knapplc

Dead Bolts?

Wait, no, scratch that.

@BigRedBuster I like the Bad News Bolts for some reason. Someone could even get a cardboard standup of Walter Matthau drinking a beer from the movie and put it by the dugout for every home game. 

Uhhhh.....

"Thunderin' Bolts"

Nah?

Please?

I thought it had shut down a few years back.  That was the first place I went to eat in Lincoln.  I think Lazzaris was second.

I'm uncomfortable thinking about the amount of times I got drunk on Long Island Ice Teas there.  Now that I think about it..I don't think I've had a LI Tea since 2002.  Thanks PO Pears!  Lots of fond memories of that place.  I wonder what happened to the giant lips?

I take it they're tearing down the building?  Oh...the memories.  What a great place PO Pears was.  

What is going up there instead?

That's great news. Happy for his family.

Hey a good root canal is much better than a bad root canal.

a dentist who works on saturday?

No, he's just jealous he didn't have any of my wonderful liver & onions.

"Welleye always'd purfurred Hoestess anyhows"

-- Bama fans.

@B.B. Hemingway beat me to it...

If Hostess was smart, they'd be waiting in the wings with an endorsement deal ready to sign...

Yeah they've been sending stuff out like crazy to me too.  I'm not sure if its certain staff trying to prove their worth after all the layoffs, etc. or what the deal is.  

Noted. Knapp hates the Huskers. Got it.

I'm trying to call the ticket office about getting basketball tickets for tonights game at Minny (angling to see if I can get those money seats behind the bench).  Either get a busy tone or put on hold only to be hung up on 15 minutes later due to "heavy call volume"

There's almost no chance of calling the ticket office today.

I have realized that.  I started calling at 8 am when it opened and was put on hold even then.  I didn't know it was spring ticket day.  It was on my "to-do list" yesterday, but I got busy.  Off to stub hub I guess...

It'd be really hard to have a 15-0 day....

15-0 is the zeroth day of the fifteenth month, which would be the day before March 1st. February 29th then?

Mother of God.... 

February 29, 2020 is a thing... 

Look at Knapp, kissing up to get well wishes and presents on April 2nd. 

WOOOOOOOOO! 

Where are all my 308 people at?

I'm old enough to remember when 420 was a thing in Colorado.

This whole month is 4/20, dude.

Bummer! I totally forgot to get sooo baked today. Maybe next year.

Maybe we'll be celebrating our first playoff win on his birthday next year!

Happy Birthday, Dad!

It's my Monday routine but I had yesterday off.

At least his day is in September.  Ol Mike's is in April or May.  

Can't wait to celebrate Mike Riley Day next April!

So I guess we'll know we've arrived when we can't celebrate Husker Day at all.  Like 13-1 or something. 

This is all kinds of confusing for me.

I don't know what Husker day is.

I don't know why anyone would celebrate 5-7.

I don't understand why it matters if it's in spring or fall.

So confused.

Too late, the function of Knapplc's post was to be obtuse. The best we can hope for is that two or more posters go off on a cotangent. 

Blaze Pizza has $3.14 pizzas today. 

How acute. What's the diameter of that pizza pie? Ray Dias really likes Blake Pizza..... I'll show myself out.

YES! It should be an interesting tour. Knappic who is your favorite this year? Think Froome can win it again?

Mmmm... lean and tender beef...

Black Betty, wham ba lamb

^ and that's why we can't have nice things. Go run the stair Dux face.

Suck it Rod face

Changed mine, you're welcome

what can you put on my avatar to make it cool? 

Miss Cleo on a unicorn

I feel like this is a movie quote but I can't think of it.

It's the chorus to a Brandi Carlile song. She jams.

Open or closed?

HOLY S*&T!!!!

Omg. That's devastating.

This is so sad. 

Yeah, that one was a surprise. I think it makes our path a little more manageable. Minnesota has seemed to have our number this year.

It also takes out the home crowd factor that Minnesota would have enjoyed. I think Nebraska beat Oregon once this season if I heard the right and I think we are a much better team now than we were earlier in the year.

Nebraska Volleyball is the Alabama of it's sport. Incredible.

But, but... “Festivals for everything from mud to testicles.” 

It was done by a Colorado firm. Something tells me there's a University of Colorado alum laughing all the way to the bank on this. 

@Scarlet Overkill has got it!

1 hole, definitely not 2.

This is family friendly board Knapplc!