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@KnappIc Spoiler #2: Bambi dies in Tommy Boy. True story. 

Like in that movie The Sixth Sense, you find out that dude in the hairpiece the whole time?  That was Bruce Willis the whole movie.

I successfully avoided MAJOR spoilers and saw the episode mostly fresh. Like, 99% fresh, as it turned out.

I'm picturing @knapplc wandering around today wearing Ted's Sensory Deprivator 5000's

Here's why it was so hard to avoid spoilers (but I did!).

I had to show one of your tweets to my wife, to prove I'm not the only one to have a random bowl of pickles and (green) olives.

So we're supposed to eat a salad of greens & bits for every meal, but there's laziness and whatnot involved in making dinner so a lot of times we just throw vague "veggie bits" in a bowl and call it crudites. In theory I would like to have the salad goodness most often, but it's super hard when I really like green & black olives & bitty pickles & carrots & whatnot. Sometimes little teeny cheese wheels or other cheesy bits.

Pretty sure the salad is better overall, but the crudites are easy & yummy.

Also, if anyone follows my meals and likes cottage cheese, the very best stuff is Hy-Vee small curd cottage cheese. I don't know if they put heroin in that stuff or what, but it's super addicctive.

Everyone is taking this too literally. They could have done this bit with Iowa, Kansas or the Dakotas.

It's just cool that they used the "Nebraska Accent" because of reasons. People from Nebraska are known to have, basically, no accent. That's why Johnny Carson was such a big deal - his voice was pure & attainable from about every locale.

No!  I'm offended!  I'm petitioning SNL to be cancelled!

That's what a lot of other demographics would do...

Apparently some LSU egghead has a bot kicking up the LSU tally. Figures.

Contact that genius that designed the bot that won the election for Trump. I think he’s from Kansas. Maybe he’d pity us enough to do it on the quick 

Or the bot designer  that a few years ago fixed 8/11 of the AL’s all star votes to be Royals. Maybe it’s the same guy. 

I'm afraid to check...

Wait knapp! Reports are surfacing that this year, they will only be available online and over the telephone. Better stay home...

or wait...they'll only be available for nothing or $5 after tailgating and walking up to the stadium...

I can charge goods and services in countries all over the world.

Eating the salmon through the beard.

Always made me gag.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just voted....

We've gotta keep an eye on Ashley Frazier from Kentucky. She's gotten more votes than Gina since I posted this.

Why yes I have.

I met the High Life guy in Lincoln one time

Never met anyone more famous than myself

Oh Knap, if only you'd been just a little bit more persuasive. lol

^^^^ Now that's the way you drink.

HNN: Knapp has made these random claims that he's only 40-something. Just trying to be nice.

Knap, is your head showing you who the boss really is this morning?

Tara is playing in Europe right now. So don't expect to see her around the beach anytime soon.

So are we going to have the sub forum in the Daily Skin forum

So are we going to have the sub forum in the Daily Skin forum

Breaking Bad tho

Never watched it. I hear it's great but just never started with it.

Pineapple likes Tosh?

Sorry knapp. Cancer might be the worst thing ever.

I'll bet. Those books must be special. Sorry to hear that Knapp.

sorry to hear that man

LOL, why are you defending this garbage coaching and product, Knapp? Turn the heat up, get Pelini out, and let's move to a new day with some real leadership.

I'm with you accountability. I've tried to stay positive and in Bo's corner but this isn't OK in any way.

Wait - whoa, folks. I'm done with Bo, too. This was unacceptable. All I'm saying is YOUR demeanor doesn't need to change because this team plays like garbage.

I'm simply saying we should act like the fans we're expected to be. Be angry, just don't be an idiot about it.

You could post the same question about pretty much every female sports journalist ever.

She's not a sports journalist, however. I'm not even sure she shoudl be called a journalist.

What was that cap I just tried to read. It made say "cool story brah" when I stopped.

I could taste it, and then you said innards and I threw up in my mouth.

I'm being pestered via text. Pics in a second...

Pics are up in the Recipe forum.

Well this took an unexpected turn...

You gotta sweet talk em True, eventually they cave. But once you get the go a head don't make a rookie move and go in dry.

Thanks for the TIP ZRod.......badabing!

Canada Must Die!

^^Haha! Never saw the "Canada Must Die" before!

I bet that game is REALLY easy.

People bitchin about bitchin are most annoying.

People saying people bitchin about bitchin are annoying are the worst kind of people

I wore a black shirt to work today.

Saw this coming. He had a chance to save his job by firing Hoke after the Minnesota game.

Hoke and Change

They are literally FIRING Steve Pedersen right now. He's straight up a clone.

Could've been the summer of '69?

Maybe 1492?

It was 1989, my thoughts were short my hair was long....

Hawkeyes beware. Lightning will strike.

Knapp I don't need your logic right now. I just need a damn forcast, I have to start packing for our super bowl tonight!

I'm hoping it's gonna be decent weather. The coldest my 5 year old has been in is like 50 degrees. :/

Knowing him, it's just a negotiation tactic.

@Landlord I am so conscious of making that mistake with Bob Devaney's name that I over compensate with Delany.

I did the same thing when tweeting from /r/cfb yesterday. People let me hear it.

I think you just crossed the streams, CD.

Lol Knapp.

Tell that to Lt. Dan.

Nope. I like what I like. I'm not a fan of IPAs and bitter beers. Zipline has always seemed to have a bitter taste no matter the style. I love my Porters, Ales and stouts. As well as seasonal beers, but never been a fan of Zip.

What's your poison Knap? I'm a sucker for Alaskan Amber Ale right now.

My two favorite beers are Empyrean Ales' Chaco Canyon Honey Gold and Zipline's Copper Alt. Try their Copper Alt or Kolsch - neither have that bitter taste. I can't stand IPAs/bitter beers, either.

I've had the Copper, but it just tasted off to me. I wasn't a fan... I'll give it another go in 3 weeks though.

No arguments against Empyrean here.