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  1. Hypothetically speaking, if someone keyed your vehicle all the way around, you know who did it, and your decuctible is $500 to repaint, how long would you wait to slash their tires and bash out their windows?

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    2. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      Have the police go talk to them and explain to him that your underaged sister is scared.. If they so much as go near her, they can have harrassment charges dropped on them. Make sure the cops know that they are on there radar.. then, wait on your front porch with a baseball bat.. when they show up for more, you bash their heads in and claim self defense which wont be hard to prove. Dont stoop to their level

    3. NUance

      NUance

      WOrld record for the most comments on a status update.

    4. PaulCrewe

      PaulCrewe

      In the immortal words of a one Dudley Dawson aka Booger, "I say we blow their f'ing house up"

  2. Just got tooled on by the Missouri state patrol. Took away all my rights. I hate this country!

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    2. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      That's it! I'm trading in my car

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      True story - some elderly woman from Ohio was stopped in Tenn on her way to a bowl game - because she had pot stickers on her car. She tried to explain to the officer what a "Buckeye" was.

    4. deedsker

      deedsker

      Could it do with the one kid finally getting busted for his marijuana ring in which he was making millions of dollars selling out of a UNL dorm room?

  3. If i averaged 47.5 posts per day and Knapp averaged 20 posts per day over the next two years, id catch up to him

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      @Blackshirts007. Meh. I got both.

    3. Blackshirts007

      Blackshirts007

      bucky i had a new nickname like you suggested for cotton in the contest, surprised it hasnt been moved yet

    4. Excel

      Excel

      Yea man I saw that, not gonna lie, kind of inappropriate...

  4. Got my lease signed to move in the north bottoms!

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    2. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      I'm gonna crash that mofo party.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      I probably won't make the party, but I will casually drop in, unannounced, some time in the future. I will come bearing gifts: Acid, beef jerky, and the first two seasons of My Little Pony.

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      I'll also bring the sound track to the old children's TV show, "Eureka's Castle." I know that'll get the party pumpin!

  5. This is premature, but i just went through every single college football teams schedule on week 3 and i would be in shock if UCLA At Nebraska wasn't gameday.

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      Southeastern Louisiana probably has a tough home game vs. UT-Martin that week...they'll show that instead.

    3. onlyHskrfaninIL

      onlyHskrfaninIL

      ESPN sucks a fatty and i really don't know why this comes up all the time but if it helps recruiting i hope they come

    4. Treand3

      Treand3

      Our game could get Gameday but I wouldn't be surprised it was Tx and Ole Miss....Can't wait for that game against them.

  6. My sister and her friends matched with Miami basketball players on tinder last night and hangout with them at the embassy hotel all night. Crazy stuff.

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      I'm sure they're always careful and wrap it up.

    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      Ya, i know a lot of guys that invite girls to their hotel room to hangout that dont want anything but good conversation ;) If i was coach i wouldnt be too happy. And people wonder how college athletes get into trouble.

    4. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      Sister pics get you infinite +1s

  7. Anyone have any recommendations on where to opening another bank account?

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    2. Marf

      Marf

      I haven't had a problem with Chase. Wells Fargo screwed me over one too many times on fees.

    3. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      First Bank of Omaha or Union Bank are good. Would probably be better to seek out a good Credit Union, though, instead of a bank.

       

      And avoid Bank of America or Wells Fargo like the plague. Same problems with both of those outfits.

    4. OldGoldKnights

      OldGoldKnights

      Depends on where you are located. There isn't a Bank of America or a Chase branch in Nebraska. Credit Union's don't pay taxes so I avoid them, your choice. I use US Bank and have no problems.

  8. Injuries, Injuries, Injuries. Stop overlooking it. Healthy Martinez and O line and we are 11-1 or 12-0

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      I used to think TMart was a turnover machine. Now I realize he was just another player. They all have the same issues. It just took me until now to realize it. It's the systemic issues that Landlord is alluding to that cause us to lose games. Lots of teams have injuries. Our lack of depth is Pelini's fault bro.

    3. Karawithasmile

      Karawithasmile

      I think we would have been more competitive with Martinez and without all the other injuries. But the point is we were competitive regardless and lost against MN, MICH ST, and possibly even IA with turnovers, lack of composure, and the same things that have plagued us the better part of Pelini's tenure.

    4. carlfense
  9. Just got the wizards pulled :(

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    2. Blackshirts007

      Blackshirts007

      how can i get a better experience? they do not seem strong enough

    3. tschu

      tschu

      try heavy machinery... ok you shouldn't, but they made my daily mowing job at a golf course much more fun

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Try drinking lots of wiskey. I only had 3 wisdom teeth come in. Top went easy. The bottom one was a killer though. Tooth pain is the worst.

  10. Apple has an announcment in 30 minutes

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      Hopefully they're announcing free tacos. I'm hungry. And I'm happy with my Macbook Pro, have no interest in an iPad.

    3. da skers

      da skers

      Thanks Lyons. I need to grab some for my sales guys. Might try the refurbished route first. Did that with the kid's touches and have had zero problems. That cost difference is huge when the item will be in a junk drawer inside of two years.

    4. krc1995

      krc1995

      where do you find a quality refurbished ipad?

  11. I'll have my B.B.A degree in two weeks. Have no idea where or what I want to do.

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    2. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      I'll have my BA in Psychology in 2 weeks...which is practically worthless besides the fact that it will help me get my MS degree in 2-3 years.

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Punt! 4th and long, you punt. :)

    4. GSG
  12. This country was founded by Christianity, not the cult that is Mormon.

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    2. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      How can you "found" a country that is this lost?

    3. tschu

      tschu

      Country was founded on freedom of religion, lol @ B007

    4. Hingle McCringleberry

      Hingle McCringleberry

      Wow... Way to show tolerance of another persons religion... You're special.

  13. I am now accepting cash donations for food, gas, and hygenics. It's funny how fast rent steals your money.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      I guess I fit into one of those categories

    3. Takeitsleazy

      Takeitsleazy

      its 55 at the places per week...but the first 2 weeks you get 90...it good money for boozie

    4. krc1995

      krc1995

      don't work, have kids, and let the government supply you with all that. Here in Louisiana you also get you cell phone paid. Life's too short to spend it working.

  14. Is it okay to drink lite beer that's 5 months expired? I know it might taste bad but I won't get a stomache ache right??

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    2. husker07

      husker07

      Mhmmm. Skunk beer.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      Put a little tomato juice or orange juice in it and you won't tell the difference. Or drop a shot of whisky in it.

    4. HuskerHacker

      HuskerHacker

      update please... I want to know if the tummy ached or if you got the sh!@s?

  15. For gambling purposes, Wisky vs UNLV, Wisky 35 point favorite, over or under?

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    2. Lil' Red

      Lil' Red

      I'd go over. UNLV was 2-11 last year and the game is in Madison.

    3. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      OVER. Easy.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Over. No, under. No, Over. Yeah, definitely over.

  16. just watched 4 hours straight of illuminati and new world order conspiracies on youtube, stuff is scary

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    2. akita

      akita

      no the isreali citizens were on the roof taping it. and then were detained only to be released for reasons of national security. If you need links to that pm and I will get them to you. Not trying to sound sarcastic here. In fact if I remeber right they were celebrating when the plane hit one of the towers.

       

    3. akita

      akita

      http://whatreallyhappened.wikia.com/wiki/Five_Dancing_Israelis did a quick look up. not sure on the sites verifications,but this is what I was aiming at. need to find the fbi guy talking about them. damn it has been 11 years now.

       

    4. Excel
  17. They are making us wait outside in line for the midnight showing. The f#*k is this?

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      Apparently 'Magic Mike' is popular...be patient, I'm sure you'll get in soon :)

    3. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      I waited in line for Madgascar 3... worth every second in line.

    4. Blackshirts007

      Blackshirts007

      I'm making the wait easier with some whiskey and run

  18. Sounds like there is some drama surrounding Melvin Gordons lack of PT in the 2nd half. Could get ugly according to some UW people. Time will tell.

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    2. teachercd

      teachercd

      I said it, that LSU game would ruin their season. I thought they would get blown out but this result might have been worse.

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Wisconsin looked scary good in the first half...then it went to turd...this sorta crap can affect a team though if it turns out to be true.

    4. Danimal

      Danimal

      If Gordon wasn't hurt there is no excuse for him not getting way more carries. Throw-in repeatedly trying to pass despite it just not working and they dug their own grave. Of course losing those d-linemen hurt a lot too.

  19. alright who wants to read my 300 page book and write a 5 page paper, ahhh procrasination at it's best, and i have to work all evening

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    2. sewardite4NU

      sewardite4NU

      My roommate just got done with this same assignment. He said it was the driest reading ever.

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Just remember: They picked the salmon over the dam and you'll be good.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Why am I picturing the 3-eyed fish in the Simpsons opening credits?

  20. One of my good friends had rapid weight loss and went into acoma, i need prayers please.

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      My thoughts and prayers to your friend.

    3. PuttinUp6
    4. Nebula

      Nebula

      Ah man...so sorry to hear that. Have them in my thoughts. Keep us updated.

  21. Made it through season 1 (22 episodes) of How I Met Your Mother in 2 days. I plan on finishing the next 6 seasons within a week. I'm Hooked!!

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    2. funhusker

      funhusker

      Never did like it. The only character I can stand is Barney...The guy from "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" annoys me for some reason.

    3. funhusker

      funhusker

      Never did like it. The only character I can stand is Barney...The guy from "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" annoys me for some reason.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Great show despite the main character being a huge douche.

  22. MSU has some big talk on their 247 board. Everyone calling a blowout. lmao. Sparty you should just focus on your first EVER win against us rather than a blowout.

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    2. LSEHusker

      LSEHusker

      I read the same threads oh sparty

    3. LSEHusker

      LSEHusker

      I read the same threads oh sparty

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Unfortunately they have this week off. Hopefully they get so psyched up that they get a little overkeyed.

  23. Word is we won't finish in top 25 recruiting. Sigh

  24. Are businesses more interested in a degree or GPA? basically are grades important, or should i follow the motto "C is a degree?"

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      GPA is somewhat important coming out of college. Once you have a good job experience your GPA is pretty much meaningless. It goes both ways, I was an experienced engineer and had a guy who interviewed me dwelling on a crappy grade I had in Organic Chemistry 6 years prior. But most don't look at transcripts.

    3. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Probably don't even need a degree if you're interviewing at ESPN

    4. ccm420

      ccm420

      gpa don't mean much. balancing work/school is more attractive to employers.

  25. When i went to bring in my 3 year old dog from outside, it was randomly dead just laying there, good lord what a terrible week i've had :(

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    2. Decked

      Decked

      Sorry dude that sucks. Was it attacked by anything or jsut poof done?

    3. Blackshirts007

      Blackshirts007

      37- the only thing that comes to mind is maybe heat exhaustion or a heart attack, most likely a heart attack

    4. Decked

      Decked

      That sucks. I remember a few years ago we had to put my dauchsuand down. Sad, Sad day.

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