ZRod

Paper covers rock, rock breaks scissors, scissors cuts paper. Im not a geek so not sure what spock does. Geeks??

My 6 yr old just informed me that you can't tame a horse in Minecraft but you can tame a wolf.

I need my murder porn

Get used to it. It ain't stopping anytime soon, and will probably get worse. And the gov't doesn't care, other than to say they condemn it and offer condolences.

It is getting worse. As bad as it sounds one of these a year school/mall/what have you isn't that bad, but there's already been like 3 this year alone.

Crazy people+ easy access to firearms= shootings. It's not complicated. People are idiots.

Where were you at Account. We were second from the top in 308. Pretty high butt it was mid court.

Hope you had a good time ZRod.

306 Z. Pretty close to ya. 6th row.

Bahahahaha

Thats funny!!!

Naw, but ZRod does like to impersonate a bouncer at Toad sometimes.

I heard Landlord's account was taken over by EZ.

Idk what you did all I know is I can't post on your status.

Heh, neither can I. Funny that.

Probably. The kid is a dinosaur and walks through the blocks. They launch rockets etc.

I find just about every Apple commercial annoying

Well they used to actually have good music on them, and I could respect that. Now not so much.

I'd love to see it happen, but Belmont is just killer. Still, California Chrome showed good form today. A number of quality challengers will be rested and waiting, though.

Wilford Brimley. I met his personal assistant on a plane flight once. Very cute Chinese woman. /jealous.

She must have been his personal ball washer.

Cool.

In a bad way haha

Oh lol.

Rub some dirt on it.

Soak it in cider.

take a nap

He was so high when he released that album he didn't even know what year it was.

95 plus 4 pennies. Add that sh#t up.

He was so high he was higher than Snoop Dogg.

Have you tried them?

I tried some of the Mango Salsa chips, and some of the Garlic Bread chips. They were "meh"

I did not try them. They're the kettle cooked kind to be more precise, which I like, but I really don't eat a lot of chips these days.

Oh hells no

But it's so slimming you guys!

Totes wear black

He looks like the un cool version of Matthew Mcoughnahay or however its spelled.

Really rapey.

There's not even a creepy Dana Holgersen because he's so creepy, am I right guys?

Me too.

Please, take him back.

no

Not like it matters, I'm a lock for the #1 seed in our league anyway.

I'm making a comeback after a weak start. Dolphins Defense has been stellar for me all year really.

I just picked em up 3 weeks ago when buddy dropped them. Still have no idea why he did that. They saved my ass that first week too.

I don't think we want their new, shiny helmets, however.

I can't decide if I like them or not. I think I do...

USC is one of a very few number of schools that has never f'd up their look, not even once.

He's crippled now

Aaaaannnnnddddd. Hes gone.

He is a mortal man...

that is priceless...

lmao!

"Anyone who says standing is easy just doesn't get it." You've never been there. You don't know.

b/c it on the earth. Which is spinning.

Just stand with your feet shoulder width apart. That should fix the problem.

I had some crazy spins last night....

I bet Husker Jen got her hands on them.

^Man hands

banana hands?

was she in the "reasonably priced car"?

She was.

Top Gear = TV excellence! Did anyone catch the episode where Margot Robbie (schwing!) beat Will Smith in the reasonably priced car? Priceless.

She sure didn't look like a cop to me.

She swore she was 18. What should I have done, ask for ID?

A hole is a hole in the dark...

I said the same thing about my wife.

LMFAO Tony!

LMAO TONY!

So top hole or bottom hole GSG?

A HOLE IS A HOLE (?)

Wise words to live by for sure

A funeral home. If I preplan I het 10% off!

Oh you mean cremation service. I wouldn't get that on your birthday (unless you're dead)

Haha spelling. Not my strong suit...