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  1. Red Five

    Bill Moos handed out extensions like candy at Halloween.  And then we ended up paying him $3M to go away.

    1. Red Five

      Red Five

      dumb-and-dumber-money.gif

    2. admo

      admo

      Resources!  Amirite :cowbell:

       

    3. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      Seems more like hush money. 

  2. Red Five

    Please check your kid’s candy. I found some Husker tickets in their bags. Some sick people out there.

    1. Decked

      Decked

      I miss the days where they would just give us drugs like normal. Kids aren’t prepared for that kind of psychological torture that Nebraska mens athletics brings 

    2. admo

      admo

      Candy Corn and Husker football tickets seems about right.  Keep the good stuff to yourself!

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

       

       

       

  3. Red Five

    What % of central Nebraskans go blind today b/c they are using cheap knock off glasses to view the eclipse?

    1. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      I'm more interested in how dark it actually gets than looking directly at the sun.

    2. Scratchtown

      Scratchtown

      I'm with Tony. I'm worried about the schools that are busing kids to places to see it. I fear for the kids who are the victim of other kids who think its funny to knock off their glasses.

  4. Red Five

    I JUST ATE SOME QUESTIONABLE CHINESE FOOD. MY STOMACH IS RILED UP.

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      WHAT QUESTIONABLE CHINESE DID YOU GET THE FOOD FROM?

    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      YOU BEST GET YOU SOME COLON BLOW MY FRIEND. THAT WAY YOU CAN GET BACK TO DOING WHAT MATTERS-- BEING RED AND BEING FIVE!

  5. Red Five

    There is a winter storm warning in Hawaii. Global warming, amiright?

    1. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      No, this is par for the course. Their largest peaks and volcano regularly get snow.

    2. Red Five

      Red Five

      ;)
  6. Red Five

    Anyone notice the press box shot of the coaching staffs? They both have about 10 coaches in the booth. I know that we have upgraded in the "analyst" and "intern" spots, but it doesn't seem to this extent.

    1. Red Five

      Red Five

      Also in the Bama game, Bama "analyst" Sark got caught doing a Chase Daniel (aka booger eating) on a press box shot.

    2. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      Buckeyes are getting huskered

  7. Red Five

    You guys aren't going to beleive who the next DC is. I mean... wow.

    1. Red Five

      Red Five

      But I can't tell you any more right now.

    2. redout22

      redout22

      sounds about right.

  8. Red Five

    Just finished season 1 of Brockmire last night. Absolutely awesome show. And filthy. I laugh out loud multiple times per episode.

    1. GSG

      GSG

      We watched the first few episodes. He says a lot of funny stuff, but I wasn't super-interested in the story though

    2. Red Five

      Red Five

      keep watching

  9. Red Five

    RIP Bobby Heenan.  The Brain was one of the voices of my childhood. 

    1. Sea of Red

      Sea of Red

      No one did it better.  RIP Brain.  

       

    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      He was hilarious.

  10. Red Five

    Who's ready for TSwift's new single dropping tomorrow?

    1. teachercd

      teachercd

      I know a few people that are dying for it!

    2. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      I enjoy her music.

  11. Red Five

    You want an 8 team playoff?  Well, this year you have a 9 team playoff.  Aub/Bama vs UGA.  Miami vs Clemson. OSU vs Wisc. OU vs TCU.

    1. Cdog923

      Cdog923

      I'll pass on the 8 team playoff, but it's nice that the CCGs are acting as defacto quarterfinal games, like they probably should. 

    2. BIG ERN

      BIG ERN

      8 is a tad much, but I don't get why there are 120+ D1 football schools when not even half of them can make the playoff.

  12. Red Five

    Leaving tomorrow for a Disney Cruise.  Wish me luck that our ship doesn't lose power in the middle of the Gulf and has to be towed back to port!

    1. ESPNSEC SUCKS

      ESPNSEC SUCKS

      Your wishing for the wrong thing... Wish for Norovirus NOT to hit your ship... Its really crappy.

       

    2. HuskerInLostWages

      HuskerInLostWages

      ^^^ what he said, norovirus is terrible, you just puke and puke and puke and crap and crap and crap, plus you feel awful during the whole thing.

  13. Red Five

    Boise had 400 yards rushing yesterday...

     

    And 418 yards passing.

     

    Randy Edsall’s 2nd stint at UConn not going well.

    1. Red Five

      Red Five

      Straight up murder

       

       

    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Woof. That looks like a 2007 Husker box score. 

  14. Red Five

    I just want to say that its amazing that we are living in a time where you can watch basically any sporting event via a hand held personal computer that is also a phone and camera.

     

    Kid has soccer games at 8, noon, and 2, so I should be able to catch parts of the game, but probably not the end...

    1. Redux

      Redux

      I bet it's not over til 3

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      GF has a coed softball tourney all afternoon. I'm in the same boat.

  15. Red Five

    Rutgers would like the thank Maryland for dominating the CFB news cycle yesterday so that this story was buried

     

     

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Those rascally Rutgers lads.

    2. 4skers89

      4skers89

      A player charged with attempted double murder should get you a better record. Rutgers isn’t doing something right

  16. Red Five

    Hoiberg a done deal according to local and national media.

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Go Big Fred!

    2. Thanks_Tom RR

      Thanks_Tom RR

      I think you mean, Go Big fRed!

  17. Red Five

    Heading to Vegas this evening.  Not sure I can buy the Huskers at 20-1.  Seems way overpriced.  But will probably jump on AMagic if he is > 20-1

    1. BIG ERN

      BIG ERN

      Look for smaller books to take bets on certain games or winning the West. Better value there 

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Might be worth a small wager just cuz but you're right, I don't think the odds or our chances are good enough this year to warrant any serious wager on winning it all. Like Ern said, may be better value in winning the west or the conference but not the whole deal.

  18. Red Five

    51 needs to find the bench until he can learn how to snap. 2 saved his a$$ with a one handed grab on the Wandale TD run

    1. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      It makes me wonder just how terrible his back up is at blocking.

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Meh, his blocking has gotten a lot better. He did a decent job against OSU last week from what I remember. The snaps though, it's not that hard to get right. I think he's just trying to get it back there too fast. It's more a finesse movement than a power movement. The speed comes from being smooth.

       

      I'm surprised we haven't tried dead ball snaps yet.

  19. Red Five

    A video ad on mobile that covers 20% of my screen.  Awesome

    1. brophog

      brophog

      For a low yearly fee, you too can get a useable website again.

    2. Atbone95

      Atbone95

      Still not usable if the post/page count stays as low as it is. 

  20. Red Five

    Minny game is going to be mid-30s and a 40% chance of snow.  I want to go, but my couch sounds so good in that weather...

    1. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      I feel you on that one but you know how it goes.  Those games usually end up being the crazy/fun ones.  Tough call!

       

       

    2. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      You should go. Could be a close, memorable game.

       

      Plus they have beer there. 

  21. Red Five

    Kevin Dillman

    1. B.B. Hemingway

      B.B. Hemingway

      Those were the good ol days....

    2. Decked

      Decked

      Man that was a weird one 

  22. Red Five

    We play Minnesota the next 2 years on Thanksgiving weekend with no guarantee it’s  on Black Friday. Thanks Eichorst!!!

    1. Nobody

      Nobody

      looks like its on black friday to me https://fbschedules.com/ncaa-2020/team/nebraska

    2. Redux

      Redux

      Luckily the new AD fixed that IIRC

  23. Red Five

    Mizzou is hiring someone named Eliah Drinkwitz as their head coach and paying him $4m/year.

    1. Red Five

      Red Five

      FBC12_17_18_053.jpg

    2. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      36 years old

  24. Red Five

    It's fun to finally get some good coaching rumors after almost 2 months of :crickets:

    1. ladyhawke

      ladyhawke

      But it’s irritating that some people keep harping about hiring Urban Meyer when the guy has made it clear he has no interest in the job. 

    2. Decked

      Decked

      What about Nick Saban!? I think he could be a good fit. Ryan Day too!

  25. Red Five

    Thinking about wasting $8 to create a verified fake Bruce Feldman twitter profile and tweet "Sources tell me that Urban Meyer is in serious negotiations with Nebraska AD Trev Alberts"

    1. GSG

      GSG

      As long as you don't say anything bad about Herr Elon you should be fine lol

    2. ladyhawke

      ladyhawke

      :lol:

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