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  1. Mark Cuban at the SALT conference in Vegas: “There's that guy who'll walk into the bar and say anything to get laid. That's Donald Trump right now to a T. But it's all of us who are going to get [expletive]," Cuban said” --- Dang, the Cubes still hates the Donald.

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    2. funhusker

      funhusker

      because Trump is a McGouche???

    3. Thanks_Tom RR

      Thanks_Tom RR

      because TBH???

    4. teachercd

      teachercd

      They both complain about how rich the other is.

  2. So, which one of you filthy animals wants to tap a sweet, sweet keg of America? I'll pump!

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      You had me at "I'll pump".

    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      Tastes like freedom.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Murica! In a frosty mug, please.

  3. Lewis to the Ravens. R4, P130.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Nice! nfl.com has him listed at 312 lbs. Is he really that heavy? If so he must have bulked up this past year. :shrug:

  4. Tunsil admits that he took money from a coach at Ole Miss and conveniently gets escorted away by Dolphins brass when a follow up is asked. Shocker.

    1. Michiganball

      Michiganball

      I you catch one, imagine how many you dont and they got paid. that program stinks with corruption.

    2. Redux

      Redux

      Bad Ole Miss, you no do that. Okay, they learned their lesson.

    3. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      That program? Try the whole damn conference? The SEC is a tumor sucking the life out of college football.

    1. knapplc

      knapplc

      ZOOOOOGIIEEEEEESSSS!!

    2. Saunders

      Saunders

      Boston sports fans are douches. News at 11.

    3. zoogs

      zoogs

      I can't argue with the above. I haven't read the article and I'm not interested.

       

      The NFL flubbed Deflategate, as is their wont (and perhaps right), but nothing's going to change with the penalties.

  5. SICK. FFDP LOVES THEM SOME BIG RED!

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      I dog Five Finger Death Punch, but not theor best song. T Mart jersey is cool though.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Like, not dog...

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Their best song makes ICP's worst song sound like Beethoven.

  6. 2000's on Al Gore's internet.

  7. Sarah Huckabee is so hot. Imagine Mike Huckabee, but with long, flowing locks and a voluptuous body. Hubba hubba!

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I'm imagining Mike Huckabee with long flowing locks but the hubba hubba isn't happening. I must be doing it wrong.

    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      I can't believe you're the only one to say anything, JJ. It's ok... It was supposed to be a joke.

       

      I'm going to take the silence as tacit approval and suggest we've got a lot of sickos on this board.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Mike Huckabee, voluptuous body? I just don't see it. Maybe if he wore a pushup bra...

  8. Had a great time caucusing today! I hope many of the rest of y'all had the opportunity to get out there and do likewise.

  9. Knife found at OJ's ex-residence. LAPD testing knife now and press confererence forthcoming... OH SNAP

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha!

       

      Note to self: Always dispose of the knife when you cut your wife's head off.

    2. GSG

      GSG

      FROM WHAT I READ, AN LAPD OFFICER HAS HAD THIS KNIFE SINCE 1998 OR SOMETHING

    3. Vizsla1

      Vizsla1

      Does not matter if it is...he can not be retried. Does one think he would have brought it back home and buried it? Opening

      Al Capones vault held more fascination than this story

  10. BOOM ROASTED! Worth the full 22 minutes.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      That was awesome.

    3. Mike Mcdee

      Mike Mcdee

      Yup. Completely worth every second of the video.

    4. Hoosker
  11. Found out today after some very anxious waiting that I've been accepted to the initial PT class at UNMC's Kearney campus starting next fall! I would've preferred Omaha since it has been my home the last six years, but I'm stoked for the opportunity. I'll be in the first PT class brekaing in a new $19 million dollar building that just opened this year...

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    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Thanks for the well wishes. Got a lot of stuff to iron out between now and then but I'm super pumped.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      That place is insane. Been there numerous times. Tip. Dont get the decaff from the 2nd floor coffee vendor

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      You say that like that's some secret codeword for them to perpetrate some terrible act unto me.

  12. Just a few hours until our neighbors to the east officially kickoff the presidential process! Get out and vote Iowegians! Who else is pumped?

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    2. Huskerzoo

      Huskerzoo

      This is the first year in a long time that I was actually excited about a candidate. Hope to see a good roll of the dice.

    3. Saunders

      Saunders

      Pumped? Hell no. I'm depressed because our political system is broken and we're supposed to pick between idiots and a-holes.

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Who's getting your vote, Zoo?

       

      Ahh, Saunders, with a healthy dose of cynicism.

  13. Trump is slowly amassing support from the oddest group of weirdos from all corners of the map...

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      An omnibus of oddballs....

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      A festival of freaks....

    4. zoogs

      zoogs

      Haha! Nice, JJ.

  14. Anybody have any experience using Costco or Sam's Club? Trying to decide if I want a membership to either.

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    2. Eric the Red

      Eric the Red

      100% Costco all day.....return policy is insane

    3. macroboy

      macroboy

      Love Costco!! It's the jam!

       

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      We've done Sam's for a long time. I would do it for no other reason than their meat but we also get other things. Their beef and pork is 2nd to none, at least around here. Just got some choice ribeyes $6.98/Lb. Some stuff you can get as good of a deal at Walmart or other grocery store but we easily pay for the membership fee. Have not tried Costco.

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    2. Lyons in the Sea of Red.

      Lyons in the Sea of Red.

      Guy grew up in gangland. I was hoping football here would have provided him an opportunity to stay away from that life.

    3. Landlord

      Landlord

      Ricky had an ESPN gameday special a few years back detailing how he could essentially never go home because he'd be killed. He's still outrunning his demons.

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      He seems pretty well off in Lincoln. Let's hope he gets straightened out. I like this guy a lot.

  15. Hillary, Bernie, and Donald on CNN now. You missed the Hillary segment, but you could check and see if it will replay later.

    1. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Thanks for the reminder. I like learning about these three.

    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Thought I missed it... Thought it was earlier this morning. Maybe they're already rerunning.

       

      Seems to be three of the most serious candidates at this point.

    3. Landlord

      Landlord

      The debate isn't until 8p?

  16. About to hear from the commander in chief, you guise.

  17. Merry Christmas, mother******s. May merriment and joy fill your holidays, or something like that.

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Oh stop, that brought a tear to my eye.

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Booze shall fill mine

  18. I hope the NFL brings the ban hammer down swiftly and justly on OBJ. Norman shut that guy down except for two plays, and Beckham still managed to screw one of them up. He's a effin' punk.

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    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      He's a prima donna. The way I understand it, he's a very selfish, me-first guy and he rubs a lot of other players the wrong way, even on his own team.

       

      The Hawks are cocky as hell too. But at least you've backed it up with one trophy and another SB appearance. It'd be pretty funny to see the Panthers, with al their dancing and showboating, drop their first playoff game.

    3. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      Yeah the SB champ team had a lot of attitude, which I think correallated to how dominating they were on the field. They've lost a lot of that swag, but being a sub .500 team thru 12 weeks should help curb that.

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Y'all are rolling now though. That's what matters. Hot at the right time. I'm just hoping Philly dominates Washington Saturday and rolls NYG in week 17 to secure a playoff spot. We've been limping along this whole season.

  19. Not gonna lie, our recruiting momentum sucks compared to Michigan right now...

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    2. teachercd

      teachercd

      And I am thinking about 5-7 top 250 players

    3. onlyHskrfaninIL

      onlyHskrfaninIL

      hey oregon st in at #32 right now with 24 commits per rivals. only a mere 10 spots ahead of the huskers.

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Landing the trio would jumpstart rethinks real quick. And then KJJ and everyone next year. Guess I'm just doubtful on Reese,, and he'd be the catalyst for the other two committing. It's just been a real long wait with nuthin' happenin.

  20. Which one of you mother##$$**s is trying to eat Chuck Pagano??

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      I mean Advent! Or Ramadan. Whichever will clear my name

    3. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      So, do you guys invite GSG to the tailgates? I'd feel pretty uneasy about it.

    4. GSG

      GSG

      I'm thinking about going strictly Vegans...

  21. Pretty disappointed the game is on CBSSN. We don't get that channel in our house's Cox package :'(

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      You don't have a good Cox package?

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Cox package.......2 words that probably shouldn't be used together.

    4. admo
  22. I Jim Bob Cootered before Jim Bob Cootering was cool.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      I'm aware of who he is. Inlive in the Detroit metro. I'm also aware that their new president is named Rod Wood...

    3. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      Did they squish your nuts NUance?

    4. NUance

      NUance

      She could sure try!

       

      No, wait. That would hurt.

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