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  1. Got me an Iphone today guise. There will be a roundtable discussion at the tailgate at 10am sharp for any of you yuppies that wants to teach me how to use it.

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      Depends on if I know what you've changed your name to by then.

    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      Who are you?? Newbies arent allowed at the tailgate. Btw, apple sucks.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Foppa, I change my name every 1000 rep points. Get over yourself.

       

      Beanman, they were free. Like, literally.

  2. What you guys think the fallout would be if Bo called out our scoreboard operator?

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Junior. This was not meant to be a serious discussion.

    3. Junior

      Junior

      That said, I've always thought Peyton was a bit of a whiner.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Yeah. But this was more funny to me. HE'S PUBLICLY CALLING OUT THE SCOREBOARDS OPERATOR. Now just imagine Bo doing something like that after a win or something. How would he do it.

  3. Defense keeps this up and im probably gonna be more pissed off and negative this week you guise. Fair warning. Just sayin

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Defense has looked decent. Until that first 3rd quarter drive of course. But prior it was solid. Teams are gonna get yards. Thats just the nature of the game nowadays. Its about points.

    3. zoogs

      zoogs

      I regret the timing of this post too.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Teah. Nevermind. Defense hasnt looked competent since halftime. Same ol song. Minny makes some adjustments and were still in our scripted d. Tryin to force that square peg into that round. Now becks up. Just abandon the working run and start slingin it and the meltdown will be complete.

  4. So Tim Miles's buddy Karl Hess has been released by the ACC after another incident. This one with a fan. What a tool.

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    2. QMany

      QMany

      Finally! Having been a Duke fan since the mid-90s, Hess is on my sh*t-list.

    3. Junior

      Junior

      Duke fan? Oy

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      That guy's the biggest douche I've ever had the misfortune of watching personally. Won't hear a lick of sympathy here.

  5. Per Scheffter, John Fox and Denver part ways. Mutual.

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    2. Omaha-Husker

      Omaha-Husker

      Marrone left the Bills they didn't fire him. The Bills were incredibly stupid for making a contract where the coach gets to walk and still get paid though.

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Oh shoot didn't know that, well that's even dumber.

    4. admo

      admo

      jets and bills wife-swapped coaches

  6. No more swearing allowed in Husker Football in public settings. #cultureshock

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    2. jimk

      jimk

      I thought that was awesome leadership by Miles.

    3. Abdullah the Butcher

      Abdullah the Butcher

      Banker was already swearing at his Q&A

    4. tschu

      tschu

      Banker and Cavanaugh both seem awesome

  7. Nebraska hasnt started 1-2 since 1981. Played for national title that year.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      It took osborne 2 hours to walk up uphill to school in the snow.

    3. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      with a baked potato to keep his hands warm?

    4. admo

      admo

      It took Osborne 4 years to burn his red pants

  8. After watching again, its a significant point to keep in mind that McMullen went and visited Bo prior to spri g.

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      I kind of agree with TheSker. Not with the smartass way he put it about the experienced staff and blah blah blah....but I'm fairly tired of seeing guys take the field week after week who are giving half assed effort. Yes, position of need sure, it f#*k that, get em out of there.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I agree true. But om also serious in my take that at DE right now it really is a lack of options.

    4. teachercd

      teachercd

      Wasn't it RG that everyone hated last year for not trying? Maybe the DE spot is just cursed?

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Whatevs man. Whatevs. Theyre not robots. And theyre tryin to find their way without the coach that brought them here. you think I'm claiming that and my arguemtn to such a thought is well documented. It's not a conspiracy theory. it's a frickin observation. it's still a mentally weak football team. Probably weakER at this point.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      Why is this goober still on the roster? I thought he quit?

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      No desire. No passion. No ecxcitement. And it's not new this year. It's been here. for years. Watch the game. Watch the games with perspective of circumstances that these guys arent robots.

  9. taking kid to game tonight. What's the best PG food down there in the railyard?

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    2. teachercd

      teachercd

      The Yard will be packed...might want to head away from it a bit.

    3. Red Five

      Red Five

      why did someone have to bring up leadbelly? now all i want for lunch is a huevos rancheros burger and i am 500 miles away

    4. Atbone95

      Atbone95

      Raspberry Beret <3

  10. Win or lose or whatever, I still think that the Husker Power chant during the opposing teams starting lineup is pretty cool. I'm glad they still do that.

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    2. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      Lazarri's is great pizza. So darn good.

    3. Atbone95
    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      It's cool. It's possible youve had very good stuff there based on YOUR tastes. I wont hold it against you.

       

      it was also 1030 at night. So theres that.

  11. This game is huge. Not only for the direction of our program, but for this board as well. Can you imagine how many neggy derpers will vanish into thin air if we roll Michigan? C'mon HUSKERboardNATION, let's take our board back.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Derp is worse than the zombie apocalypse. Double taps don't work on derpers.

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

      Check the Shed. Let's get organized.

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      I was thinking about making another movie poster, but relate it to Huskerboard. hehe

  12. So once we decided to have spaghetti for supper, my nearly 5 year old son spent a half hour complaining about the meat sauce. He doesnt like it. He wants meatballs. So I make him some meatballs. He dont like'em becuase theyre not red. So I take'em to the stove and put some sauce on them. He then refuses to eat them becuase of the sauce. Because of this series of events, I have opened him an account on Huskerboard. He will fit right in.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Let him eat cake!

    3. zoogs

      zoogs

      Armchair cook! The nerve on that guy!

    4. Count 'Bility
  13. I just wanna throw this out there. Our defense did not give up 63 and 70 points in 2 games this season. It was 49 and 63. Hence, I still don't understand what the fuss is.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      troll. that's funny. I pointed out a fact. It was a joke. Have a nice day.

    3. Roark

      Roark

      One does not need to be factually inacurate in order to troll.. For example, I could go to a religious message board and type "God is a superstition for people who are afraid to die."

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Or maybe it's guys who are borderline irrational that he doesn't like?

  14. What's with all the southern folk around here all a sudden? They come acting all friendly and then lure us into smack talk. oober confusing.

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    2. BIGREDIOWAN

      BIGREDIOWAN

      Maybe not fun, but funny?

    3. GSG

      GSG

      It's only funny for a little bit. I have southern family

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      What I miss are threads taken over by our southern opponent and their rival.

  15. Via Qmany: @rfisher88: The fuse has been lit!!! Put your ear plugs on.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Per Qmany: @Coach_TJoseph: @rfisher88 Great Start to the Weekend. Lets Close HuskerNation!

       

      I think it is Chongo. I think we will land Johnson within the next two or three days.

    3. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      From what I heard, a little over a month ago, is we have a couple "big" commits who don't want to go public. This is, of course a rumor, but with Fisher and TJ, seems like it could be a little more true than I thought.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I just have these happy visions of a couple of huge names putting on Husker hats on SD and watching ESPN's talking heads doing everything they can to not have to hype Nebraska in any way shape or form-or the big ten for that matter.

  16. With all the youth on D that there will be next year, I say it's safe to concede our Natty Title run to 2015. We will have a new qb in 2014. We should be rolling by 2015.

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      I'd much rather a title run be this year with TMart at the helm. Tons of experience at the QB position is very valuable IMO. Plus...I would like to see the young man go out on top or at least get a HUGE signature win like a CCG or a BCS bowl game win.

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      We have a great shot this year really. But no doubt about it, I'm really really excited for the next 3-5 years. Some of the names on this roster just seem to have really bright futures in my opinion.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Nope, 2013 was and is the year. No excuses.

  17. My rep count sits at 777. Resist temptation and leave it be Huskerboard until, oh say, January 7th.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I knew it. I knew it was gonna be my epic post in the Hedley thread that f'd it all up. Who's the sumbitch?!

    3. GSG

      GSG

      Probably Hedley himself! Dun-dun-dun!

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      bastard cant keep his mits off stuff can he?

  18. Issued is a mandatory evacuation for Colorado Springs.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      That fire is getting into some pretty densely populated portions of North CS. Lots of homes and businesses. Looks to be only about 3 miles east of the Air Force Academy and getting close to Briargate & Woodman Rd. Scary stuff.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Meester AcctBilly..I was actually thinking of going to Holdrege and Lincoln this weekend if they weren't so far out of the way..My nephew posted on FB that their original choice for a wedding location is probably gone..but their site is still a probability...

    4. JoeHuskers!

      JoeHuskers!

      Holdrege eh? That's where I live!

  19. Free slurpy day, but there's no 7-11 in my town. Thanks Obama. #gop'16

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    3. NUance

      NUance

      @SW, Domestic violence.. /slap. Is not.. /slap. A laughing matter. /slap, slap.

    4. ShawnWatson
  20. Jeebus Kriest. Remember when we were concerned about only UCLA and Michigan. Then NW was put on that list. Well, chalk one up for Purdue now too. I'm lookin at you 7 win doom 'n' gloomers. You guys may not be all that stupid after all.

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    2. Judoka

      Judoka

      No game is safe this year.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      Defense looked good when UCLA came out flat and shot themselves in the foot. . . as we would say about our team when we play like that.

       

      Yeah, you should probably be concerned about the defense.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Haha Junior. ANY team could go for 600 on us.

  21. You know what guys? We're all gonna look pretty foolish when this team figures out how to win out and UCLA wins the Pac-12 and Wyoming wins out and bust the BSC.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      That's the Accountability I know! Ever optimistic no matter how vain I fear...

    3. Count 'Bility
    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      I hope so. I'll look foolish for the sake of the Huskers. Lol

  22. Bo spent all day Sunday reading HuskerBoard. I have no doubts. Take pride guys. He's listening.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Numerous time True. Numerous times. Speaking with him yesterday, I told him I was fine with him openly and publicly discussing what we talked about, but that I also demand acknowledgment.

       

       

       

       

       

       

      Im a frickin idiot

    3. True2tRA
    4. NUance
  23. Depressing tone of the board suggests we're in for a sparking win through a very inspired and sound performance Saturday. Just based of Bo's history here.

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      Always expect the unexpected with this staff. Unless it is definitely expected, which means a blowout loss on national TV.

    3. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      Yes, meaningless. More experience for our defense and another hostile environment for TA. Totally meaningless.

    4. TAKODA

      TAKODA

      No feel for the game no expectations (Pro or Con)at the moment.

  24. The funniest thing about Bowman strip that was not reviewable? The fact that the 49ers wound up so much better off after all. The Seahawks fumble on the next play and the ball was dribbled and kicked all the way out to the 20-some yard line, instead of being at their own 1.

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    2. Landlord

      Landlord

      He doesn't mean you, but the league.

       

      They try to write the rules and procedures so specifically that they have an answer for everything, instead of using their brains.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Thank you Landlord. You are the wind beneath my wings.

    4. Junior

      Junior

      Ah, fair enough. I guess I misread the post.

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