knapplc

Black Betty, wham ba lamb

^ and that's why we can't have nice things. Go run the stair Dux face.

Suck it Rod face

I wonder if he is teaching too?

Noticed that too, @suh_fan93

This seriously looks like they are helping a guy with Alzheimer's into his new nursing home.

Hurry up football!

On game day, Barry's is a blast.  I have not been there during a regular non-game time.

I have never had a good experience in Barry's. 

Wondering if you're surrounded by minors at a bar doesn't sound like a blast to me.

I imagine he could shave a few 10ths off if he’d cut his hair properly.

Long hair works just like Samson....the longer it grows the stronger you get.  As you get older and lose the hair....well you get the picture.  

Can not confirm. Have very long hair, not much stronger than I was with super short hair 6 years ago.

Damn.  That's pretty cool.  Definitely the most impressive weather website Iv'e seen.

That was a cool but frustrating website.  No matter what I click on, it still indicates it's cold as F***.

UNL was cancelled once when I was there 76 - 81.  Had to climb 8 ft snow drifts to get to the bars.

@ZRod. 7 years? Go to class,  man. Damn!

@knapplc: Not technically, partially, and not that I'm aware of.

But I do like me some Denver omelette.

And I'm still a "he" for everyone that's keeping track.

@RedDenver How often can we expect updates on that last sentence? 

I want this to be a safe space for pronoun-concerned posters, so maybe annually. If there's more concern, then I may update more often.

That's the lore that comes with cult classics though.  But for me, this one lives up to the hype.  I remember seeing it when I was too young to see it not long after it came out.

You see what happens, Larry, when you find a stranger in the Alps?!

No Walter, I don't think Larry was about to crack!

Say hello, @Stretch_the_Law . I see you're "on" the board!

There he is! 

Now. Are you an HB sock?

I can never bring myself to attend these.  The ISU coach is at our next one...but the pizza and beer that we serve is more appealing.  They are just so boring and the questions, my god, so boring.

Excited to hear dawson and duval in kansas city in a couple weeks.  Held was there last year and you could tell the enthusiasm he had for N and coaching.  

Never have but have gone to the Greeley Stampede rodeo a few times. The bull riding and bronc busting are definitely the highlights outside of the little bitty kids doing the mutton busting. Related- a bull rider was killed at the National Western Stock show in Denver yesterday.

They're holding one at PBA in Lincoln in April, and tickets are pretty cheap. When I was a kid we used to go to the Aksarben rodeo pretty often, and it was usually a pretty good time. I haven't been to a rodeo in forever. Would like to go again if these are pretty decent.

Changed mine, you're welcome

what can you put on my avatar to make it cool? 

Miss Cleo on a unicorn

@Redux I am happy to make a bet with you that Wisconsin is not dead and will beat Illinois. I hate them and would love them to die but they will stick around and compete still.

I'm hearing TCU

Hopefully not Maryland. We play them the 2nd to last game of the season next year.

TCU would only be 4 hours from home in Channelview, TX.

Plus: 

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TCU needs a grad transfer quarterback, because of questions surrounding Justin Rodgers’ injury and TCU’s quarterback situation in general. Hurts, while not a prolific passer, has a better track record than most quarterbacks in the country as far as success is concerned, and he threw for 40 touchdowns to just 10 interceptions in his two seasons as a starter for Alabama.

Source: https://www.frogsowar.com/2019/1/10/18176769/tcu-news-turnovers-hold-tcu-back-against-kansas-frogs-pursuing-jalen-hurts

"Welleye always'd purfurred Hoestess anyhows"

-- Bama fans.

@B.B. Hemingway beat me to it...

If Hostess was smart, they'd be waiting in the wings with an endorsement deal ready to sign...

Maybe we'll be celebrating our first playoff win on his birthday next year!

Happy Birthday, Dad!

If it was any other coach, I'd say "He gone"

But he is loyal and might be the next Snyder

It would just be weird to see him anywhere but Northwestern.

As a Packer fan I kinda hope he stays, too. I'm not a fan of hiring college coaches.

That was such a fun match to watch. Especially the last set with each team rallying and finally Illinois broke.  

I was impressed in the 4th set maybe? When a time out was called and Cook made no changes even though it was late and we were down.  

Ha, those are great replies.....and well deserved. What a moron. I wouldn’t trade her whole catalog for one middling Prince song.

@JJ Husker Trick question; there's no such thing as a middling Prince song. 

@Cdog923 you are correct. Compared to Taylor Swift songs, none of Prince’s are middling.

Yeah, that one was a surprise. I think it makes our path a little more manageable. Minnesota has seemed to have our number this year.

It also takes out the home crowd factor that Minnesota would have enjoyed. I think Nebraska beat Oregon once this season if I heard the right and I think we are a much better team now than we were earlier in the year.

Nebraska Volleyball is the Alabama of it's sport. Incredible.

Oh My.

O/U 12 months sanctions coming down at Ohio State?

Can't wait to see what his excuse is this time when he takes the USC job in a year or two.  

SHELLEY.  I GON BEEN HEALED FROM THE DEMONS.  WE'RE GOING TO CALI...CALI...CALI.

If someone could please photoshop Urb's head on Red Foxx so I can get all the +1s.  I'd appreciate it.

I'm glad to see Urban self-reported his retirement to his AD. 

I'd take one. Did you do avatars for starting line-up? 

I did not do the Starting Lineup avatars last year.

Bo hit the ceiling as a d-coordinator, I liked him in that role.  

Yep, as bad as the Riley years were, Bo still needed to go when he did for multiple reasons. MR sucked but at the end of the day (Bo Pelini™) I'm glad it happened.

@Enhance Happy Birthday