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  1. Closin in on Mr. Accountability's "2000 Rep Point Extravaganza". Last year for 1000, we did a name change. Idea's for this time around?

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      +1 StPaulHusker

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

      So... Landlord doesn't like shameless self-promotion. OK.

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      Seymour Butts

  2. How do you post gifs from an iphone?

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    2. Landlord

      Landlord

      don't use mobile

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      ^truf, I use the desktop version at all times.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Its literally all i got landlord. Our 14 year old computer id finally fried.

  3. Regardless. Urban Meyer did hire an experienced OC, did he not?

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      She may not be prettier True, but she loves me more, and swallows too

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Wait. What are we talkin bout again?

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Your mom I think.

  4. Are the stars aligning? Could we actually see an SEC-less National Championship game?

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    2. tschu

      tschu

      Bama-Oregon will be the sad truth

    3. tschu

      tschu

      Bama-Oregon will be the sad truth

    4. deedsker

      deedsker

      That screen for the win was the killer. Should have blitzed more before you let them waltz down the field.

  5. What's wrong with societ? I'll tell you. Trying to watch some football on espn last night with my 5 yr old son and all a sudden I find myself coming up with a bullsh#t explanation for the word g-spot. Regardless of what it was for-I really didnt pay attention-why is there a commercial on espn 8oclock at night that mentions "g-spot" numerous time in a 30 second clip/

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    2. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      But everywhere, upset little girls and boys just like you are Googling it as we speak

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Did you see it? What is it about? What was it even advertising?

    4. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      No. I don't have cable TV. I only see the horrible ESPN360 commercials.

  6. Anyone else notice that recruiting took on a positive tune once Hedley was suspended?

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Knap is like the Gandalf of Husker Board. He wisdom is beyond us.

    3. QMany

      QMany

      You have to think McWilson is second-guessing himself. We have commits turning down Les and Urban and he falls for the worst Stoops.

    4. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      Qmany, probably not. He would still have to fight for his role on the field lol. We know thats too much work for some of these kids. Easier having a position being guaranteed to you.

  7. So, who's the gay NFL player that's gonna come out? Is vegas putting odds on this?

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    2. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      does it even matter??

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Considering it's the only sports story we will hear about for a month Mastodon, yes it does matter. Mark my word. This will overshadow the Masters, both final fours, and the Heat breaking the win streak.

    4. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Not if it's Jeff Garcia. Everyone will just be like "yeah...."

  8. My honest prediction? We go 7-5 next year, fire Bo, cant get a name coach so we "settle" for an up-and-comer, who drives our once proud program into the ground, Minnesota style, and we wind up moving our home games to Seacrest field by 2020 in order to protect the sellout streak.

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    2. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      Don't forget Bo as DC

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Not Bo. Carl. Bo will have been fired.

    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Seacrest is pretty nice.

  9. The "Offending posts thread" was starting 9 years, 7 months ago. It has grown by 33% since the start of 2014. To whom do we attest this sudden and deliberate rise in anarchy to?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      I found Butcher's post to be quite offensive.

       

      lol

    3. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      I found that BJ doll to be disgusting. I mean, who in there right mind would buy one with reddish brown hair. yuck. Blondish brown is the way to go.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Leave it to a mod to try to defend the moderating integrity with false propoganda and lies.

  10. Just tellin it now. If Bo is retained. If there hasnt been a total dedication to a completely different direction by Saturday night, I'm not gonna have much to say this offseason. Like not at all. There will be nothing to say. It will be abismal. Like walking the plank.

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    2. 95huskers

      95huskers

      @SWMOhusker we are also 1 play away from being 7-4... a couple years ago when we squeaked out all those games we were a handful of plays from being 5-7

    3. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      That is true. I love how it is everybody's right to have an opinion unless the opinion does align to theirs. I see us to being close to being 10-1 and you see us close to 7-5. To each his own. Both of us are right.

    4. 95huskers

      95huskers

      right, its a glass half full kinda thing.

  11. Thanks for the Head Coach position you guise. I wont let tou down.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Ine things for damn sure. I wint be hiring any buddies. We deserve the best.

      #splash

    3. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      *runs to create a Faux Count' twitter handle.

    4. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      So, HC, who'll be your taylor martinez or Tommy ArmSoStrong?

  12. So I forgot to dvr the game so I could do my re-watches. Hows come every team including some podunk jr. high school has their full games up to youtube, but I can find one for our Fresno St game? Am I missing it?

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    2. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      Thanks in advance, Saunders!

    3. Saunders

      Saunders

      Just make sure you subscribe, and you'll get an email as soon as it's up.

    4. Saunders

      Saunders

      I got you fam:

  13. Thank you to Michael Rose-Ivey. Not really much else to say.

  14. Well, it was a good run. Nice knowing ya America. I'm on my way to the bookstore to get my copy of "Chinese for Dummies".

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    2. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      At least, that's my plan. Moldova, anyone?

    3. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Probably would do better in Elbonia, but that's just my opinion.

    4. krc1995

      krc1995

      No need to learn that, why ruin the stereotype that Americans are lazy and self absorbed? Anyway, they have apps for that.

  15. What are the good areas to stay in Denver?

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    2. macroboy

      macroboy

      If you want to go the mountains alot stay out west; Golden or Lakewood.

    3. macroboy

      macroboy

      If you want night life and touristy stuff Lodo and downtown are where to stay

    4. macroboy

      macroboy

      I've lived here (Denver) for 20 years so you can message me if you want.

  16. Now reported that Chiefs let go of Scott Pioli. Hire Reid, give him authority over personnel, and fire your bust of a gm. Hot damn, my Chiefs starting to make some sense again. Time to top it off with a qb somehow.

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    3. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      At least a decent job. KC has most of the tools. I think Reid is smart enough to get them too.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      a 2-14 team with 6 probowlers and 2 alternates. Yes, they have the tools. They just need to find a qb.

  17. Lance Armstrong get facepalm of the year. It's not even February yet. You really wanna punish him? Quit talking about the guy. But no. We're gonna nitpick this and this all day so he can sell a million copies of a book in a year.

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      I heard about Foster. Didn't see that coming, but I can't say I care. She's gay. OK.

    3. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      I would be shocked if I didn't already know he was using PED's.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      I'd like to kick him in the nut.

  18. I wont say Clowny is overrated. He is a great player and tremendous physical specimen. But his particular impacts on a game have blown WAY out of proportion.

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Clowney hasn't impressed me at all during this game.

    3. strigori

      strigori

      No 'elite' player should ever look exhausted before halftime.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Straight up? He looks like a guy who doesnt have to be there, and he knows it.

  19. All is well. New girl in the fam'. Check-in at 12:30. Baby out at 3. Just the way mama likes it-fast and easy. LOL.

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    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      Enjoy the new young one MA.

    3. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      congrats! and congrats to your wife, she does not mess around.

    4. 308_Husker

      308_Husker

      Glad to see she's executing the process! Congrats!

  20. With that settled, can all you stupid trolls leave now? You know who you are.

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      I don't even know why I'm here.

    3. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      We need a Bill Callahan poster

    4. Atbone95

      Atbone95

      Will the real Bill Callahan please stand up?

  21. Basketball's unwatchable. Sorry NCAA. You failed again. Why dont you try something new, like LEAVING THE GAME ALONE for a change.

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    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      Granted defense is played with the feet but an offensive player shouldn't get a free layup or 30 because defenders are afraid to touch the guy with the ball. Also the refs need to start calling when a dribbler veers from a straight line to the basket to make contact with a defender.

    3. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      The thing I don't like about the rule change, is that the NCAA might've responded to the all time low scoring by failing to consider any other reasons as to why scoring could be lower. Did they consider that teams just were bad FT shooting teams, or that teams were just bad shooters or that turnovers were at an all time high.

       

      So many reasons to why scores were so low last year, and the NCAA decides that it MUST be just the fouling situation.

       

      That's ridiculo...

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      Totally agree. They've screwed up so bad it isn't even funny. What the hell is going on with sports anymore?!

  22. So let's say we win out. Finish 10-3. Bo would then have smashed two perceptions. 9 win coach, since he'd a won 10 games 4 times in 6 years. And 4 loss coach, since he only lost 3. Just a statement of fact right?

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      Impressive feat with this schedule. Real Murderer's Row.

    3. WAHusker

      WAHusker

      I wouldn't hold your breath...

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Dude is right. As if the schedule wasnt tough enough, now you got Minnesota coming on strong and Iowa's not exactly bad this year either.

  23. Bob Stoops and Bo Pelini publicly called out the SEC as overblown before the season. Both have the only bowl wins over SEC teams this year. Nice job Bob and OU. He caught hell and was mocked on ESPN radio most of the day today. He backed it up.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Yes, mastershake. He really got his upp'n'comins didnt he? LOL. Saban's hissy fits make me happy.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Thanks Bean. That really means a lot. LOL. Oh happy days are hear again.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      I still hope someone fu#*$ his wife before the bus rolls back into town. Cam Braddy style.

  24. Alright you cooks (Knapp). I'm in the need of assistance. I bought these stuffed peppers at the store. They're already done up with the fixins, they just need cooked. What would you say would be the best way to cook them since theyre cold. All the recipes I find online are for freshly made ones.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      That's what I'm thinkin. Take the meat out, brown it, and put it back in then oven it.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      Cook the innards in a skillet and steam the peppers in the oven. Then spoon the innards into the peppers. Dinner is served.

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Take the meat out and brown it! Bwahahahaha!

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