GSG

I leak beans.

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SEE A DOCTOR, JJ

Actually I am seeing a specialist and the reason is unfortunately not too far from this.

I still don't know what to think. I'm waiting for a game to get out of hand, because that's the status quo. But these guys are playing different and hitting harder. I think they will legitimately be in it every game they play.

But how many times have we been blown out under Riley? Once. Purdue. And that in itself is enough to say that was weird enough to throw out.

Out of hand is a tough deal anyway. What qualifies as out of hand? Cuz i dont see us ever being in a situation where we're just boat raced out of the gate, and looking like we dont belong. Sure a game could wind up like a 35-14 type of deal and be interpretted as a blowout. But you have to get inside the game itself.

I fully understand we haven't been blown out. But we've still been sketchy with some quality leads. I'd say out of hand is our offense being stuck in the mud and the D giving up long scoring drives. Basically everyone of Bo's losses and losses, except northwestern games.

AS A FAN, I WILL GIVE DONU A DISCOUNT. I WILL ONLY TAKE TWO FIDDY!

WOO HOO! THAT'S A BARGAIN!!

"JUST WAIT UNTIL WE "PLAY" OSU. THEY WILL SHOW US WHAT A WINNING STREAK IS!" -SIGNED 99% OF HUSKER FANS ON THIS SITE.

I always wanted to try log rolling.

^^Maybe contact darkhorse85. Sounds like he has some logs to get rid of.

You bet. Plenty of logs here.

Carol of the Bells - TSO

White Christmas

Baby, It's cold outside

Favorite Christmas hymn is Joy to the World. Gives me goosebumps every time.

Redunces natural smell. Stink!

You both gave eachother mouth heprps

And yet, you have it on your butthole...

I would guess that Edwards lasts 2 years at ASU.

1.5 years is my expectation, they can't possibly be happy about that hire can they?  That looks a thousand times worse on paper than Riley coming here.

You recruit to win the game!

Damn bro, you are cold as ice

Is this show better now? We watched the first season and liked it but only made it through half of season 2.

Look forward to it every year!

It's the after dinner compliment to the Manti Mai Tai

Someone should probably tweet that to Teo.

Thanks @knapplc!! I owe you so many beers!

I think football is the only one consistently. I think volleyball has been in black as of late but didnt used to be.

Volleyball has been in the black since moving to Devaney I believe.

SAMF?  START A MOTHER F'ER ?

Maybe, but urban dictionary says sexy a$$ mf'er so I'm going with that cuz I'm sexy and I know it

I do the same with my 11 year old.  Wanted to see American Made pretty bad- so I took him (no babysitter)  I asked after "what did you learn?"  He replied, "don't over pack your airplane with cocaine"  See right there a science lesson.  

Jaws

I snuck down to the TV at night to watch it when I was about 9 - had nightmares for years that our house was filling with water and Jaws would come out and drag me off my bed.

Jaws.

Since it's a already been mentioned I'll mention John Carpenter's The Thing.

I feel sorry for this kid even though he brought a lot of it on himself.  IIRC he has been recovering from a mental breakdown.  That's scary for someone so young. I don't follow his music but saw that in some society report and just felt for him. Sorry, but I'm a Mom and Grandma and I ache when I see young kids go through mental/emotional upheavals like he's going through. I feel the same when I hear about Randy Gregory failing his latest blood test and possibly losing his football career. It's so sad.  

LOL. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? THAT'S HIM LEAVING A REC-LEAGUE HOCKEY GAME HE WAS PLAYING IN

I know but I wasn't talking about how he looked in that picture. Anybody would look bad after playing hockey! I was talking about what I had read about him which could also be hearsay. I just have a heart for kids that have problems. Always have, always will. That's why I worked with children with a variety of cognitive, speech/language, and other disabilities for 30+ years.  

It was made by this guy:

https://twitter.com/Callaghan_NEB

Nevermind, it was this guy.  I am now aware that I don't know how to delete replies to status updates.

https://twitter.com/ChrisStoney

This is an embarrassment, no question. Nebraska has a great graphics team, and has no business copying UCF's ideas. I have no idea why this was done, but it shouldn't have, and the egg on our face is well deserved. If we're intending to be better than we've been, that's a top-to-bottom change, including this.

Considering the incompetent henchmen you deal with daily, GSG, it shows an incredible amount of restraint. Plus an amazing amount of ingenuity to be able to get an internet connection at Snake Mountain--I bet WiFi is a bitch there.

@VectorVictor WIFI? WE STILL HAVE DIAL-UP!!!

@GSG that GIF you posted must have taken an hour to load on your 1200 baud modem then, considering that's the fastest one the C64 supported back then.

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He's only a sophomore, probably only going to be on the field for 17% of snaps

Not just to the response, but that the poster went with a very specific percentage (17%) too. 

You guys must’ve missed the convos in his actually thread. Sarcasm was thick.

@ScottyIce

LOL...I dunno if I want to go down that rabbit hole now.

I've put all types of fancy shmancy cheeses on cheeseburgers over the years.  To this day I've never encountered one that stands up to Kraft Singles.

He's right

I like my women like I like my cheese.  Fat Free American Singles!

That's an interesting tidbit. Of course there are only 25M people in Australia but almost 50M roos. Whereas we only have about 1 cattle per 3.5 people. But still twice as many cows as roos. Maybe because a cow is roughly 8-10 times larger than a kangaroo?

Sorry, slow night.

It's not good. Kinda gamey and tough. Even Australians generally don't like it that much, at least the ones I know.

I thought it wasn't bad. Like a slightly tougher piece of chicken.

I thought that word was censored on here.

@C N Red Not for those of us with Platinum Memberships

There was a lot of black in the stadium this last game (prior to a bunch of light weights leaving early). Shouldn’t be too difficult.

My office campus had a couple of owls nest in a tree right outside my building.  They were an unofficial mascot for us.  They lived there for about 2 years.  It was cool to see them perched in the tree, and occasionally see them fly off to hunt for food.

Damn nature, you scary. 

Owls are jerks

I bought the Nights Watch shoes from Adidas. Needless to say I'm jacked for this season.

I probably the only dude who knew the Mountain from WSM before GOT.  Underrated sport.

I'm probably the only dude on her to be standing within 10 feet of the mountain in Iceland. f#&%er is huge! Makes Suh look like a high schooler.

Perdue with a huge lead, crap the bed and now Nevada has tied it up with less than a minute to go.

56 yard FG to win for Nevada!

Purdue haha, they just crapped the bed like champs.

Had a chance to wait on Moos and Kendra (yeah, we’re on first name basis lol) a couple times, great people and enjoyed chatting with them. Ended up learning that we went to the same HS

The Moos is loose!

I assume that savage slipped your Mom a hotel key card and snatch slammed whatever your Dad was drinking.  What a BOSS!

Good, honest beer at a tasty price.

Miller...SUCKS. Gotta stick with the Natty.

When in doubt drink Natty light. Saw that quote at a party house, never forgot it. Live by it now.

You mean the UGA team that shouldnt have been in the torunament anyway?

Yep. The same one that blew a 14 point lead to 'Bama in the SEC tourney. They were resting themselves for the Big Dance.

Lol that was a good plan. Good luck to your team though.