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  1. I am taller and heavier than most of Nebraska's OL

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Well, I guess you'll have to walk on then.

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      I am taller and heavier than most of the Little Giants football team

    4. ScottyIce
  2. I am voting this afternoon. I am hoping that they give me a secret code to turn off all TV/radio/internet political ads a week early.

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    2. TAKODA

      TAKODA

      I voted 3 times as well. Once for me and the other two times for my deceased ancestors. Funny thing is, with each vote, I voted for a different candidate.I hate to lose! Ha :)

    3. TAKODA

      TAKODA

      Umm wait, no, my ancestors voted not me. As Donald Trump would say, WRONG!

    4. NUance

      NUance

      YOU'RE FIRED! is what The Don would say. lol

  3. I can honestly say I have never wondered why Dolly Parton always wears long sleeves.

    1. Cdog923

      Cdog923

      If you're looking at her sleeves, you're doing it wrong.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      She has arms?

    3. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      And I'm Tits...I'm Ron Burgandy.

  4. I haven't read the OU/UT to the B1G thread. I see it is 4 pages. Is it the st!tshow of a thread that I think it might be?

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    2. Saunders

      Saunders

      It's just a Michigan fan showing his ass.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I retract my prior review, it is a full on sh!tshow in there. Michigan fan either straight up trolling or stupid.

    4. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      It's fine. It's the off-season. Better to argue with someone else than each other.

  5. I JUST ATE SOME QUESTIONABLE CHINESE FOOD. MY STOMACH IS RILED UP.

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      WHAT QUESTIONABLE CHINESE DID YOU GET THE FOOD FROM?

    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      YOU BEST GET YOU SOME COLON BLOW MY FRIEND. THAT WAY YOU CAN GET BACK TO DOING WHAT MATTERS-- BEING RED AND BEING FIVE!

  6. I just learned that in 2012 Kimani Ffriend killed a chick drunk driving in Belgrade

    1. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      He's no longer my Ffriend.

  7. I ordered a new laptop from HP. They sent me 2. All documentation shows I ordered (and only paid for) 1. What should I do?

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    2. Huskerzoo

      Huskerzoo

      I second what Takoda said. Sometimes they'll just let you keep it, but I say live with integrity. Even when you're broke it pays off more than the alternative.

    3. krc1995

      krc1995

      Return it. How is that even a question?

    4. Melby

      Melby

      Karma always wins

  8. I'm here for the gang bang

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    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      How could you do that to Mitch?

    3. HANC
    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon a little more juice.

  9. Just finished season 1 of Brockmire last night. Absolutely awesome show. And filthy. I laugh out loud multiple times per episode.

    1. GSG

      GSG

      We watched the first few episodes. He says a lot of funny stuff, but I wasn't super-interested in the story though

    2. Red Five

      Red Five

      keep watching

  10. Keep that trophy in Lincoln!!!!!!

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    2. Cdog923

      Cdog923

      Also, is that the same basketball team who's RPI is 37, compared to Nebraska at 72? The same Miami team that is currently 11 games over .500, and higher ranked in a much tougher conference?

    3. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      So his basketball team currently has an RPI that's better than Nebraska's. You do realize that's not saying much correct?!! I love a Sean Eichorst apologist. They're a rare and very special breed of fan.

    4. Cdog923

      Cdog923

      I'm not a Shawn Eichorst apologist; I just value facts.

  11. Minnesota suspends 10 players (ncluding 4 DBs) for Holiday Bowl against Wazzu. Adjust your bowl picks accordingly.

    1. HuskermanMike

      HuskermanMike

      Dang picked them on my straight pick on espn, but picked wazzu in confidence pick

  12. Minnesota's softball team went 54-3 and wasn't one of the top 16 seeds in the NCAA tournament. 54-3!!!!!

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      * I mean teams in the tourney. Not teams in the top 16 seeds.

    3. Judoka

      Judoka

      Looks like B1G softball gets as much respect as B1G baseball.

    4. knapplc

      knapplc

      Every SEC team made the tourney.

  13. PEEOTUS

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Presser stream on the pisser stream?

    3. Red Five

      Red Five

      trumped up trickle down

    4. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      This presidency is poised to piss down its leg, and it hasn't even started yet.

  14. So difficult to not click on the 'Girls who hate bras' ad

  15. Super excited to see GnR this weekend. Hoping that Axl/Slash can coexist for a few more days...

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    2. Red Five

      Red Five

      I have seen they play for around 3 hours. Although I heard a live concert on XM the other day and Axl sounds like he lost his fastball. We get the Deftones opening.

    3. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      The friends we are going with have been listening to concerts on XM as well. They said the same thing about Axl. It still should be a fun show though.

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Saw then last year for their first show on the US tour in Detroit. They were awesome! Slash crushed it, Axel (will pudgier) still can bring the attitude.

  16. Surprised I haven't seen any bitching about there not being any recruiting dinners this year

    1. ColoNoCoHusker

      ColoNoCoHusker

      The bacon shortage forced some cutbacks here

  17. There is a winter storm warning in Hawaii. Global warming, amiright?

    1. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      No, this is par for the course. Their largest peaks and volcano regularly get snow.

    2. Red Five
  18. Tim Miles to Ohio St?

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    2. knapplc
    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      It's bad enough that you still have me blocked on Twitter. But to send me links to Creed music videos is a whole other level of low.

    4. admo

      admo

      I could live the rest of my life without hearing a pearl jam song and be okay with it. Creed might be up there too.

  19. What was greater? The choke job or the comeback?

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    2. Cdog923

      Cdog923

      Can't have the comeback without the choke.

    3. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      It was a choke job. Atlanta had a 99.6% probability to win at one point in the 4th quarter. They collapsed and choked.

    4. ColoNoCoHusker

      ColoNoCoHusker

      Atlanta's choke job was greater for sure.

  20. why can't we have nice things?

    1. SandhillshuskerW

      SandhillshuskerW

      Because you touch yourself in the dark

  21. You guys aren't going to beleive who the next DC is. I mean... wow.

    1. Red Five

      Red Five

      But I can't tell you any more right now.

    2. redout22

      redout22

      sounds about right.

  22. Zac Lee's sister quit Fox News yesterday

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      "....I CHOSE to leave Fox News...."

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