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Status Updates posted by NUance
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Gave up peyote buttons for lent. Just two damn weeks to go.
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Last night was the first night in several months that I didn't have a couple glasses of whiskey to put me to bed. I woke up this morning with a sore throat and headcold that lasted all day. Coincidence? I think not.
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Yadier Molina, 4-for-5 with a walk. Including a 3 run homer in the 9th. Dude is money.
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Just stopped by to view the meltdown. It's all I expected. Carry on. LOL
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If you ever mention my mother's loins, or their frothiness to me again, I don't know what I'll do. But it will be bad.
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We officially on the Bubble yet?
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We have #25 SOS. Four games over .500 ain't shabby. http://realtimerpi.com/rpi_Men.html
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OK, I admit it. I smoked something that wasn't a Doral before.
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Serious motivational difficulties at work. I need to get it in gear and crank some work out.
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Wife is out of town. So I order 50 more cable channels today. #LivinLarge
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There's a fine line between teasing somebody, and just being plain rude. Or so I am told.
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I don't even know what weenies in my beenies means. But I do like weenies in my noodle. lol
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Mary saw a puppy in a window, she wanted it. What did Mary want?
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Lydia Ko. We'll be hearing more of that name.
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My favorite quote of the article: "Luckily, two doctors happened to be on the course at the time of the accident and immediately rushed to his aid." --I mean, what are the odds? LOL
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How Knapp envisioned the crash:
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So we can go back to belittling Wisconsin now? Okay.
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Anything going on today?
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Tiger playing from another fairway again.
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Golfers started teeing off at The Open this morning. I took a look at the course. I think they're playing the British Open. lol
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Fire sale on Wall Street! Get your shares at deep discount prices!!
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I think we have a new record for most threads in one week. Maybe I should start a thread about it.
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Lotsa visitors this weekend. Can we expect a BOOM? Or maybe a couple?
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Hitting seven 3-pointers in a row. How can you beat that? The odds against that have to be astronomical. /shakes head
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The Big Ten. Bad at math and basketball.
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"Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face."
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In the Big Rock Candy Mountains there's a land that's fair and bright.
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The punk rolled up his big blue eyes and said to the jocker, "Sandy
I've hiked and hitched and wandered too, but I ain't seen any candy
I've hiked and hiked till my feet are sore, I'll be god damned if I hike any more
To be buggered sore like a hobo's whore on the Big Rock Candy Mountains."
http://www.cracked.com/article_20557_5-insane-lost-verses-that-change-meaning-famous-songs_p5.html