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  1. I'm cautiously optimistic.

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    2. admo
    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I'm pessimistically optimistic.....and haven't had enough to drink yet.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      I'm a casual optometrist.

  2. Why was Stanley Morgan flagged as an eligible receiver at the end of that first drive?

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      the whole "covered up, on line, uncovered" crap is that. Crap. Cuz officials dont have enought other bs to worry about.

    3. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Wouldn't have had a problem with this call (or the Dzuris calls for offsides) if the officials had been actually calling holding for Indiana like they should of for half the game. If you're gonna be nit-picky, then do it for both teams, for f*** sake.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      ^^This. This very much. Or that's what it seemed like to me anyway.

  3. Iowa football. Even a blind hog can find an acorn once in a while.

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    2. Redux
    3. BIGREDIOWAN

      BIGREDIOWAN

      And it caused Iowa fans to get brave now and start running their chops. Sigh.....literally some of the most annoying people you'll ever meet are Iowa fans.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      On the one hand, it made me smile to see Michigan go down. OTOH, I can see how it would make it unbearable to those behind enemy lines in the land of Idiots Out Wandering Around. lol

  4. I'd like to see another angle of that tOSU 4th down spot at the end of the Michigan v. Ohio State game. Sure looked like they stopped him. Oh well.

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    2. Michiganball

      Michiganball

      Same could be said about you Landlord, except that he has a good reason considering multiple bad ball placements including that one.

    3. Landlord

      Landlord

      Can't say I've ever fallen to the ground and stomped my feet and waved my arms in a fit since age 7-8 or so

    4. NUance
  5. People, people! It's Elliott! Not Elliot. Not Elliotttttt. Two t's. /end spelling smack. lol

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    2. B.B. Hemingway

      B.B. Hemingway

      ^You forgot one.

       

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Coach Reilly. Heh. You still remember that one, huh Zoogs? lulz

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      There's a thin line between Davidson and Davison.

  6. Does anyone have $20 trillion I could borrow? --signed, the USA

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Are you a lawyer, onlyHskrfaninIL?

    3. B.B. Hemingway

      B.B. Hemingway

      Trump is gonna pay it off, believe me.... Andrew Jackson style. Better actually.

    4. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?

  7. Come on, admit it. You miss that ad banner, don't you? lulz

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    2. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      Mine is still there

    3. zoogs

      zoogs

      Try a hard refresh, swmohusker.

    4. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      No way. I will never refresh if I lose a way to regrow hair or have permanent boners

  8. 14.5 hr flight to Shanghai on Saturday.  Anyone know of seven good movies I could watch?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      @C N Red:  I'm your huckleberry.

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      I really liked Deadwood. Pretty sad they only made 3 seasons.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      What was that one word that Al Swearengen would say 3 times in every sentence? Muckraker....Sockstuffer....I can't recall :lol:

  9. Does the National Do Not Call Registry work?  I've been reporting calls for a year and a half now and it seems like I get just as many junk calls as ever.  

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      So, the short answer is no, the DNC registry does not work. I would encourage my legislators to make telemarketing a capital offense punishable by death to any and all who work for that telemarketing company. And then we can start on the television advertisers who exceed the sound level limits they are supposed to comply with.

    3. teachercd

      teachercd

      Dude, that volume level one is honestly the biggest issue with this country today.

       

      That and the "soap opera" effect that TV's have.

    4. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      Soap opera effect is probably just Husker football

  10. How many Husker football plays are so famous they have a name that people remember them by?

     

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    2. deedsker

      deedsker

      I believe the two plays against colorado got summed up as the Kick & Pick.

    3. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      Unfamous Jet Sweep

    4. deedsker

      deedsker

      The 2 (missed) point conversion, Penn St "catch", and David's ball.

  11. What kind of car would you drive to commit a bank robbery?  Asking for a friend.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Somebody else's car, that's what I'd drive.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      ^^^Ding, ding, dingwinner, winner chicken dinner.  I'd use someone else's vehicle, probably a rental.  It'd have lots of DNA evidence from others in it.  Of course I wouldn't rent it myself.  I wouldn't want to be on camera associated with that vehicle.  Instead, I'd steal it from someone else who rented it.  It might even be a good idea to use a truck—like a pickup truck or small moving van.  A pickup truck would be best.  That way I could have a dirt bike strapped down in the back in case things went haywire.  Also, pickups are a more comfortable ride.  They better on the back for tall guys like me!   

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Why do I feel like I may now be charged with aiding and abetting? :lol:

  12. So if we win at Boulder on Saturday, do we go dancing right? Right???

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    2. husker_hurdler

      husker_hurdler

      a win at Boulder and two wins in the tournament get us back on the bubble....aka "first four out"

    3. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      We would have to make it to the championship game or lose in the semis on some controversial or fluke play.

    4. maskershake

      maskershake

      If we win saturday and some others lose we can end up a fifth in conference. Just sayin, we dont have to win the tournament

  13. OU just won the 2004 MNC. Woot woot friggin Hillbillies!

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    2. husker B-rent

      husker B-rent

      richard is correct. there is no national champion and no heisman winner that year.

    3. corncraze

      corncraze

      As it should be.

    4. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      I bet if it (OU) were Texas, they would count it in their total # of MNCs

  14. We got us some MLB! Card up in the 8th inning. 4-0. Wooo hoooo!

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    2. Omaha-Husker

      Omaha-Husker

      Over half the NBA teams make the playoffs. I can't imagine a way the NBA regular season is more relevant than the MLB regular season.

    3. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      The World Series champions last year had a winning percentage of 55.6%. Nuff said.

    4. Omaha-Husker

      Omaha-Husker

      More than half of the league makes the playoffs. A regular season can't get any more pointless than a team that isn't even in the top 50% of the league makes the playoffs.

  15. Cinnamon Poptarts are the king. Other Poptart flavors are lowly serfs by comparison.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      How dare you speak against King Cinnamon! Let them eat cake!!

    3. Landlord

      Landlord

      S'mores tho >>

    4. knapplc

      knapplc

      Go vote in the Big Red Lounge

  16. Who wins in a cage match, Scooby Doo or Scrappy Doo?

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      Daphne or Velma? lulz

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Daphne for sure. (Although I've had a couple Velmas in my day. LOL)

    4. CheeseHusker

      CheeseHusker

      That depends. If Scooby is spending too much time with Casey Kasem... I mean Shaggy... and had a few too many, ahem, Scooby snacks, then he might be too mellow to fight back.

  17. I've had an issue with booze lately. So I'm going cold turkey. Yep, from now on, no more ice cubes.

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    2. EbylHusker

      EbylHusker

      I'm drinking various whiskeys tonight. Maybe some rum and vodka later. Who knows??

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Rum, vodka and whiskey? You are going to be f'd up beyond belief. lol

    4. EbylHusker

      EbylHusker

      Well, reasonable amounts of each. Small drinks, keeping in mind I'm intending to partake in a variety of liquors tonight. Otherwise, yeah, I'd be in trouble.

  18. GSG, congrats on getting to 2k! Welcome to the club!

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Looks like I am f'd then...I can shave my ass and have corn rows?....is that hood enough???

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      *good oops hehe

    4. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      Oddly enough that does sounds pretty hood.

  19. So I guess we're not a basketball school after all.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      I always thought we were a women's bowling school

    3. Redux

      Redux

      No no no, were a Co-Ed D&D school

    4. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Death and Dismemberment?

  20. The X character on my keyboard isn't working very well. And by X I mean the letter ollowing E.

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    2. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      Have you tried blaming Bo?

       

    3. NUance

      NUance

      @RedJarvis: It's attached to my laptop.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      No doubt this is due to the high tempo practices. Thanks Bo.

  21. Lucky Charms. They're magically delicious.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Quisp is made from the same stuff, isn't it?

    3. GSG

      GSG

      Quisp? Wtf?

    4. NUance
  22. I don't think Saturday's game told us any more about the Huskers than the FAU game. Fresno will tell us a little more. Miami will be more revealing yet. Just sayin..

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    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine
    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      I don't know what we can learn from any game at this point. So much inconsistency it's hard to figure out what to even look for.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Yup. Need for more data points before we can tell.

  23. Rough start for Tiger today. Might not make the cut. Again.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      He's 20th now. But every week he drops. I suspect part is due to his back problems, and part due to his head problems.

       

      I hope he comes back. But he'll never be Tiger 2000 again.

    3. Junior

      Junior

      Who is this Tiger person?

    4. CheeseHusker

      CheeseHusker

      Doesn't play enough. Needs to stop tinkering with his swing, and just play.

  24. Does Tiger Woods make the cut at the Masters this year? I don't think he's missed a Masters cut since 1996.

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    2. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      I think Tiger shows up at the Masters just because there are only 4 majors each year, and catching Jack is the only thing that is driving Tiger right now.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, winning another major is the only thing driving Tiger. It's not like a win at, say, the Shell Houston Open would do much for Tiger. And money? Tiger probably makes $50 million per year on endorsement money and advertising. Which is over 20X more than he'll win in the PGA this year.

    4. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      El Tigre has to make a cut in order to earn some money on the PGA tour this year.

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