Redux

When he sees sheep too, apparently. :shrug:

Reagan and Johnson both had major, major landslides

Personal attack!

He's 15 already? Damn, where did the time go... Feels like just yesterday I was with your mom in the delivery room........

Look for Anthony or Chad to try to sneak in some Hail to the Victors tonight.

Matty, since you are 14, you can't have a 15yr old son.

^ If it's for money.

my mom says I can play

Naw that ain't me.

Donated!

Do they take check? What's Knapp's address?

I'm gonna start a rumor that a certain big red iowan is lactose intolerant.  

Caps lock Monday?

IT'S TIME TO GET RILED UP, GUYZ!

@Comfortably Numb Its too cold to go commando.  Nuts would freeze

Same clothes as yesterday......and day before. 

Red quarter-zip pullover, blue jeans, Chippewa hiking boots.

@The Dude 

The best offense is a big D

I don't see what's offensive about big D

" This just might be an awesome hire......"

One of the top ten dumbest things I posted on here.

I wanted Tressel.  I was okay with the hire at the time. 

Lost a lot of confidence after the Illinois game.  Wanted him fired after the Purdue game.  Gained a some confidence back with the win streak during his second season.  Lost it again quickly.

Seemed pretty obviously early on last season Scott Frost was going to be our next coach.  So I was already looking ahead.

I was damned disappointed it wasn't Tressel.  Stupid sock puppet.

Am I missing something?

@Cdog923 Not really. Brandon Cavanaugh used to post his "articles" on here. His user name is eightlaces. You can look at his posting history. I think that should explain itself.

Bear the children? Well, I did my 15 minute contribution at the beginning. And I fetched ice chips towards the end. So I did my part. lol

The Plastic clips are an abomination

And 15 minutes? Way to go the extra mile NUance.

Everytime ive seen a guy with a sign admitting all he wantsis a beer, as long as i had one, i gave him one. At least 10-12 times now. I totally respect the honesty!!

How often do you happen to have cold beer in the car with you? lol

Kearneys over an hour away from me. Itd be silly NOT to have a few cold sliders

I dont think even she knows how she did it. I will of course earn the burden of getting it paid off now.

Make her pay it off. 10 dollars per blow. That will teach her.

Sounds like a plan. I learn this AFTER we sign up for joint checking...

Go to IHOP and critique the drunks

All solid plans so far

NUance is Heisenberg!

I would much rather have a Challenger too but gotta have the 4 door model with a kid on the way.

What years are you looking at?

Looking at a 2009 300c for sure and possibly a 2012-14 Charger

1995- you are 30 years old and you didn't have health insurance. Wow ?

Well, my employer didnt offer it until last year and my salary didnt allow it at the time.

Ive had Aflac for 6 or so years so it was at least something.

Congratulations!

Thanks everyone!

Even my wife was shocked it went so fast. First push nurse said "Oh! I'll go get the doctor, he's almost out." Next thing we knew they plopped him on her chest.

Congrats Redux.

Hey, you don't want him to get those nightmares again. It's the least we could do.

"Most would agree he is one of the good guys in the game. It's nice he gets a close-up look at Husker football."

Really? He yells and has said just as much stupid sh#t as Pelini. The difference? Oh yes, he won a national title so its OK.

Doing some consulting is what I heard? The guys knows his football. Good to see people taking action and doing what they can to get better instead of just accepting what is and carrying on.

We've got about the same amount of bones on the line, though it's split up between the top three. I can sympathize with your RB situation, I've been mixing and matching all year in both my leagues. Miller has been pretty solid though.

I was one waiver spot from getting Miller, easily would have won me a couple more games.

I'm surprised he made it to waivers. Fantasy takes a lot of luck to win, honestly. I had a lot of busts on my team this year but made good waiver moves and caught some teams on lucky weeks. It's still a lot of fun.

Also, all hail Knapp, fantasy immortal. Go earn that belt GSG!

^^Truth.

I'm not going.

Suck it

A stripper recognized a couple of clients. She was a senior in HS and the clients were admins at the HS.

I'm sure they were only there to check on her?

On the internet can my wife get a lapdance then take all those positive vibes back home with me and unleash the beast?

I clearly am not yelling good sir

I hate that whole "love" thing. That's how they get you. I suppose I love my wife, too. Sucks.

Emotions are such an inconvenience

I suspect his penis is quite fond of his right hand. (But is cheating with lefty sometimes.)

What a hoe

Fo sho

Army-Navy

Harvard-Yale

Iron Bowl

RRR

UM-tOSU

The Civil War

^ Also a great choice

Penguins vs Blackhawks

Btw, I meant for the national championship. I was trying to be funny but just realized you only said "final" so it just looks like my pick for B1G Championship.

NEBRASKA vs Penn State.

I've uh. nevermind.

Redux, I feel like you and I at a blackjack table would be the best night of my life.

I am good company