The Maudfather

You da man

gracias.

Picture?

too many choices-- losing their identity-- i wont hav a clue as to who they hel they r when playing on the tele

Last day of work for me this week!! GBR

it's like a giant weight has been lifted off my shoulders!!

@madman, me too, brother. Gonna go home tonight, fire up the grill, drink some beer, eat some burgers and watch some football. <bartscott>can't wait!</bartscott>

That's messed up. How were they able to get to it?

I have it turned on. I've been hitting F5 all day and whoever took it still hasn't turned it on. Got stolen out of my locker at the gym. Whoever took it had to rummage through all of my nasty, sweaty clothes and look in my shoe. Hats off to their dedication.

They're probably just trying to sell it, not use it...might take a while. Do pawn shops re-sell cell phones? You might check around.

and then a super bullsh#t pass interference call.

that play at the end worst call ever

I don't get all the animosity - they're replacement refs who did not ask for this. The highest level of refereeing most of these guys did was division two or three. It's not their fault the NFL and current referees can't get a deal done.

No, it was a 4.29 40 get it right!

What does the sign say?

It was just a Nebraska sign at college game day. Since they're in Louisiana, it must be FLU.

For a second I thought you meant the Trojans and mistaken Ted Gilmore. But now i realize you were talking about the Gamecocks..

Go figure. I always thought Sanders was pretty solid.

Sort of surprised. UCLA is ranked higher.

take the over

More. I see us doing pretty well against them. We win by at least two scores.

I think everybody would. But so far I think it's just speculation on our part that he's even in the mix, isn't it?

NUance, Orgeron stated he would he would be very interested to be on staff shortly after Mike Riley was hired

http://collegespun.com/big-ten/nebraska-big-ten/report-ed-orgeron-is-very-interested-in-being-part-of-mike-rileys-staff-at-nebraska

With BP gone, he needs to get rid of the rest of the low hanging fruit. Bring on the experts he alluded to

It is he was chuckling, like most of his pressers

He was asked a question about the lack of a run game, whether it was because we didn't commit to it, or we haven't been good at it and he laughed and said that it's been a combination of both.

If he laughed, or even smiled at this presser, he should be dismissed immediately. Unacceptable by any standard.

priapism is awful

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^lol

Happy Birthday man. Can remember when you first joined the board.

Happy Birthda Maudy!

I remember when i had my first beer! Happy B-Day man!

I nominate Megan Fox.

Excellent nomination, Maudfather.

Jbarn, she does have a very tight end. A guy I know....him and her GOT. IT. ON. woooowwwhheeee

Did you freeze your nuts off?

Wasn't there a story about some guy losing his "head" while trying to "sleep" with a park bench in Korea or somewhere a few years ago?

Thats really puttin the wood to it.

It's all because you guys are so fun to talk to.

Must have a government job

@knapp...liar! lol

how many years left? I really don't want a rented QB(ala Keller)

He's a Junior this year but hasn't used a redshirt yet. He's currently out this season with an injury. My guess is he'd likely qualify for a medical redshirt for this season and have 2 years left to play.

I would actually like to take a shot at him.

damn..that's too bad.

That was ugly!

False. That's what happened to Rajon Rondo in the playoffs and he returned to the game that night.

Before my son was born I told everyone I didn't really care. But secretly I was hoping for a son. Good luck! And hope he (or she) is healthy!

Hope all goes well!

Hope everything goes awesome!

Yeah, eventually. Patient bear.

Rumor is we already have it.

Seisay?

Maybe they forgot to add he de- in front?

I got committed this week. My straightjacket is sort of itchy.

Hey man.. we got 5 hours for those recruits to commit, have patience.

We should hire him to be our defensive coordinator.

Id we're gonna complete we need to loosen up our moral belt a little. Barry'd be a great fit

He was a great coach alright. Like 20 years ago. lol

Good. Go rap about how you're going to kill everyone thtat works at the arena now...

exaaactly...entitlement my ass...go rap and act like your "innovative" and "original" and that you never had any musical influence...never liked his music.

Good lil wayne sucks.

Jay-Z got twice that many problems. An more.

I had muffins for breakfast

Tough crowd, tough crowd...

Penn State is in a bad way right now. And deservedly so.

That saved several thousand dollars - Slightly less than $60 million to go

good move

They've been playing for five minutes...

I understand that. Just pointing out that, thus far, they look horrid and completely incapable of stopping a run.

Woo Hoo. Minny beat UNLV in 3 OTs. Might be the highlight of their season.