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  1. Stumpy1

    My neighbor kid shots another kid in the shoulder with a pellet gun on purpose and his reward, a new dirt bike.  Awesome parenting. 

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    2. teachercd

      teachercd

      This sounds like one of those issues where you guys just see things differently.  More than likely your kids and her kids will turn out fine...it will just be annoying for you for a bit.

    3. Scarlet Overkill

      Scarlet Overkill

      I hope she'll enjoy visiting him in prison some day when he does have consequences to deal with in real life that she can't get him out of or reward him for.

    4. 4skers89

      4skers89

      It sounds like he hasn't shot every kid in town yet.  The parents probably thought the dirt bike would extend the kids range :facepalm:

  2. Stumpy1

    Holy Hell...I have a kid graduating tomorrow.   I feel old!!!

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    2. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      Im not an emotional person at all.  In the 20 years my wife and I have been together, I have shed a tear three times.  Once at my moms funeral, at Grandpa's funeral and yesterday. I didnt think I would get emotional but once he gave me a hug during the flower ceremony, it hit me.  

    3. spurs1990

      spurs1990

      Congratulations! That's a big moment!

  3. Stumpy1

    Body wash or bar of soap...Im an Irish Spring bar of soap guy. 

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    2. Husker from Kansas

      Husker from Kansas

      I prefer bars of soap, seems like they last a lot longer, scent is stronger, and is cheaper

    3. NM11046

      NM11046

      New thing learned today: Duke Cannon Soap.

    4. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      I'm not sure the brand but I have a cedarwood scented bar of soap that does not seem to be getting an smaller and I've been using it for about a month and a half.  Smells great.

  4. Stumpy1

    Body wash or bar of soap...Im an Irish Spring bar of soap guy. 

    1. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      Mods delete please. 

    2. Redux

      Redux

      Let the record show, Stumpy is trying to get deets about Vinces showering routine

    3. Vince R.

      Vince R.

      Well, if you'd really like to know....

  5. Stumpy1

    Khalil Davis got hurt in the weight room.  Had 650LBs of weights fall on his thumb.  Needs surgery to fix it.

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    2. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Dude, that sucks, wishing Mr. Davis a speedy recovery and all the best. :(

    3. onlyHskrfaninIL

      onlyHskrfaninIL

      wonder if he caught the tip or the whole thing.  could probably cut the end off and not have it affect too much

    4. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      @onlyHskrfaninIL

       

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      Obligatory.

  6. Stumpy1

    Jalen Hurts to Nebraska

    1. famoustitles

      famoustitles

      NO!

    2. redout22

      redout22

      He would definitely be our best option 

  7. Stumpy1

    Way to screw it up Oklahoma. 

    1. Redux

      Redux

      Shoulda gone for it on 4th and 1 in 1st OT

    2. krc1995

      krc1995

      or done better in 2OT

    3. chamrocck

      chamrocck

      They don't call them Chokelahoma for nothing.  

  8. Stumpy1

    All is good in this world again, Nuance is back. 

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      It's the subtleties that bring the most joy in life 

  9. Stumpy1

    Football Guy Bob needs to change his name back to ADS.  Who agrees?

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    2. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      The Crimson Chin sounds like one of those fetishes. Like a Dirty Sanchez or something.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Dilly dilly!

    4. Redux

      Redux

      Agreed

  10. Stumpy1

    Stanford or Florida?  Who do we want?

     

    I want Florida to win.  REVENGE

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    2. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      Florida is on their game tonight and Stanford looks somewhat lost.

    3. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      I want revenge against Florida.

    4. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Stanford looked better against Texass, to be honest. And Florida didn't look that impressive--I think either us or Penn State can take them down. 

  11. Stumpy1

    Thinkin about changing my name to Floppy Waffles. 

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      I vote Stumpy Waffles

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Floppy Stump?

    4. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      If it can fit FloppyStumpWaffle

  12. Stumpy1

    My oldest son surprised us tonight.  He was set to attend UNO next year for college and told us tonight that he decided he wanted to serve and joined the Marines.  I was literally speechless and am so VERY, VERY, VERY proud of him.  

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    2. onlyHskrfaninIL

      onlyHskrfaninIL

      a patriot

    3. HuskerInLostWages

      HuskerInLostWages

      I did the opposite, went to college, then the day of graduation informed my retired force recon marine and DI that I had already enlisted in the Corps and would be shipping off the following Sunday.  At first he tried to talk me out of it and to go either Chair Force or Navy and the day I left he actually cried. 

       

    4. HuskerInLostWages

      HuskerInLostWages

      I guess I missed to say the force recon marine and DI, dad.  

  13. Stumpy1

    I'm gonna chalk Matt Campbell up as the real deal.  He is doing wonders in Ames.

    1. Redux

      Redux

      Gotta think he is in our top 5

    2. brophog

      brophog

      This stretch of games was their test, and halfway through they are killing it.

    3. Day by Day

      Day by Day

      I was just gonna say the same thing. I agree, gotta be on the list. 

  14. Stumpy1

    I'm tellin ya, Isle of View is cm husker.

    He has brought up the whole pooping on players and now is asking for links.

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      Bookmarked.

    3. Cdog923

      Cdog923

      5pb4jh.gif

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Something something ridiculous, I should clarify that.... Something even more ridiculous. Link please??? Bookmarked!

  15. Stumpy1

    Langsdork needs fired ASAP

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Ok, now I agree. We run on our side of the 50, then pass on theirs. Dumb...

    3. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      2 could have been caught TD passes.  Have to make plays.  DL calling good game

    4. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      That is what pissed me off...even if we dont get it, we were still in FG range. It was a potential 10 point swing.

  16. Stumpy1

    Starting to think Isle of View is really cm husker.

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    2. Cdog923

      Cdog923

      I thought CM was given a vacation a few months ago...

    3. Redux

      Redux

      cm has been gone for quite a while

    4. krc1995

      krc1995

      Over the last year or so there has been a number of the old, and some pretty good, posters that apparently went rogue and were banned.  What happens to these guys?

  17. Stumpy1

    That was a great volleyball game.  Congrats lady skers on beating 3 top 10 teams in a row. 

  18. Stumpy1

    FSU hasnt started 0-3 since 1976.  Bobby Bowdens first season.

    1. RedDenver

      RedDenver

      And FSU escapes

  19. Stumpy1

    B1G refs are HORRIBLE!!!

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      latest?cb=20131229211240

  20. Stumpy1

    Going as expected

  21. Stumpy1

    Did we still win the game Saturday?

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Well after all it was a junior high school team that nearly beat us, so that means it's a loss...right? 

    3. NM11046

      NM11046

      We might have won if BobbyD was a real man and talked to the press afterward. He owes that to us.

    4. Redux

      Redux

      I'm not ruling out a win but I'm not ecpecting it.  Secondary, woof.

  22. Stumpy1

    Welcome to college football Darnay!!!

  23. Stumpy1

    Have you ever seen cat's brains?

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    2. Thanks_Tom RR

      Thanks_Tom RR

      Cats, sheep, mice, rats, zebra finch, prairie voles (pine, montane, and meadow voles as well) rats, zebra fish, fruit flies, C elegans (well head ganglia), dogs, squirrels, rabbits, marmosets, tamarins, titi monkeys, rhesus macaques, and humans...you are in my wheelhouse.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      *note to self-don't ever look in TTRR's freezer*

    4. Enhance

      Enhance

      Actually, yes! While a lot of students dissect frog's or something small in high school, my anatomy class dissected cats.

  24. Stumpy1

    Redux+Hairnet= Hotness

  25. Stumpy1

    Some high-rolling donors from Oregon State spent last Monday evening with Riley touring our facilities.

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