knapplc

They are a great excuse to party

I'm sure Knapp hates St Patrick's Day parades, Cinco Dm Mayo parades, etc, because "folks are folks" and they don't need to celebrate who they are and have fun.

^^^^Yep. When will the madness stop? Next thing you know black people will have a whole month...

??? Don't know if you're talking to me or not-- but I don't need it to be real. It just is. Does everything that "is" need somebody to need it?

There's a difference between being mindful of what you say to others, and the political correctness that's watering down the country....

I'm sure some day "showdown" will be deemed offensive as well.

What % of men in this country are quaking in their boots right now?  I guess it's true.  "The Meek shall inherit the earth."

@TonyStalloni Only the bad ones - and here's hoping they're absolutely losing sleep over this. 

@The Dude if you've never listened to NPR it's likely you've never run into his work.  His big claim to fame is a show he created back in the 70s called A Prairie Home Companion that ran until 2016.

@Redux I am happy to make a bet with you that Wisconsin is not dead and will beat Illinois. I hate them and would love them to die but they will stick around and compete still.

I'm hearing TCU

Hopefully not Maryland. We play them the 2nd to last game of the season next year.

TCU would only be 4 hours from home in Channelview, TX.

Plus: 

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TCU needs a grad transfer quarterback, because of questions surrounding Justin Rodgers’ injury and TCU’s quarterback situation in general. Hurts, while not a prolific passer, has a better track record than most quarterbacks in the country as far as success is concerned, and he threw for 40 touchdowns to just 10 interceptions in his two seasons as a starter for Alabama.

Source: https://www.frogsowar.com/2019/1/10/18176769/tcu-news-turnovers-hold-tcu-back-against-kansas-frogs-pursuing-jalen-hurts

Say hello, @Stretch_the_Law . I see you're "on" the board!

There he is! 

Now. Are you an HB sock?

Can we keep the misogyny in the Woodshed, please?

There won't be a college football season this year. A lot of college athletic programs are going to suffer.

Making fun of poor attendance is misogyny?  Classic!

Gotcha, GSG. Minnesota, I would think preference would be given to seniors. I'm pretty sure someone else had #5 before Lucky switched, for example. I don't know - that's just a guess.

you can have multiple numbers in college. Usually the case is one offensive and defensive player have the same number. Zac Lee/Anthony West is one example.

Knapp- I guess that would make sense, giving the seniors the number they want.

I'll post a pic of this place when I have time to download it. It's slick.

I have a cousin who plays baseball for Allen. Those 5A schools in Texas are nuts. They look like small universities.

Cousin's son wrestled for Allen a couple of years ago, and the family is still heavily involved in local athletics. Their dedication to sports may not be greater than, say, Hebron's, but their resources are far greater. That's for sure.

Not a bad name, but I feel like they should just be Nordic names.

Draco? How about winter storm Beanman. Sounds much better.

I didn't realize beanman was Nordic. lol

if only they had some sort of system of interconnected computers to research their stories before they go to print.

Well, regardless how this ends, it's going to be another black eye on american journalism.

I refuse to believe a man with a Notre Dame education would be this gullible. No way he wasn't in on this or there is no way that he is telling the truth. If this is the truth I have lost faith in the intellectual prowess of those attending Notre Dame.

i see what you did there.

He who would pun would pick a pocket.

Oh those kleptomaniacs. They have no sense of humor.

lol

Couple Hy-Vee stores in Omaha got some this morning.  They are going for $5 a piece.

Found some at a local hardware store.  The clerk said eclipse glasses were the only things they were getting calls about all morning. They got a shipment of them in this AM and that's about all they'd sold today.

For anyone viewing with "cheap" glasses, you might want to go here to see if they are legit as there are a lot of counterfeit ones out there

C N Red - if you saw something very bright moving SW-NE just now, that was it. It has this ponderous, majestic movement.

The only bad thing about this pass was the half moon right there near the ISS' appearance. If you looked at the moon it would have killed some of your night vision. Shoulda mentioned that - sorry.

C N Red, It was moving pretty quickly. If it was bright and it moved through the sky in a hurry, you saw it.

My favorite was the one that had basically the entire eastern half of the country labeled "New Hampshire".

I live in the Middleshire!

I can't stop laughing. Dying.

Knapplc is back you guys!

Hey guys! You all are just great! (nominate me you heathens)

EVER???

What'll we get for ten dollars?

You no have rice?

After eating 100 lbs of rice, why am I still hungry after a half hour?

I remember going to midnight practice the first time they ever had it.... that was about '95 or '96, and they put it on a billboard around the same time. My memory is that people thought it was a silly word and it did not catch on right away.

Wasn't Bahe trying to make "Nebrasketball" a thing on Schick and Nick back in the '90's too?

I have a poster for the 94-95 season that says Nebrasketball on it.

It would be so cool if they got an ultra conservative right person to do the show, thinking it was real, but then the joke would be on them.

Like a REAL stephen colbert.

Forgive me, I'm having one of those Mondays. Don't let my stupidity cloud this intelligent conversation. Brain farted.

If everyone with BFS (Brain Fart Syndrome) stopped posting, 3/4 of the posts here would go away, including at least half of mine. Don't worry about it.

Ewwwww

Done it before. It's awesome.

I've drilled mine out with a small drill bit several times.

Probably don't even know what Numenor was. Cretins.

Calvin: "Dad, are you vicariously living through me in the hope that my accomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate for all of the opportunities you botched?"

Dad: "If I were, you can bet I'd be re-evaluating my strategy."

Calvin to his mom, later: "Mom, Dad keeps insulting me."

Numenor? Is that the junior college version of Númenor without the diacritic? lulz

I think Whore Island was the one on LOST, yes?

Not really liking the title, because the Force is always there, it can't be awoken, unless it is awoken within someone.

I think it'll grow on me...if you know what I mean...

PUCK HER RIGHT IN THE FIVE HOLE!!!

1993 when the Habs won it

#wood

I've had both negative and positive results. Lol. Wondered if anyone would catch that.

Isn't Dr. Pepper nearly the same thing as Mr. Pibb? I'm thinking Dr. Pepper is either a man, or a woman with a strap-on. LOL

I refuse to believe any woman could taste that bad...except maybe the really fat ones

^^^^^Good one JJ.

Beth Mowins > John Gruden

Beth Mowins > John Gruden

Dafuq you say, Redux?

Redux just put his fingers in GSG's Pi.

NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S BACK