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Sent to the hospital, released to travel home the same evening.  Not practicing, but not ruled out for Friday night against Indiana.

I believe the medical exam determined that he's had the sh*t beat out of him for the last two months.

@JJ Husker My dad put those in their garage. They're pretty nice! 

Got my wife a winter coat and a backpack.

Bought an exacto knife. Probably going to need it this season.

No ghost.  One Angel.

I watched this documentary on ghosts back in 1984. They seemed pretty real. They had scientists and footage and several different types of ghosts. It was pretty compelling stuff.  LINK

I wasn't even alive then...

@ladyhawke NOT SURE WHERE YOU ARE IN CO, BUT WHEN I LOOKED IT UP, IT SAID THEY SOLD IT AT SAFEWAY, SPROUTS, AND KING SOOPERS HERE IN FORT COLLINS

Thanks. I'm in Denver. There is a Sprouts close by. I'll bet they have it.  

I do love my Blazers The taste is much more mellow than others, it's a really unique kombucha imo. Not as acidic / bubbly is how I'd describe it. Oddly enough, sometimes I just love the bubbly acidic feel and opt for usually GT's. GT's black bottles also have higher alcohol %, btw.  (When I first started drinking them, I had no clue what the difference was)

@Cdog923 have you seen Looper?  It's a terrific flick that Johnson directed.

Knives out was very good. It's one of those movies where you find out the who done it part early on, but they keep you hooked because that's not really the point of the movie. It becomes a moral delimma with a cast of comically shady characters.

It’s a very fun movie. Entertaining and not too deep. Good way to spend a lazy weekend afternoon. 

I bought the Nights Watch shoes from Adidas. Needless to say I'm jacked for this season.

I probably the only dude who knew the Mountain from WSM before GOT.  Underrated sport.

I'm probably the only dude on her to be standing within 10 feet of the mountain in Iceland. f#&%er is huge! Makes Suh look like a high schooler.

I already ate them.

The mountain lions seem to think they're okay 

don't let the game warden see you killing them before sept. 1

Marriage. 

Those old metal jungle gyms were the best bonebreaker around. You get up top and lose your grip, it's a Plinko game of pain all the way down.

teeter-totters
Seemed like every year some kid had a broken jaw or teeth lost due to those things

(Edit: although I suppose it was a good lesson in mutually assured destruction and disarmament)

This sounds like a challenge for Sooner players to come up with discreet ways to flash the horns down while scoring TD after TD after TD.... 

Big XII also rules that winning will also be a penalty resulting in the forfeiture of the game.  The other team will also be penalized for taking a win because of the forfeiture and will also have to forfeit.  Big XII is faced with a paradox and implodes.

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New anti-taunting rules for the Big 12:

1. Players cannot throw the horns down sign. That's mean and makes Coach Herman sad. Also, all players, regardless of their team, are not allowed to refuse a congratulatory man-kiss from Coach Herman for the same reason.

2. Players cannot refer to OU as Gooners, Chokelahoma, Land Thieves or any other similar term. That's mean. Also, the mascots, Boomer and Sooner, are not horse-pigs. Any such reference will result in a free touch down.

3. OSU cannot be referred to as Pukes, Gaggies, Little Brother, or Booger Pickens U. Way too mean. Also, Mike Gundy must trim his aggressive hair before every game, or forfeit his right to dance in the locker room.

4. Iowa State must remove the bird from the middle of the Cyclone logo. Not all birds identify as cyclones. However, for those that do, this rule is an exception so as not to offend the pan-bird-cyclone group.

5. Baylor may no longer use the bear claw gesture. That's scary.

6. Texas Tech may no longer use that pistols/guns up gesture. OSU does that, so it's not fair. Also, no more throwing tortillas. That's dangerous, and could poke someone's eye out. Also, tortillas don't grow in trees.

7. Kansas State is in the clear. Nothing interesting going on there.

8. Kansas, see rule #7.

9. TCU must change their mascot to just "Frogs" or something else completely child friendly. The addition of "Horned" is just too sexy and risque.

10. Finally, the mascot for West Virginia can no longer wear a raccoon or beaver hat, whatever that thing is on his head. Animals are people too! A construction hat with a beer bong attached is more appropriate (with non-alcoholic beer of course).

I thought that word was censored on here.

@C N Red Not for those of us with Platinum Memberships

There was a lot of black in the stadium this last game (prior to a bunch of light weights leaving early). Shouldn’t be too difficult.

Time heals all wounds, I guess....except for spinal, maybe.

I refuse to watch SportsCenter ever since they cancelled Ron Burgundy and Champ Kind.

Bucci is the GOAT SportsCenter anchor......

Just buy some. They all look like regular Skittles and most taste like regular Skittles but some are not as they appear. Some taste like "rotten zombie flesh." We had a lot of fun with them at work on Friday.

Some taste like rotten zombie flesh, WTF? This creates more questions. 1- who knows what rotten zombie flesh tastes like? and 2- Why would I want to taste it?

It does sound like fun though...

My coworker found fun size packs so we dumped a pack out and everyone chose a Skittle and we kept going round by round till you got a bad one

Why would Obama care?

Look at @ZRod, making puns about Obamacare. 

HECK YEAH DAWG SUPREME

GO BIG RED!!!!!’

I see. Haven't followed much Bball this year. But based off of Nate Silver's stuff they were far from favored.

Disparaging Oklahoma should never require validation.

ESPN wasn't on their knees by the end of the season. During the selection Sunday show - the ESPN commentators were ripping into Oklahoma being in.

man, last time we had a crowd and the spotlight like this for a game we got destroyed. sure hope history isn't in the habit of repeating itself.

stop worrying and just enjoy the moment.

Even if we get curb stomped in the end, you can at least tell the cruits "Look how badly we need you.  We have some of the best facilities, new massive upgrade in the works.  Game day and national prestige.  The best fans in the country.  And all this while we have poor seasons.  Be part of the turnaround."

@Toe Hopefully it works out as well for Baylor as it did that other team.

I like Aranda as a DC for sure.  Unique in that he is defensive minded going to an offense first conference and a program that has made their calling card offense.  Who is his OC?  Will be important.  

I'm envisioning 2009 Nebraska with half the talent but a slightly better offense 

Saw that on the news last night. They're expecting the Foo Fighters to headline, Chainsmokers, The Killers and somebody else I can't recall.

That's a hell of a lone up. I love the Foo but I really don't like their last 2 albums.

Nice!!!

My wife is a nurse and works nights.  She came home and asked me if I was able to watch the wedding.  I assumed she was joking and I begin to make jokes about how lame the whole thing is and why on earth would anyone not associated with the couple care.

My mistake; she and the entire nursing staff had it on every tv possible overnight to watch.   

I'm really not sure why we're married......

Chances are good that a large majority of the possible people you could've married would've been interested in and/or watched the wedding. I'm not the girliest and I've never cried at a wedding but I watched both William and Harry's weddings live and loved every minute of both. I can't explain it.

I guess an argument that I'm just coming up now with is this...

I love old places and old architecture. Not just because they look cool but because of the people that spent time there. Having a living breathing monarchy is a huge bonus on top of that in my opinion. It's kind of like a connection to the past, or maybe a "living history." I also for some reason enjoy live events that millions of other people are watching.

My phone had a conniption. 

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He's only a sophomore, probably only going to be on the field for 17% of snaps

Not just to the response, but that the poster went with a very specific percentage (17%) too. 

You guys must’ve missed the convos in his actually thread. Sarcasm was thick.

@ScottyIce

LOL...I dunno if I want to go down that rabbit hole now.

Good, they should be ashamed they remotely considered bringing him back. 

Who would ever send their kid to have him as a coach? 

At least Maryland didn't let that get weird or anything.