativaway.

    3. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      *Hashaway would have been better. Missed your chance, JJ!

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Yes I did. Sonofa....

  17. Why are the Eagles so determined to be bad at football?

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    2. C N Red

      C N Red

      Their Head Coach is named Chip and the guy in charge of the roster is named Chip.

    3. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      As an actual Eagles fan, I have no f#*@ing idea what's going on unless we're going to try to flip Bradford for Mariota.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      No more Jackson, Maclin, Shady . . . Mariota isn't going to make much of that up on his own.

  18. Why do we so often follow ACC games that run an hour late?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      I dunno. But I guess that's okay, since the team doesn't usually show up until the 2nd half anyway. :shrug:

    2. Savage Husker
  19. Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      The same reason Jerry Kill does the meanest worm this side of the Mississippi.

    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      He does the shake, shake it to the North, shake it to the South, Shake to the east, Shake it to the West, baby he knows best.

    4. Scratchtown

      Scratchtown

      Im not sure what I think about this.

  20. Why does that T-Mobile ad fart when I enter HuskerBoard?

  21. Why is Baylor doing the Wisconsin Jump Around thing?

    1. krc1995

      krc1995

      why does Wisconsin do it?

  22. Why is it consensus that Suh made everyone around him better in '09, but such a phenomenon is impossible for the QB position? The top spot.

    1. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      A QB who can make throws (Aaron Murray) makes his team look better.

    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Youre spot on Dude. I fully agree. I can't say "I hate to throw Taylor under the bus" anymore.

    3. Junior

      Junior

      Do you mean the defense with 6 NFL draft picks on it? Or the god awful offense?

  23. Why was the thread about the Wall Street Journal graphic locked?

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      This is embarrassing.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      worse than he time you sh#t yourself?

       

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      I told you that in confidence.

  24. Will the internet implode if we lose to the Jackrabbits?

    1. ADS
    2. Hammerhead

      Hammerhead

      Honestly, at this point, I don't think anybody would be all that surprised.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      Yes it would, duh, HELLO

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