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  1. If its true that a dog's sense of smell is 10,000x stronger than a human's, why do they need to get their nose as close to a pile of poop as possible

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    2. husker07

      husker07

      These are the type of questions that need asked.

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      Maybe similar to the same reasons guys (and girls) decide to use their tongue to...umm...ok, I'll quit now.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      I've actually thought about this question before. Maybe dog sense of smell is so great that smelling poop is like us looking at an ugly color.

  2. Great. Miz-who decided to show up in the second half - I hope NU wins because the Tigger fans I work with will say "We won OUR first round game"

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    2. scarletNcream

      scarletNcream

      HaHaHa ......NIT

    3. STL Husker

      STL Husker

      That was about average for the season.

    4. In the Deed the Glory

      In the Deed the Glory

      and then you can call them stupid for making fun of a team that actually qualified for the dance.

  3. 1 out of 10 people understand binary

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    2. admo

      admo

      01100111 01101111 00100000 01100010 01101001 01100111 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100100

    3. NUance

      NUance

      11 cheers for binary!

    4. Vizsla1
  4. C'mon guys! Only 450 more users and we will have the most since Jan 2008!

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Sunday - busy day, people doing things - I didn't know until 3-ish

    3. redout22

      redout22

      what happened in 08?

    4. tschu
  5. Big XII bball championship is once again going on - In a state without a conference university in it.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Lol, I think it's the other way around.

    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      About as bad as the B1G going to NY next year. Be careful with those stones.

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      They are WHAT? I don't follow basketball so much. And before NU joined B1G I made fun of the Big Can't Count Conference

  6. Trivia question: What is the only Power 5 conference to not get a team into the final four in either football or basketball?

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    2. Warrior10

      Warrior10

      Correction: The same conference, who has a team getting swept in Lincoln in baseball this weekend!

    3. HuskerNBigD

      HuskerNBigD

      ^ what he said!

    4. admo

      admo

      Haha so true. And a newby school (TCU) is the best in Football and Baseball :)

  7. Why is it when somebody says their food "Tastes like crap", my first thought is "How do you know what crap tastes like?"

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    2. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      because when you're in the Army, all you eat is sh#t. Breakfast, lunch and dinner

       

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Because you have the unsophisticated, immature mind of a second grader.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      ^^ Don't we all? LOL

  8. CAPS LOCK FRIDAY

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    2. GM_Tood
    3. GSG

      GSG

      MORE LIKE CRAPS LOCK FRIDAY, AMIRITE?!

    4. NUance

      NUance

      BRAN DAMNIT!!

  9. LA Rams sounds funny - or does it??

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Sounds better than LA Raiders. So glad my Raiders are staying in Oakland.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      LA Chargers sounds weird

    4. GM_Tood
  10. Vikings starts back up Thursday night. Just an FYI for those who might be interested.

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    2. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      I thought you were saying the Vikings start their Backup as in QB on THursday night football. I was like that is a little early to announce you are going to sit Teddy Bridgewater.

    3. JJ Husker
    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      Deja Vu.....?

  11. I heard of a start up company that will sell athletic shoes, BUT you have to put it together yourself.

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    2. The Dude
    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Is there a two drink minimum in this status update?

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Are these shoes made out of particle board? Just wondering..

  12. We can hope that when Trump goes to Mexico today, he forgets to bring his visa.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Yeah, but he's probably got 'em all; Discover, American Express, MasterCard, Diners Club...you name it.

    3. onlyHskrfaninIL

      onlyHskrfaninIL

      i hear they drew up some plans for the wall

    4. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      You don't need a visa to enter Mexico from the US.

  13. Dak Prescott - 6 yr pro

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      Even his 3 incompletions have been right on the money. Dude just doesn't miss.

    3. JOEY

      JOEY

      I think that he will be a great player, I've been a Cowboy fan for awhile, moved from Omaha to Dallas in 2001.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Needs to learn how to throw touchdown passes.

  14. Got into an argument with a co-worker. I say its Wisconsin week. He claims its Nebraska week

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      Sounds like an asshat

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Sounds like you might need to change jobs. Nebraska week? pffft.

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      Lets just say he likes a different shade of red and likes cheese

  15. HAVING A COVERED DECK PUT ON MY HOUSE. WORKING SATURDAY. 5 MEXICANS WILL BE HUSKER FANS BY THE END OF THE DAY

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    2. funhusker

      funhusker

      ^^^Convert them to liberals:) They think: Quality work?...on a Saturday?...during college football? Why are we deporting these people?!!!

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      ...or they'll be cussing the team and coaches by halftime. Just keep 'em away from the game thread.

    4. krc1995

      krc1995

      Tequila every nebraska touchdown! They better hope Tommy plays.

  16. Going to son and his girlfriend's place for Thanksgiving. I'm guessing HyVee's Holiday Meal Pack

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Might just be better than if they made it themselves. Just sayin..

    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      Hey, those HyVee meals are good!!

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Guessing or hoping...?

  17. So what are you watching? NW / Illini or Indiana / Purdue?

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      So, Maryland vs Rutgers?

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Uk v. Louisville

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      KU vs KSU - oh, wait that game isn't on TV lutz Big XII

  18. Intercourse Alabama!

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      SCRAWG BAMA!

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Fallatio Tide!

      Did I do it right?

    4. Bradr

      Bradr

      Roll toiletpaper!

  19. Is it strange to you that BBC America is showing "The Patriot"?

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      That just tells me we've trained the Brits to know their place.

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Are they running it as "Fake History?" :)

    4. QMany

      QMany

      When I studied in England, they taught the "American REVOLT."

  20. Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Ba-dum. Cshhhhh.

    3. lilred

      lilred

      Due to the missiles

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Syrians always be Russian to the store.

  21. Fightin' Frankies are doing very well tonight

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    2. Hedley Lamarr

      Hedley Lamarr

      I really hope he has an audible where the QB starts yelling out "Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!"

    3. hskrfan4life

      hskrfan4life

      Yes, he owns all the bowl wins at Ohio. They have gone to 9 straight bowl games.

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      So he is the Snyder of Ohio U football?

  22. Boy, what a coincidence! KSU announces new b-ball coach the same day KU is playing in Final Four.

    1. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      And who else besides KSU fans cared?

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Well, I'm stuck down here - if KU loses, then guess what is the #1 story?

    3. tschu

      tschu

      This is a reach...not a coincidence at all

  23. FSU is on track to score 168 points

    1. Treand3

      Treand3

      Pitiful. However, I realize why they are playing this game....from both sides.

    2. krc1995

      krc1995

      that is about the spread

    3. NUance

      NUance

      I hope FSU has an ineligible player in the game. ANd they have to forfeit. They deserve it for scheduling this tomato can. lol

  24. "Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results." Albert Einstein on the 2 gap defense.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      The theory of husker relevance-ity.

    2. zoogs

      zoogs

      >:( Misuse of that quote is a huge pet peeve of mine.

    3. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Einstein was a 5-2-4 guy, so take his comments with an atom of Na.

  25. There has been a disturbance in the force. Missing the Bucky

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      I miss buckys musk

       

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, Bucky is gone. Guess we need to find a new Cheese-tard for the board.

    3. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      Mmmm Easy Cheese

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