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TO GET A "DEW RAG" ONE MUST SOAK THEIR DO-RAG IN MTN DEW BEFORE PLACING IT ON THEIR HEAD. THIS WAY YOU GET ALL THE SWEET MTN DEWNESS TO SEEP DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BRAIN.

Call me crazy, but I never have liked Mountain Dew. I am more of a Coke (not the nose candy) guy.

Doo-rag for head.

Doo-doo rag for butt.

what yardage?

He gone.

Damn. What up with Henery anymore?

No one is 100% at the point of the year. Can he play? And is he healthy enough that his being out there is more benefital than Newby or Cross?

What do you mean there will be more losses in the future? I predict Nebraska will go on a 100 year winning streak.

Yeah what the hell Jarvis, I'm tired of your negativity

Kimchi

Tubesteak

California condor

ala Johnny Manziel? Maybe a couple too many brewskis over at Jarvis' place. But I know what you're saying. When it's a broken play that Beck didn't intend, TA can pull some stuff outta his ass.

He hasn't been good on the run all year until this game. And his still wasn't that great.

I feel sometimes Tommy sees a tiny hole and tries to sprint through, takes a loss,rather than throwing it away.

Allowing a subpar class and batting it off as oh well it was a small class anyways, is akin to having a class with recruiting restrictions from violations. You may not feel it next year or the year after, but it will show its ugly head I promise you.

@Lux, I'm just saying since we pulled the trigger I just hope Eichorst gets this done more efficiently than the last two times. Both of those searches were clusterfucks. Especially the search that landed us Callahan. After, like, forever.

I find it hard to believe SE pulled the trigger without a plan already in place

Why in the world would Wisky want Bo? Do they hope to get blown out more often or something?

No, they think it's just their greatnes that leads to the blow outs, not Bo's incompetence.

But they typically are blowing out turrible teams. And us.

You can smoke it. You might get sick or die, but I'm certain you can smoke it.

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Have you asked RedRed_IM_ HIPP?

Turkey bacon is actually pretty good. Less fatty but higher in sodium.

Bite your tongue shark

Jesus Shark. Get the hell out of here. We have a crisis on our hands.

If you want just message me the things you want on your sig and I'll do it for ya tonight when I get off work

Had a hernia a while back, found this good vid full of advice on living with a hernia: http://tinyurl.com/aj8ayhq

I check myself for hernias about 3-4 times a day. Better to be safe then sorry.

A video of NUance "watching" the video of the best 5 minutes of Tood's wife's live.

I'm taking my fiance to a high school bball game saturday night, so...

6 inches

HE BROKEDED MY NOSE!!!

It's kind of like the pickle jar. Suh loosened it up for him.

Cowherd also drools, so...

wow

was there some news about him that i missed? or is this "insider info"?

He might wake up some morning and find that horse head in his bed. Just sayin..

A slightly used nickle bag and a marijuana grinder....oh my.

True- they went there to investigate something else and caught them with weed. Not exactly a waste of tax dollars. Now if they had gone there because of the weed, then yes it was a waste

Gotcha. Hadn't read into it until just a minute ago. Still wish marijuana prosecution was a thing of the past but in this case you're right, they weren't wasting resources by investigating the fraud.

Huskers used periscope for some of the spring practices.

@ Redux - Its the thing a sub uses to see above water

@ Redux - Its actually an app that has out going video and two way chat

Hell, if I had to coach USC, I would be drunk all the time

Yeah, being around all those smoking hot, dumb as sh#t cheerleaders and students prancing around that you can't touch or you'll get fired. I'd be be drinking too

At least he didn't say 'And while were at it F the fans!!!'.

I don't think anyone should get behind Petrino. Especially if a motorcycle is involved.

WHATEVER YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

LOLL SPH

Peat was a huge loss. The thing I like about this staff is we're going to have a lot of those stories instead of the one a season we got with Bo. I'm all about big game hunting.

Frank Ragnow starting as a soph for that huge Arkansas O Line.

Imagine had we been able to land McCaffery. Man that kid is awesome.

FOR THE RECORD I ONLY SAID ONE OF THE ABOVE

Your wife made you cry? Sissy boy.

Your wife made you cry? Turn in your Man Card.

He's gonna be busy if he has a sleepover at every recruit's house.

How many get cut because of "admission standards"?

^^air quotes

Will Smith for President.

youtube or IMDb link or it never happened

That's actually the best reason I have seen yet why he should be president. The other reasons.....not so good.

Been waiting all day for Jarvis to subtweet me. He's all talk.

Did you decommit yet?

I'm always committed to RRJR

And gay?

You'll probably continue to feel pretty until you look in a mirror

All? Your barber does *that*??

^^^With all proceeds going to fund a HB yearly tailgate spot

If you'll add a no-pants Friday plank to your platform you'll have my vote!

It would take one day for Jarvis to be in arrears in Rep.