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  1. The lack of swirling rumors one way or another is disappointing.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Apathy. No one gives a damn either way anymore. Close wins over iowa will do that to a fanbase.

    3. strigori

      strigori

      If we don't have a presser called for tomorrow, this is going to start looking like last year.

    4. Husker_x

      Husker_x

      Doesn't have to be a leaky ship. Just has to be decisive. You really don't need any more evidence.

  2. Anybody know why they call it xbox 360? Cuz when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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    2. dizzturbedNUfan

      dizzturbedNUfan

      lol, must mean you can't resist it! Love my Xbox........and PS3.

    3. The Maudfather
    4. Roark

      Roark

      Lulz. Yeah right.

  3. So, if Bama wins tonight, they shouldn't split the title. After all, their loss will be better than LSU's. LSU will have lost to the #2 team, while Bama lost to the #1 team. :P

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    2. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      Yeah. The Big Ten bowl games vs. the SEC in SEC country is just a coincidence, right?

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

      Pure coincidence.

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Coincidence....even though I feel the ref's calls were a bit in favor of the Gamecocks...NEB still shot themselves in the foot though

  4. Lobbying for votes on an internet message board cracks me up.

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    2. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      The internet is serious business.

    3. huskerscott

      huskerscott

      Whats more funny is seeing the same people nominated over and over.

    4. knapplc

      knapplc

      huskerscott, you should go nominate someone different. There has to be someone not already in a position whom you think is worth some recognition, right?

  5. Really wish we'd break out the all whites for our game against Iowa.

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      I'd rather see the red jersey and black helmet again.

    3. huskrplaya

      huskrplaya

      I wanna see Eric Crouch run over an Iowa linebacker again

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      I just want to see a dominating performance.

  6. Earned my keep today, boys.

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    2. HuskerfaninOkieland
    3. The Maudfather

      The Maudfather

      Nothing too exciting, really. Just busy as tits with HL7 interfaces.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Well that's a disappointment. I was expecting to hear something like you conceived triplets. Or maybe foiled a bank robbery.

  7. My platform for the starting lineup, you ask? #YOLO

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    2. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      My attempt at humor failed

    3. GSG

      GSG

      Honestly, I just want the T-Magic "YOLO f**k wads!" t-shirt from TWOS.

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Yeah! WE WANT IT NOW!!!

  8. Just realized that Alabama signed 32 players in 2008! Thirty - effing - two!

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    2. PuttinUp6

      PuttinUp6

      Texas A&M is already at 32 for this class...That isnt counting anyone that may be on their pipeline for signing day

       

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Nope. We don't put recruits on the field. They have to be signed and enrolled. Then they can play for us. Great observation HuskerFouler.

    4. Creighton Duke
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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Holy moly thats nice!

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Wow....it's sad when KU is beating NEB out in facilities......son of a B!!!

    4. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Ooh. A Bowflex. I'm in.

  9. What do you opine a man should pay for Miami tickets now?

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    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      We still have a hankering for some hurricane meat from all those Orange Bowl games. Is UNL in the process of purchasing snow machines? Let's play this sum bitch in 2 feet of slop!

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I dont know jarvis. The way the weather is already crashin. after tommorrow, 70's, even 60's for a day, 3 weeks from now, we may not even have to create our own snow.

    4. killer cacti
  10. Section 26, Row A -- Anyone ever sit here? How nice are the seats?

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    2. Hingle McCringleberry

      Hingle McCringleberry

      They are the old box seats. There is no rise, and they are pretty much on field level, its possible you could have a camera rig parked in front of you for half the game.

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      The doomed Section 26 Row A seats, be careful.

    4. GSG

      GSG

      I hear you have to fight a Minotaur just to get to your seats

  11. What did Bo have to say in his presser?

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      All I know is the next guy better not act like a 7-year-old when things don't go his way. Not a good look.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      We probably won't get a next guy. And that's the part that sucks.

    4. Skull&Bones

      Skull&Bones

      I am surprised he didn't show up wearing a halloween mask. What a f'n joke!

  12. Huskers getting embarrassed on national tv again

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    2. KingBlank

      KingBlank

      Best recruiting class in history!

    3. Redux
    4. The Maudfather

      The Maudfather

      My bad, 1995. Meant to,say we're in our way to our highest rated class since Callahan. Forget the facts, we'll just skip ahead to your regularly scheduled sunshine pumping and Kool aid sipping.

  13. Looks like my job finally got wise to my act and blocked rivals....huskerboard is going to be seeing a whole lot more of The Maudfather.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      I'm confused... when did you get a job? ;)

    3. UGAHusker

      UGAHusker

      I would never think to make the comparison of Rivals and 4 Loko being outlawed, but you have a definite point.

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      The 4 Loko outlaw is DUMB! C'mon...i make Redbulld Vodkas all the time! SAME DAMN THING pretty much...

  14. Just gave my sig and avatar a face lift. Go Cards!

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    2. Excel

      Excel

      Well whatever happens just beat Texas.

    3. Nebula

      Nebula

      Sir, I respect you. But as a Cubs fan, I have to tell you that your new avatar literally makes me sick. (Good luck in the WS!)

    4. NUance

      NUance

      I likey!! Go Cards!

  15. Good news, Huskerboard. Not only did we beat MSU, but I'm going to be having a son!

  16. Just finished my fantasy baseball draft. Got Braun, Kemp and Upton in the outfield. Go ahead and give me the trophy.

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    2. iamthenorm

      iamthenorm

      As a Cardinal fan. I am very disappointed that he is not playing for the cubs anymore. Such a fun pitcher to watch both on and off the field. So talented, but such a head case.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      I'm not sure what kind of stats you're gonna get from Kate Upton, but I still really like that pick

    4. The Maudfather

      The Maudfather

      lol @ crazy Z. I did really well with pitchers too. My rotation consists of: Tim Lincecum, CC Sabathia, JJ Putz, Brian Wilson, Cole Hamels, Dan Haren and David Price. On the bench, I have Aroldis Chapman, Ubaldo Jimenez, and Shaun Marcum. Pretty salty rotation.

  17. Let's go, Northwestern!

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    2. HuskerInLostWages

      HuskerInLostWages

      nothing to learn, they are known to let down in the 4th this season. This one is not the norm for them.

    3. MLB 51
    4. HuskerInLostWages
  18. "Contrary to what you guys think, I haven't forgotten how to coach defense and stop the run." – Bo Pelini

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      No Baker may have been a bigger deal than we ever woudlve thought.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      We could have had Suh and it wouldn't have mattered.

    4. Hammerhead

      Hammerhead

      LOL BO U TROLLIN MAYNE

  19. Taylor Martinez sighting at the ESPY's.

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      Is he there because he was part of Jack's run? Makes me think Jack will win.

    3. strigori

      strigori

      He has a nomination of his own I thought, the 91 yard run.

    4. Nobody

      Nobody

      husker rex jersey under the black blazer. straight g sh#t.

  20. JP needs to go. End of story. Our defense is a f'ing joke.

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      He doesn't have any excuses as is. It's well established Bo is the defensive coordinator.

       

      Any attempt to use JP as a scapegoat should fall on deaf ears.

    3. Treand3

      Treand3

      Not excusing JP and Bo but don't forget TB

    4. EZ-E

      EZ-E

      Ciante Evans is the worst player on the field every single time we take the field. If Jonathon Rose doesn't see more and more time this season I am off this bandwagon

  21. You can cut the apathy with a knife.

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      It's not so much that . . . meh, whatever.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Like I'm going to expend the effort to find a knife. Sheeeez

    4. carlfense

      carlfense

      Procrastinators unite tomorrow!

  22. #GebbiaWatch

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    2. ScottyIce

      ScottyIce

      He just signed a #secret document that Riley is putting in his drawer until next February. Figured why waste the time faxing it later?

    3. Redux

      Redux

      Visit Oxford, see the NCAA violations in their natural elememt!

    4. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      Hopefully exhausted and less enjoyable.

  23. We really need to bring back the -1 function. 

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    2. GSG
    3. RedSavage
    4. Redux

      Redux

      I'm too petty.  I would burn through my allotment of daily -1's on the same 2 or 3 posters every day.

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