The Dude

my beeper went off, someone's using my name in vain??

Did I get kicked off that board?  I posted a couple times there and caught all kinds of hell.  Because I'm such a badass.  lol

@NUanceI don't know.  I doubt it.  The whole thing didn't last long.  

I love it, but save for their IPA, l'm pretty high on Empyrean. 

Burning Skye is delightful.  One of my favorite beers.

I can agree with that.  Pretty good day for the Kellen Moore effect too!

Yeah I was skeptical of him too.  Dallas has a crazy number of offensive weapons and he did a great job making sure everyone touched the ball. 

Maybe Kitna should get a little credit working with Dak too.

I checked out the Bengals boards, they seem about as happy as you can be after a loss.

I just want to pet him. What is he like 18 and a half?

Rex Ryan was horrible as well.  I just don't get it.  He bloviates and seemed very lost.  

I wish I could have sat in on the meeting where this dream team was constructed.

-I say we go with Dipp.  The kid has moxie.  The ladies will think he's adorable.

-Dipp, huh?  What's his demographic?

-28-to-34 year old fan fiction writers.

-Perfect.  Who do you got for play-by-play?

-I'd say Beth Mowins is due for a major promotion.

-Mowins?  The broad who called the 11 am UMASS football games?  You know nobody wants to work with Mowins.

-Actually, sir, I've been in contact with Rex Ryan.  He said he'll do it as long as she agrees to wear open toe shoes.

-*slaps desk* Goddammit Johnson, you're a genius!  You've done it again!

Go into your browser settings and change to "Desktop Site". The notification icon will be near top right. Don't switch back to mobile view. That's how I do it anyway. Never did like Mobile.

Looks like there's an inaccessible menu that would normally show notifications. I just posted about it here:

I'm so flush (haha) with TP, I don't even count.

2 for me ... I'm now getting it done in 1!

I just pull on the roll and eye ball it, but if I had to guess, it'd be somewhere between a 6-10 squares per wipe?

@huKSer I wish that were the case but it seems that the people that suffer the most are people like my parents whose neighbors damn near burn down my parents' house/yard/car every year 

Up to about $400.

@GSG  A few years ago a bottle rocket landed on my deck.  I would agree fireworks should be outlawed but every year some idiots get injured so I think things work out.  Larger fireworks with short fuses is the solution.

I think he’s been there longer than Keith Jackson was at Oklahoma. 

I would love Fat Kicker more if he doinked more FGs off the uprights at Memorial Stadium.

I'm just glad the fat punter isn't at Penn State anymore.

Conan

Kimmel

Colbert

Fallon

James Cordon is god awful.

@jsneb83 @MLB 51 thanks!

I think the Cowboys had one of their starting Linebackers go out for the season with injury already, IIRC, so there's opportunity. Here's hoping he makes it, does well, and then moves to a significantly better team.

Sean Lee is always injured.   So I suppose there ou s opportunity there.

At least they're not Michigan fans..

Twist: Nebraska loses to every team left on the schedule, except Ohio State.

Honestly, I would rather it be we beat Iowa

I think he played for awhile too.

WMU alum. They have a nice little picture of him on the famous alumn wall there. 

I knew something was off.  I assumed you lived too far from an IHOP to continue the juju so I took it on.  What is your excuse and why didn't you tell me before it was too late to nail a Denny's waitress to guarantee a good season?  Unimaginable restraint to keep this response PG rated.

Kansas State fans were singing happy birthday to him at the start of the game.

Nebraska fans were singing happy birthday to him in the second half.

Small hands

At least he duped an NFL team and not just our s#!tty coach?

What he didn't throw 2 pick 6's?  He's getting better then.

Does he do impressions now?

That last stand up was gold 

The NFL playoffs are incredibly interesting this year.

@Redux The Bama v Clemson game was awesome unless you needed Bama for a pickem pool.  FIFY

Well luckily it looks like the 4 people vying for the top spot all must have had Bama, may end up with it anyways or at least 2nd.

Crazies on this site be like "Ummmm, no political posts on the updates"

What about Judge Milian- the hottest judge on TV

Should've gained 15

Only gained 5

Net result lost 10

The math is good.

Be careful. If you gain another 15 lbs like that, you'll be nothing but skin and bones 

Checks out.

He is amazing.  It sucked when he killed his show.  I did always wonder if the annoying stuck up type of person would watch and force themselves to pretend like it wasn't funny.  He made fun/jokes about EVERYONE and seemed to be loved by all.

Is this something new or the one that's been on Netflix for a few months?

@RedDenver brand new.  "Sticks & Stones".

(22) 60 plus yard FG's in NFL history and Brett M has 3 of them.