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  1. My neighbor kid shots another kid in the shoulder with a pellet gun on purpose and his reward, a new dirt bike.  Awesome parenting. 

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    2. teachercd

      teachercd

      This sounds like one of those issues where you guys just see things differently.  More than likely your kids and her kids will turn out fine...it will just be annoying for you for a bit.

    3. Scarlet Overkill

      Scarlet Overkill

      I hope she'll enjoy visiting him in prison some day when he does have consequences to deal with in real life that she can't get him out of or reward him for.

    4. 4skers89

      4skers89

      It sounds like he hasn't shot every kid in town yet.  The parents probably thought the dirt bike would extend the kids range :facepalm:

  2. Body wash or bar of soap...Im an Irish Spring bar of soap guy. 

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    2. Husker from Kansas

      Husker from Kansas

      I prefer bars of soap, seems like they last a lot longer, scent is stronger, and is cheaper

    3. NM11046

      NM11046

      New thing learned today: Duke Cannon Soap.

    4. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      I'm not sure the brand but I have a cedarwood scented bar of soap that does not seem to be getting an smaller and I've been using it for about a month and a half.  Smells great.

  3. So my property tax assessment went up 70K this year. They didn't give us a reason on why. For you Lawyers, is this okay for them to do?

  4. Does anyone ever do any ice fishing? is it worth a darn here in Nebraska?

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    2. ZRod
    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      If you can find the right farm pond its almost always good. The people who own the ponds stock them themselves. Otherwise, if your close to South Dakota, very good up there.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      I thought the main reason to fish was to enjoy the environment/meditate...Seems impossible when you're teeth are chattering...

       

  5. Anna Kendrick is perfect wife material.

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    2. Treand3
    3. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      @ColoradoHusk...as long as they are a handful, it's all good. Anything over that is a waste but sure is fun to play with.

    4. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      It's false advertising NUance

  6. Holy Hell...I have a kid graduating tomorrow.   I feel old!!!

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    2. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      Im not an emotional person at all.  In the 20 years my wife and I have been together, I have shed a tear three times.  Once at my moms funeral, at Grandpa's funeral and yesterday. I didnt think I would get emotional but once he gave me a hug during the flower ceremony, it hit me.  

    3. spurs1990

      spurs1990

      Congratulations! That's a big moment!

  7. Katy Perry: carpet or no carpet

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Ya....I'm not sure.

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      I'm surprised it was allowed, even in Daily skin :D

    4. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      A little rug to wipe on by the front door.

  8. Khalil Davis got hurt in the weight room.  Had 650LBs of weights fall on his thumb.  Needs surgery to fix it.

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    2. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Dude, that sucks, wishing Mr. Davis a speedy recovery and all the best. :(

    3. onlyHskrfaninIL

      onlyHskrfaninIL

      wonder if he caught the tip or the whole thing.  could probably cut the end off and not have it affect too much

    4. VectorVictor
  9. So I get home last night from a meeting and my wife is looking at boobs on the computer. She turns and says to me, " I think I will gets some like these. What do you think? "

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Don't jump into things too hastily. This deserves much time, possibly weeks, of computer research as to how you both want them to look.

    3. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      It's a trap!!!

    4. macroboy

      macroboy

      I think you just won

       

  10. Our players are a bunch of pansy asses

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    2. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      Coming from you is laughable...I have stuck with the same complaint and it is with the players, not the coaches.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      You talkin to me King? You agree with this crap? Dont like me callin out an asshat?

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      Call Randy Gregory a 'pansy ass.'To his face. Film it. Tell me how it goes.

  11. How many have just whipped it out and peed in the sink while brushing your teeth?

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      In the dorms? Never lived in a dorm. Learned something new today.

    3. Cina
    4. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      What's with all this past tense talk? Saves water and upsets the skeeters

  12. Do they sell any good beer in Minnesota?  Something along the lines of Busch Lite or Miller Lite?  

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      New Glarus has a few other worthwhile brews in addition to Spotted Cow. I'd be surprised if they haven't migrated into Minnesota.

       

      But guise.....he wants "good" beer like Busch and Miller :lol:

    3. Redux

      Redux

      O'Duls Amber may be more his speed

  13. S&C matters...See Bama

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    2. admo

      admo

      The big Oline players, Big fast WRs, Big fast LBs, the Best QBs in the South and West Coast are all getting paid.  The best talent and biggest body players don't just go anywhere.  The South pays the best (to the family).  It's not super rich money, but it is good enough money.  The S&C is available everywhere. 

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      My bad. Yes, we could afford any S&C guy we wanted and we could more than likely sign them for the correct amount. 
       

      I maybe don’t pay close enough attention but I’m not yet convinced Duval isn’t doing a pretty good job. He inherited marshmallows and it seems has made some decent  progress. I don’t feel like Iowa and some of the others pushed us around as much this year as in the past.

    4. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      I have voiced my opinion about Duval and think we can/could do better.  Our players are getting stronger but their flexibility and quickness aren't being worked on enough IMO.  We look way to stiff and slow out there, especially on the OL.  

  14. I got a new work cell phone # and today decided to mess with my wife. I started sending her goofy messages from it and she kept messaging me on my personal cell phone telling me that someone is texting her goofy messages. LOL

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      At least ask for some ta ta's.

    3. Landlord

      Landlord

      Define "goofy"

    4. C N Red

      C N Red

      Phew. At least she hasnt told you about the pics her and i send each other.

  15. Why can't I post on True's status update? You block me or something? I use the NCAA website also.

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      Damn, thats a serious hand your son got dealt. Sincerely sorry to hear about that. Takes a strong person to deal with something like that.

    3. Lux

      Lux

      True does the pot medicine work? I've seen documentaries and all seemed to be seizure related.

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Have not been able to try the CBD oil. The hemp oil passed off as CBD oil in Nebraska is not the same thing. There is a study coming together that I am looking into getting my son into. It does appear to be a miracle drug. We've done some fundraising for a possible move to Colorado, unfortunately my life has only gotten more complicated since then. Still the goal though.

  16. Sound of Silence remake from Disturbed = BADASS

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    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      I'm not a big fan of Shinedown but Simple Man was pretty good. But yeah, Disturbed missed the mark on this one.

    3. zoogs

      zoogs

      It's a really different take. Doesn't beat the original but I like the feel.

       

      One criticism I have is it's a little all over the place with random melody adjustments. A few of those didn't seem to fit well with the tone of the cover.

    4. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      I'm with you Stumpy, I liked it. I like the original S&G version as well.

  17. How many on here drink beer while they shower?

  18. I need to buy a suv, which one should I get?

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    2. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      Land Rover or get yourself a Hummer

    3. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      My parents have a Tahoe. Can't go wrong there, and it can get up to 20 mpg on long drives.

    4. JoeHuskers!

      JoeHuskers!

      Tahoes are pretty bulletproof as well... it really depends on your needs and how big you want to go

  19. Ole Miss player flagged for targeting, kicked out but they reverse the ejection after looking at it again. The hit was worse then SJBs

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    2. tschu

      tschu

      I am neither big, nor a cat, and I don't appreciate your patronizing tone

    3. jimk

      jimk

      Tschuce bag is still at it I see.

    4. tschu

      tschu

      You seem like someone who can engage in reasonable discussion jimk.

  20. What beer is everyone drinking today? I'm heading to the store and want ideas.

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    2. tschu

      tschu

      you should try busch light, heard its good

    3. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      True...Its has a nice mellow spice taste. really like it.

    4. deedsker

      deedsker

      Empyrean has a new oak barrel aged beer. It looks good!

  21. Who would it be...Miley Cyrus or Lady Gaga?

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    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      Sorry. Mileys Howdie Doodie face is the deal breaker for me. LG if she has some makeup isn't too bad.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      Pretty sure LG used to have a wang. So what does that say about you Stalloni? Bwahahaha

       

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      Now I need to go to Daily Skin to cleanse myself of this conversation.

  22. tOSU Wr. Coach Zach Smith rumored to be heading to Texas for the same position. Jaws? Any truth to it?

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      what are the thoughts on this guys Jaws though? Is he seen by the faithful as i do? Cuz that's the way he comes off. Or does he do more good to offset it that's not seen outside Columbus? Cuz i cant see how any coach would be fine with his twitter behavior. Even as sporadic as it is.

    3. teachercd

      teachercd

      Yeah...the only people that can act immature are posters!

    4. jaws

      jaws

      I don't think the average OSU fan even knows who Zac Smith is. However, there are a set of fans that do know who he is and they really don't care for his twitter jabs. He has done well landing some big recruits so that is worth a lot. http://247sports.com/Coach/Zach-Smith-618/AllTimeRecruits

  23. Did not know NM was a woman. Was i the only one?

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    2. whateveritis1224

      whateveritis1224

      Came up a few times in the politics forum.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha! I only found out a couple weeks ago.

       

      O/U = 23 hours

    4. Redux

      Redux

      Nobody tell MattyIce

  24. Football Guy Bob needs to change his name back to ADS.  Who agrees?

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    2. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      The Crimson Chin sounds like one of those fetishes. Like a Dirty Sanchez or something.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Dilly dilly!

    4. Redux
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