Red Five

Says guys who whine about the decisions/athletic capabilities of 18 year olds...  he he he I kid

@funhusker, +1 for the PCU reference, plus it's one of the best lines in that movie.

I miss the days where they would just give us drugs like normal. Kids aren’t prepared for that kind of psychological torture that Nebraska mens athletics brings 

Candy Corn and Husker football tickets seems about right.  Keep the good stuff to yourself!

No one did it better.  RIP Brain.  

He was hilarious.

As long as you don't say anything bad about Herr Elon you should be fine lol

I'm more interested in how dark it actually gets than looking directly at the sun.

I'm with Tony. I'm worried about the schools that are busing kids to places to see it. I fear for the kids who are the victim of other kids who think its funny to knock off their glasses.

I know a few people that are dying for it!

I enjoy her music.

But are the -1's back??

Are we still limited in how many we can give out in a day?

Inconvenient truth: the real +1s, such as they are, are not back.

Mavric just renamed "like" and changed the blue heart icon to this one. It's not even the same color as the original "+1" icon. 

Mavric doesn't have a heart.

I'll pass on the 8 team playoff, but it's nice that the CCGs are acting as defacto quarterfinal games, like they probably should. 

8 is a tad much, but I don't get why there are 120+ D1 football schools when not even half of them can make the playoff.

I remember Joe Swayback(?) selling Geritol during commercials for the Wrestling on Saturdays on some Omaha station. Think it was in Omaha every week

34F is better

Yes! In football, and in bed!

I enjoy all sizes

I feel like there's a joke in there somewhere about injuring a wrist swinging at slow pitch ....

There are some nasty injuries in slow pitch. Generally less athletic people trying to make specialized athletic movements doesn't end well at times.

So, you're calling Red Five fat and out of shape?

Also in the Bama game, Bama "analyst" Sark got caught doing a Chase Daniel (aka booger eating) on a press box shot.

Buckeyes are getting huskered

Yeah, it hasn't. You know what would really help? More guns.

Well technically it's not "more guns" it's the same amount of guns but freely carried into places where you can defend yourself that are typically the places that get shot up.

First, it is more guns. Second, it's more guns in an environment that previously had fewer guns, as you just pointed out.

I look at it as there's an incident rate with guns, and so gun incidence is likely to increase. You are arguing that the real model is that the more guns are in an environment, the ... fewer shootings there will be?

It's interesting logic, I'll admit.

#karma

Dudes got the money and already out kicked his coverage in the wife game. He can get as fat as he wants.

Good point ZRod, well, other than the much shorter life aspect.

Yeah, now they can shtick it up their goat holes!

Except they don't care how the rest of the league, or other fans, view them. Husker Fan doesn't care what Missouri Fan thinks of them, right?

It was just awful after the Sox shook the Curse of the Bambino. Dark, dark times

BAH GAWD HE'S GOT.... A MEMO!

This situation and the LP thing...Hmmmm

And Hoke actually had a win vs OSU as a coach. However, Hoke doesn't have the overall resume as Harbaugh.

CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

Hoke was good at recruiting. Harbaugh is great at recruiting. The upside going forward is higher than under Hoke.

He and his wife are new parents of twins. Going to need about that much for diapers

Pretty good deal he made there.

Ha ha! I'd take that bet. He has a guaranteed $40 million at Michigan.

Me too

Please god!!!

He beat the iron sheik if remember correctly.he's a good follow on twitter

Take your vitamins and say your prayers my little Hulkamaniacs.

Yep, Mastodon, the Hulkster was able to get out of the camel clutch against the Iron Sheik and won the title. I loved the old WWF in the 80s.