GSG

I've never had one either, to my knowledge. Today might be the day...

knapp, if you do not drink a slurpee, the terrorist then win.

My girl cousin gave me a slurpee once. ONCE!!!

To me, everything's a double entendre.

Lol. I hear they have a pill for that

Solid.

I wonder what the 1620 call-in crowd thought.

1620...I wonder who wondered

I don't come here to play school!!!!!

Duck season!!

Knapplc; to answer your question as to where one would go to purchase rabbit?

You will find butchers that sell rabbit HARE and there!

Rabbit is tasty. Can be a little greasy if fried. Just go out and shoot a few. Its been cold and snowy enough to kill whatever bug you are supposed to worry about on them.

I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

Bow ties are cool

I have an opera top hat that pops out like a magician's. Really. lol

I also have about 20 fedoras. And they ARE cool looking. I don't care what you say GSG.

I'm talking about hotdogs. Is innuendo that cow stomach soup?

No, that's menudo which I believe is actually made from hot dog ingredients. Full circle baby.

But the cows eat the carrots, I eat the cows (hotdogs), so I should have the eyesight of an eel!

PROBABLY NOT. I'M GONNA WATCH THE NEBRASKA GAME TOMORROW AND MIGHT GO PLAY A LITTLE HOCKEY WITH SOME FRIENDS.

GOD DAMMIT, DECKED. THE GAME IS SUNDAY.

I'M STILL GONNA WATCH IT OK. BUT HOCKEY TOMORROW THO #ENFORCER

BEFORE EATING: PRETTY GOOD AS LONG AS THERE AREN'T ANY MIRRORS AROUND

have some culver's.

Culver's

Isnt that what every team tries to do?

Link?

Oh yeah, she was wearing a sexy red two piece. And I remember The Cars music was playing. Moving in Stereo I think. Oddly, I think I was wearing a pirate outfit.

Did you imagine her telling you how cute she thinks you are?

YES! She DID say that!!

Haircut and a diet coke

smoke and a pancake

chicken breast, tortilla, cottage cheese, avocado, apple. water

Found it. It's in the BS forum

Ghosts? Probably not.

Carnival women ogling you? Yes.

Note to self...Learn the art of laser removal...Seems like a lucrative bidness

Thought this wasn't supposed to happen until September?

Prime Day moved up the Jade Helm takeover?

And ZRod, WalMart isn't the store that Texas needs, but the store that it deserves

Apparently red meat is bad for the environment. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/04/28/denmark-says-you-are-ethically-obligated-to-eat-less-beef/

I thought this was interesting: "No amount of bean-eating or Prius-driving will compensate for reproducing, and it’s the childless, not the vegetarians, who are more likely to save the planet"

I love red meat and hate the environment. That works out great, actually.

We went to Colorado this summer and I saw people smoking weed all over the place. Especially the 16th Street Mall. That being said I see people smoking weed all over Omaha as well.

^That's weird to me. We go down there several times each year and we've never witnessed people smoking all over the place.

There were a handful when we walked up and down it during the afternoon but that number grew when we walked back to our hotel from Coors Field at night. It was just a random Tuesday in the summer so maybe that had something to do with it.

I WAS LOOKING AT THE S3'S. HOW IS THE BATTERY LIFE, MELBY?

Just when I thought I was unshackled from those wrist prisons forever and now they want to drag me back in.

I just wear my phone on a wristband. It looks smart.

I like soccer but no one cares about the MLS and this isn't even the MLS.

@funhusker my son was excited for soccer until he started playing it. He played for a couple seasons, and we had to make him show up the last season. Man, that sucked. But he's now playing baseball, and he loves it. I think it's mostly because he doesn't like to run very far and likes goofing around in the dugout.

It's not the first time someone tried to make pro soccer a thing in Omaha....and it likely won't be the last.

I'm going to start a thread because I can't get any of those links to work lol

copy paste

Yeah but you already posted that pic in the thread lol

Hi, I'm Mike Leach

Savvy

Arrr... aye, matey. Yer walkin' the plank! Arrrr!!!

Perfect timing, my divorce will be final soon.

I'd hit it.

im in

Good luck.

Thanks guys! I think it went really well. Meetings always go better when there's beer! lol

hope it works out for you bro

And the GSG? I know, it stands for 'Go Soviets! Go! Damn it you traitor!

It stands for Gering, Sweet Gering.

Giant Sissy Girl. Am I right?

1) Banana 2) Banana 3.) banana

None like banana you idiots!

Would have guessed Decked"s favorite flavors to be "Pralines and Dick"

Not if I was a Vagitarian..Well..Maybe

I wish I could give lilred a +1 in comments! Things that make you go "hmmm"....

Depends on the placement of your wordhole (term I just heard on TV an hour ago)..Eventually, you wouldn't be able to reach some places to gnaw on..You'd take up the same amount of space and weigh the same minus what you exhaled out...or barfed out and not been able to chase down to re-consume or lick up

You want a picture of me pooping? I have pics of the hole in the ceiling lol

Whew *wipes forehead* glad you said "cinder" block. I tried out my trebuchet this morning but were tossing "concrete" blocks towards foco, so it couldn't have been me.

That was God's message to you to stop looking at so much porn at work.