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  1. Gave up peyote buttons for lent. Just two damn weeks to go.

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    2. zoogs

      zoogs

      What ARE peyote buttons?

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Let me introduce you to Carlos Castaneda, UCLA anthropologist and apprentice Yaqui Indian Shaman.

    4. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Gotta be better than the peyote zippers

  2. Last night was the first night in several months that I didn't have a couple glasses of whiskey to put me to bed. I woke up this morning with a sore throat and headcold that lasted all day. Coincidence? I think not.

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      So you drink while listening to Jane's Addiction. Not bad.

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      It's apart of your being....

      Do not be ashamed...

    4. onlyHskrfaninIL
  3. Yadier Molina, 4-for-5 with a walk. Including a 3 run homer in the 9th. Dude is money.

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    2. B.B. Hemingway
    3. CheeseHusker

      CheeseHusker

      His two outs were a hard liner caught at 3rd, and a fly ball caught at the ivy. A little luck and he has six hits in this game. Cardinal fan for nearly 30 years, and he might be the best one to wear the uniform in my lifetime.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      @cheese, Yeah he was 4-for-6 not 4-for-5. I posted this in the bottom of the 9th before the box scores came out. Guess I wasn't listening closely. lol

  4. Just stopped by to view the meltdown. It's all I expected. Carry on. LOL

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, I think some guys only use HB to vent. They should bitch and complain *every* day. Like me. LOL

    3. krc1995

      krc1995

      Regrets? Yes I have a few. The major regret is not being able to listen to Big Red Reaction. I bet it was epic

    4. CheeseHusker

      CheeseHusker

      I was in Australia during most of the Callahan era. I went from "ooh, yes, I absolutely have to get up at 4 AM to watch the Huskers" too "eh, screw this, I'm staying in bed".

  5. If you ever mention my mother's loins, or their frothiness to me again, I don't know what I'll do. But it will be bad.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      How could it be possible that some aren't Archer fans? Greatest animated series evar. lol

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      I'll have to remember to DVR it.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      It's animated now? or am I thinking of Arrow?

  6. We officially on the Bubble yet?

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    2. Huskerzoo

      Huskerzoo

      I agree with redout, but it looks like we have the potential to get there.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      We have #25 SOS. Four games over .500 ain't shabby. http://realtimerpi.com/rpi_Men.html

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      We are on the bubble. We were on the radar before this game. Jay Bilas had us in his top 68 last week I read.

  7. OK, I admit it. I smoked something that wasn't a Doral before.

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    2. KingBlank

      KingBlank

      #bringthethunder

    3. husker B-rent

      husker B-rent

      This is a strange weed that only grows in a mans pants.

    4. Redux

      Redux

      White Rhino? Medical KB? Purple Haze infused with Unicorn Crunch? Okay I made the last one up.

  8. Serious motivational difficulties at work. I need to get it in gear and crank some work out.

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    2. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      brother, i've been there.

    3. Redux

      Redux

      Nothing a little Jameson can't fix!

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Sure, somebody else will pick up the slack. Wait, I work alone mostly. OK, Lord Jameson it is! lol

  9. Wife is out of town. So I order 50 more cable channels today. #LivinLarge

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      SSkin-a-max, playboy, and what else?

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Just flipped through them. No porn. I better head back to the Comcast office tomorrow. lol

    4. TAKODA
  10. There's a fine line between teasing somebody, and just being plain rude. Or so I am told.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      @GSG: I think that's a young Johnny Manziel at 1:05. lol

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Wife tell you that last night NUance?

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! Yes.

  11. I don't even know what weenies in my beenies means. But I do like weenies in my noodle. lol

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    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      No. Douche is what you meant.

    3. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Just kidding. NUance rocks my socks you guys.

    4. Junior

      Junior

      That sounds dirty.

  12. Mary saw a puppy in a window, she wanted it. What did Mary want?

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    2. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      Mary is a whore.

    3. huKSer
    4. NUance

      NUance

      Mary? Sex? Window? This isn't Amsterdam, boys.

       

      Eerrr, so I'm told. lol

  13. Lydia Ko. We'll be hearing more of that name.

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      What's her forty time?

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Must be fast. She's never been penalized for slow play.

    4. QMany

      QMany

      She is legit, NUance. Considering her age and length off the tee, it is even more impressive.

  14. My favorite quote of the article: "Luckily, two doctors happened to be on the course at the time of the accident and immediately rushed to his aid." --I mean, what are the odds? LOL

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    2. teachercd

      teachercd

      "Luckily for Ford, there were also two blazing hot cart girls that were working that day...both are aspiring actresses and were able to give the 72 year old actor their contact information"

       

    3. NUance
    4. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      I heard Brian Williams was the first one there to give him CPR

  15. So we can go back to belittling Wisconsin now? Okay.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      ^ Live stock does not qualify as hotties...

    3. NUance
    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Should we belittle them? They own us in football and basketball at the moment. Ha! of course we should......f#*k em

  16. Anything going on today?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      ^^You're on your own buddy. LOL

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      I plan on breathing

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      It rained...

  17. Tiger playing from another fairway again. :lol:

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Probably why his ex-wife hit him with a nine-iron. :)

    3. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      How do we know? He could be playing this one from the rough... maybe she's French.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Ooh la la!

  18. Golfers started teeing off at The Open this morning. I took a look at the course. I think they're playing the British Open. lol

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    2. Scratchtown

      Scratchtown

      Who did you pick NUance? DraftKings?

       

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Rory, Dustin Johnson, Matsuyama and Keegan are my starters. Reserves are Henrik Stenson, Spieth, Mickelson and F. Molinari. Gonna swap Keegan for Molinari tomorrow. Stickin wi Rory over Stenson for now.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      *Yahoo, not Draftkings.

  19. Fire sale on Wall Street! Get your shares at deep discount prices!!

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    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      No Zrod. Wait for the bottom.

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine
    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      I've only hit the bottom a couple of times, but the reactions were not good ones...

  20. I think we have a new record for most threads in one week. Maybe I should start a thread about it.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      I spose you want me to dance, huh?

      /takes pants off

    3. Redux

      Redux

      Conformists

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      (makin it rain)

  21. Lotsa visitors this weekend. Can we expect a BOOM? Or maybe a couple?

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    2. Decked
    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      Ya, if you live in Louisiana and think the only way to win championships is with only 4-5 star recruits, then root for LSU. Btw, how have all of their high ranking recruiting classes done for them?

    4. Redux

      Redux

      3rd in their division. Which is great in the SEC, but embarassin in the Big Ten. Rabble Rabble....

  22. Hitting seven 3-pointers in a row. How can you beat that? The odds against that have to be astronomical. /shakes head

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    2. HuskerInLostWages

      HuskerInLostWages

      Hard to beat a team that shoots over 70% in the first half and then like 60% for the game. Not many teams can overcome that if they are shooting high 40s low 50s for the game.

    3. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      And now MD is getting rocked by MSU.....a team Nebraska beat.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      ^^on their home court! Go figure..

  23. The Big Ten. Bad at math and basketball.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      I'm rooting for them both. Wouldn't bet the farm though.

    3. Redux

      Redux

      I'm taking Maryland all the way in my 2nd chance bracket

    4. TAKODA

      TAKODA

      I would not count out Wisconsin against ND. If Maryland can beat KU, they can beat anyone remaining. Indiana was my dark horse this year at the beginning of the season.

  24. "Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face."

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I agree. They could be good together. My favorite character with the hot babe. And it looks like another fav, Arya, may becoming more active. Still miss Ned though.

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Jon Snow is back. He will rule the world!!!!!

    4. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      I'm stoked too. I'm excited to see how that relationship develops. So many good characters on that show.

  25. In the Big Rock Candy Mountains there's a land that's fair and bright.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

      All the cops have wooden legs

      And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth

      And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      The punk rolled up his big blue eyes and said to the jocker, "Sandy

      I've hiked and hitched and wandered too, but I ain't seen any candy

      I've hiked and hiked till my feet are sore, I'll be god damned if I hike any more

      To be buggered sore like a hobo's whore on the Big Rock Candy Mountains."

       

      http://www.cracked.com/article_20557_5-insane-lost-verses-that-change-meaning-famous-songs_p5.html

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