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  1. My wife picked me up a case of Blue Moon sampler pack from SAMs Club. Anyone had this before?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Had your wife? Not that you know of.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      that's filthy

    4. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Good point NUance. I will need to investigate this further.

  2. I don't care what network it's on. I love Monday Night Football

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      I'll watch Suh whenever the Lions are on. It's always good TV.

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      I do like Tirico and Gruden. Not as good as Buck and Aikman but still good

    4. beanman

      beanman

      You like Buck and Aikman? Ewww!

  3. Now people are bitching that the stadium is too loud?

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    2. QMany

      QMany

      I disagree, knapplc. Where I was sitting it was noticeably louder and clearer sound.

    3. Abdullah the Butcher

      Abdullah the Butcher

      Knapp is just losing his hearing

    4. BIGREDIOWAN

      BIGREDIOWAN

      Didn't sound loud to me, at least from watching this last game. It was pitiful!

  4. Just saw photos of the marks AP left on his son. What a POS that guy is. Adios a-hole

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      I've never hit or spanked my child but also don't judge those that spank. AP is a f'ing vial piece of sh#t, he's got kids all over the country and hardly ever sees them and when he does this happens.

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Plus the kid is only 4. I can't think of anything a 4 year old can do that is so egregious to warrant this.

    4. BIGREDIOWAN

      BIGREDIOWAN

      I spank my kids, it's the way I was raised, but only when they deserve it and it has to be pretty serious so it's rare. No reason to hit a kid with a tree branch or "switch" as he calls it. Ridiculous!

  5. So I just watched the new JLo-Iggy Azaela video called Booty.......

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    2. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      that video made me feel funny in my pants

    3. GSG

      GSG

      YOU GOT EBOLA FOR SURE, BRO

    4. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      The line between music videos and hardcore pornography has been blurred for awhile now, but good lord..

  6. Tom Lemming is saying Tim Brewster is not interested in Nebraska

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Yes st paul. You are right. #firemikeriley

    3. Touchdown Tommie

      Touchdown Tommie

      Thank goodness...I hate Brewster!

    4. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Don't insult Brother Tim

  7. So Maliek Collins is listed as the #5 college football underclassman by ESPN.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      He already is good. Him and valentine both were ballers this year. Cant wait to see them in a more aggresive scheme and philosophy. Collins is unblockabe when he's given the green light, or takes the green light.

    3. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      i mean, he'll be better

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Eh, backpeddlin, are we? LOL

  8. My kids got me sick. The little bastards.

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    2. ShawnWatson
    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Think I will just pass them off to their mother. Get some rest.

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Good, let her take the blame for the beatings and boiling.

  9. So the ban hammer is putting in work today

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    2. StPaulHusker
    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I guess the shed isn't for what it used to be. Anybody wanna help me burn some books?

    4. beanman

      beanman

      Ha good analogy JJ

       

  10. If you don't love The Clash, you are un-American.

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    2. walksalone

      walksalone

      Yeah, they're the band U2 wishes they could have been...

    3. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      At first, I thought that said the clap.

    4. corncraze
  11. Walter Pitchford to declare for NBA draft.

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    2. CPT Blackshirt

      CPT Blackshirt

      I DECLARE FOR THE NBA DRAFT... he yells walking into an occupied student union. #MichaelScott

    3. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      Well, that closes the door on him going the graduate transfer route....

    4. NUance

      NUance

      I'm thinking the conversation between Pitch and his agent was something like Lloyd Christmas talking to the cute redhead ("So you're telling me there's a chance. YEAH!")

  12. Keep it classy, Harrison

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    2. commando

      commando

      or Ernie 'the cop shooter' chambers?

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      He mad bro?

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I confused. Beins Kaminskys white and all....

  13. WHERE IS GSG AND JARVIS WITH CAPS LOCK FRIDAY?

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    2. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      I TYPE IN ALL SHIFT ON FRIDAYS. CANT QUITE COMMIT TO THE CAP BUTTON.

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      SORRY BRO, IVE BEEN BUSY THESE LAST FEW FRIDAYS WHAT WITH ALL THE LENT

    4. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      HOW DID THAT GO FOR YOU?

  14. So what am I doing wrong where when I post tweets it always posts double

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    2. Thanks_Tom RR
    3. NUance

      NUance

      ^^ Ha ha!

       

      I've seen others' Tweets get posted double. Some of Mav's tweet posts are doubled up within the post. No big deal.

    4. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      All I do is copy the embed on Twitter and then add it to the post. Is that not correct?

  15. It's my wife's birthday today. And the Steelers are on TV tonight. How do I convince her that watching the game is part of her special day?

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      Ask for a sammich

    3. funhusker

      funhusker

      Join the side of married couples that don't care about b-days, valentines, anniversaries. So much simpler! We give eachother best wishes for whatever day it is and both understand that we aren't spending "our" money one what one person "thinks" the other wants...So much easier :)

       

    4. admo

      admo

      I'd rather watch the Pirates play the Dodgers. Unfortunately, I don't think that helps you out.

  16. So happy I didn't win the Powerball. I mean, who wants to split the money with other people anyways? No thanks.

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    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      And the headaches of everyone wanting money from you.

    3. HuskerInLostWages

      HuskerInLostWages

      True, but that's easy enough, you get money, go on a 2 week cruise. No cell, no contact.

    4. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Yeah. But then my back starts to hurt from having such fat wallet. Seems like too much trouble.

  17. Minnesota DOT is going to use the tears of Vikings fans to salt the roads today.

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    2. Ric Flair
    3. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      Minnesota Miracle followed by the anti climatic Minnesota Massacre.

    4. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Don't forget the dramatic Minnesota running mascara. 

  18. Liberty beat Troy 22-16 today.  

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    2. Thanks_Tom RR

      Thanks_Tom RR

      Yeah, Liberty is scary if they can beat Troy. Good thing we have Michigan St on the schedule instead. I mean Northwestern beat Michigan St by 10 points and Nebraska only by 3 points in overtime. Thus, Nebraska should beat Michigan St by about 7 points or so. Am I doing this right?

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      @Thanks_Tom RR anybody is scary when you play like Nebraska.

    4. admo
  19. Back from Florida. I see we lost a DB and got a RB. Anything else I missed?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Were you here when Brown and Suttles got kicked off the team? When Trevor Roach went out for the year from injuries?

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      I knew about Brown and Suttles. Just read about Roach.

    4. ADS

      ADS

      Harrison Phillips will decide today

  20. Vote for Taylor Martinez and Ameer Abdullah on ESPN for a Herbie Award.

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      imo is irrelevant.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      That's just your opinion, imo

    4. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      Kirk Herbstreit is irrelevent

  21. As someone who is prone to premature ejaculation, I am offended by the Oklahoma Sooner name.

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    2. Chaddyboxer
    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Best one yet

       

      /forum

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Not only that, but a co-worker at an adjoining urinal asked me, "You call THAT a penis"?..I said, "No..I call it an over sized clitoris..I can't help it I'm hung like a Ken doll".

       

  22. Small fact. 18 coaches were hired in FBS in 2008. 8 have already been fired and 1 resigned amid controversy.

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    2. WoodyHayes1951

      WoodyHayes1951

      I know you're hinting at something but do you have a list? can't remember who resigned. I know a couple.

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      I would say it is a testament to how good of a coach Bo is.

      http://www.collegefootballpoll.com/coaching_changes_2008.html

    4. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Not hinting at anything. Just thought I would look up what went on in 2008 and see what has happened since.

  23. Afro Thunder made it on the Chive.http://thechive.com/2013/11/14/chive-everywhere-69-hq-photos-15/

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      He made it onto a small onion?

    3. rawhide
    4. kreutz35

      kreutz35

      He was in the college album the other day as well

  24. Gary Kubiak fired by the Texans.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      HIRE GARY KUBIAK!

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Kubiak for Nebraska, the Makovicka brothers approve.

    4. CheeseHusker

      CheeseHusker

      Kind of a dick move isn't it? The dude had a stroke!

  25. Minnesota governor orders schools closed on monday due to extreme cold. First time in 20 years. Close to -30 temps with -50 windchills. Seems like a good idea.

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    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Make sure you wear a parka

    3. TAKODA

      TAKODA

      Gonna be -15 Sunday night here in parts of Nebraska. Who knows what the windchill will make it, depends on how hard it is blowing.

    4. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      GLOBAL WARMING IS AMONG US!

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