The Dude

Can we call it "Bidet, Mate"

We could advertise the s#!t out of it if these ads are any indication.

@teachercd I'd be surprised to see a better suggestion. 

All about the right coach.  Look at Bama basketball.  Most SEC wins in a season in 30 years.  Probably getting a 3 seed at worst.

@The Dude I can understand both sides I guess. There is no reason the basketball program shouldn't perform better than it ever has. So expecting more makes some sense. But, at the same time, I'm not sure why anyone actually cares considering it's never really been a thing to have a decent bball program at Nebraska. I guess it would be fun if it was worth watching . Certain elements have been better with Fred but he sure hasn't gotten all the pieces they need and, at this point, that is Fred's problem. I do think they've been more exciting to watch since smiles left, so that's something.

There's no reason it should have absolutely tanked once Miles was fired, yet here we are.

The guy tried to get another 7 points on us with 2 seconds left of the half.  Style points is putting it lightly.

Absolutely they let up but they only beat us 10-7 in the 2nd half. You should watch it and pretend that's the whole game. But, you better block the on screen score and turn down down the volume. And just to be safe, get totally wasted before you start it and pretend tOSU gave a sh#t. You can pretend their substitutions are because the starters were struggling. It's almost a game if you follow these steps carefully.

Can’t blame him. That what good teams do. 

Hey a fan club

Im done talking about this. I dont even care anymore.

That is EXACTLY what a husband would say to his wife. lol

It isnt the loopity loops fault.. it is the fact that 4 women all approached at the same time...

You're not incorrect.

They've got one lane done and opened yesterday. Supposedly, they will have the whole shebang done in late August. Just in time for the start of Husker football.

Braxton definitely had some WTF passes, but what he can do with his legs still scares the hell out of me.

Yeah..he juked out of some tackles pretty well. UCF is telented though IMO.

He does worry me when we play them.

I think I've given you like 300 of those. No homo.

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is it true the knapp has to kiss each new member of the +1,000 club? i heard that on rivals.

wow thats impressive. They arent even counting Dj Singleton either.

I'm no recruiting guru, but isnt this class's high ranking due mostly to having to take so many prospects?

I noticed according to scout that we have no top 100's and no 5-stars.

Not the case. Rivals counts your top 20.

Smith had fewer losses than kaepernick as a starter in 2012. Spin as you wish. Facts are facts. Hell, Smith had fewer losses than Peyton manning or Tom Brady.

smiths QBR and his win totals from 12-13 were near the top of the nfl. He is a good QB. not elite but good. which compared to what is coming up in the draft, is much better. Smith will have a good season. The chiefs have playmaking ability and Smith will only help

Don't forget the 9ers almost went to the super bowl 2 years in a row.

Spurs in 6

I prefer neither wins due to an asteroid hitting the arena.

Speaking as an old man, I have to love my Spurs.

No.

I wondered a while back what Cornell and Dave Grohl could do together. That said, trying to get tix for NIN and Queens tomorrow...anyone seen that tour?

I haven't.

I was kind of disappointed with NIN when I saw them. QOTSA is worth the price of admission, whatever that price may be.

killer cacti's wife = real man

LOL

f'ing fairweather fans

wat

meh.

Zombie Carl has more fun.

Grand idea

Mastodon is not ready for prime time. . . .

good call... and then half way through Sirius, they break into "Colony"

One night in the Tubbery makes a tough man crumble.

Some day a real rain is gonna wash all the trash off the sidewalks...

Not much modding to be done lately. Very few spammers, everybody is playing nice...

Why don't you have a BLT with one fried egg on it?

Sort of like JJHusker1, only make it a BELT, with a side of buckle.

Nailed it.

Every WR has a lot of drops. Jerry Rice had a lot of drops. People get really hung up on weird things. Kenny Bell had 4 drops during the Penn State game. That doesn't mean he's suddenly not a playmaker.

What Enunwa did that will be hard to replace is consistently win those one-on-one battles when the ball is in the air.

Throwing one up and letting your WR do the work is a huge luxury that we may or may not have anymore.

I dont' remember him consistently winning those tbh

Can't say that surprises me.

Jokes on you, that sh#ts fo-eva!

I'm coming over to hang out tschu.

any publicity is good publicity? #quitbitching

Certainly not.

#catpower

If you're sick....I suggest hooking up an IV of Captain Morgan or Jack D...and just taking it easy. Works for me

I'm with JJ

This status made me sick.

I'll buy their tickets either way.

I won't believe he's gone til' he's gone. We don't make that decision. If Eichorst doesn't have a legit option already in the works, I wouldn't blame him for not making the change. As much as I want him to, it's just not smart business.

I think we're the same page true. A change at HC has more to do with what is/isn't already lined up than a number of people changing their minds on #9wins being #GoodEnough.

I follow football. Never heard of him. I'll pay more attention to what he does from here on out.

Rumor at work is any Nebraska AD not named Osborne prefers candidates with AFC West experience on their resume.

Tom osborne and frank solich coached in the AFC West?

#HomelessNeedKooziesToo

War bums using The Dude's wool koozies as socks.

Would prbabaly be a smart play as wool retains 80% of its insulation even when soaking wet.

#SurvivorManFacts

One of the all-time great choke jobs.

Lol

When will teams learn that playing "safe" on either side of the ball will only kill you in the end.

He should. All their meat tastes the same....no really.

Because Jared likes that bland meat that hasn't been aged properly.

Too soon? lol

NU, that was f*cked up, funny as hell, but f*cked up...