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  1. 10 points
    Did the seemingly impossible. Wife and I offered tenure track positions in the same department. Chair of the department is also a husker fan. Life is good.
  2. 9 points
    An apology, to my wife: I am sorry, The kids were playing Some sort of cowboy game The five year old Kept yelling ‘Yippee Ki Yay’ I did not think. Instinctively, I Finished the phrase. And now he knows A new word.
  3. 9 points
    We won a bike! Thank you so much to everyone that voted for my son. We actually raised enough money that he automatically gets a bike. Thanks again if you took the time to vote, I appreciate it!
  4. 9 points
    Is Santa real? https://i.imgur.com/yH25jLZ.gifv
  5. 9 points
    All safe and sound here, had tickets to the concert but wife's family came into town and we gave them away. Fortunately the family we gave them to missed the concert as well.
  6. 8 points
    Well done Purdue. Well. Done. Did somebody cut some onions in here?
  7. 8 points
    So I wanted to share my good deed for the week. I was at work and stepped out for a smoke... And i noticed a dude in his early 20s pushing a stroller wearing shoes that were coming apart at the seams. I stopped him to try to figure out what type of person he was. I noticed his son was properly dressed and the stroller happened to be a higher end stroller. So he goes on to say his son is his world and he doesn't have the time or money to worry about his self or his appearance because his son gets all of his attention and extra money he has. Now I'm thinking, this is a good dude and i want to help this man out. I reach into my pockets, pulled out 2 wads of cash, removed the rubber bands, and then i gave him the rubber bands to help him hold his shoes together. Good karma coming my way soon! Stay humble!
  8. 7 points
    **Breaking News** In an effort to ease the toilet paper crisis, all Taco Bells nationwide will be closed That is all
  9. 7 points
    Rep points should be disabled in the P&R circle jerk. Change my mind.
  10. 7 points
    Happy Easter Husker board!
  11. 7 points
    Been up since 12:30am, wifes water broke Baby A born 2:18am, 5.4lbs Baby B born 3:02am, 5.13lbs Everyone's doing great!
  12. 7 points
    If you’re going to the Peach bowl in Husker gear, you’re a jackwagon. Don’t be a dick.
  13. 7 points
    I passed my professional engineering exam! Tonight we drink!
  14. 7 points
    Husker Volleyball won the Big Ten Championship last year. In the offseason our Assistant Coaches left, leaving Cook to rebuild his staff. At Louisville, Dani Busboom took a team that went 12-18 last year and got them into the NCAA tournament this year with a 24-6 record. At Illinois, Chris Tamas took a team that went 17-14 last year and got them back in to the tournament with a 21-10 record. That's a combined 16-win improvement over 2016, meaning these are two pretty good coaches, and were pretty big losses for Cook. All he did was rebuild his staff, have a better record in 2017 than in 2016 with a much younger team, won the conference and earned an easy berth in the NCAA tournament.
  15. 7 points
    I like boobs. I'm generally a pretty coordinated person. I don't fall down. Except maybe if I'm walking up a steep hill on a sheet of ice. I always catch myself if I trip. I was the star player of my soccer team in college for the 1 season I played, scoring 50% of our goals. I think it's small detail that we didn't win any of our games and we only scored 2 goals all season, but I guess that's a matter of opinion. Anyhow, the other day at work it was super rainy, and I made the smart decision in the morning to wear sandals to work. I was headed out the door and looked back to half hold the door open for someone then turned around right at the top of 3 cement stairs down to the cement parking lot. My foot literally just went right out from under me like I had stepped on a cloud and I fell from the top of the stairs and landed sprawled spread eagle on my stomach. The only reason I didn't smash my face on the pavement and lose teeth is because of boobs. So, thank you boobs.
  16. 6 points
    The status updates were already going well beyond noting things that were happening. So several of them have been hidden and we're back to political talk needs to stay in the P&R Forum.
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    Is Urb gonna try to cover up that beating?
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    My first grandson ......I hope and pray he plays for the Huskers and I hope and pray I'll be around to see it.
  21. 6 points
    A pre-school girl walked up to me and asked if I had a baby in my belly. My adult filter kept me from answering with "Yes, and it was delicious"
  22. 6 points
    Yet another school shooting this morning, to be added to our ever-scrolling list of gun tragedies... and our 'representatives' continue to do nothing substantial to address it.
  23. 6 points
    The Democratic Senator from Alabama has the floor.
  24. 6 points
    The Bears just ran the greatest two-point conversion play of all time.
  25. 5 points
    Say a prayer for BIGREDIOWAN, he more than likely is dressed in riot gear downtown facing off with protesters in Des Moines.
  26. 5 points
    My neighbour with big boobs has been gardening topless all day. I just wish his wife would do the same.
  27. 5 points
    Everyone on Social Media last week: Teachers have it easy, they don't need more money, they choose that job AND they get summers off! Everyone on Social Media after about 3 days of having their kids at home: My god, this is horrible, how do teachers do it?
  28. 5 points
    Omaha World Herald (AP) - A 15 year old boy was at the center of a Douglas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Nebraska Cornhuskers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
  29. 5 points
    Name 3 bands that were huge when you were in High School @JJ Husker feel free to just list things like, rock hitting cave wall, or, water flowing from river. 1. Nirvana 2. Pearl Jam 3. Smashing Pumpkins
  30. 5 points
    I can't remember the last time I went to a game and watched the backups play en masse. That was nice.
  31. 5 points
    My thoughts about this board after Saturday's game...
  32. 5 points
    Will Bolt would be the perfect name for a player entering the Transfer Portal.
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  35. 5 points
    In Devaney's first win Nebraska scored 53. In Frost's first win, Nebraska scored 53. In Osborne's first win, both teams combined for 53 (40-13). We are through the looking glass here people.
  36. 5 points
    Can anyone recommend a place in Lincoln where I can carry a sword in the nude? Asking for a friend.
  37. 5 points
    My neighbor lady, who is 83, was getting stuff out to mow and i walked over to ask if she would like me to help her. Her response: Oh honey, im not in a wheelchair yet. I can take care of it. She is an awesome woman. Always love talking to her.
  38. 5 points
    The hardest part was watching that game with my PSU alumni girlfriend. Oh boy I like how she hates to lose but not when it’s against my Huskers! Lol woooooo! #GBR
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    My oldest son surprised us tonight. He was set to attend UNO next year for college and told us tonight that he decided he wanted to serve and joined the Marines. I was literally speechless and am so VERY, VERY, VERY proud of him.
  41. 5 points
    Former QB turned hotshot head coach returns to his alma mater to resurrect a proud old power fallen on hard times. How's that working out for Michigan?
  42. 5 points
    "Doing a good thing can be contagious. I see that all the time." Gym called police on teen who kept sneaking in A Chicago teen had been repeatedly warned about sneaking onto the basketball court at a suburan fitness facility, but one police officer came up with an alternative to arresting him for criminal trespassing.
  43. 5 points
    Apparently on Saturday after Drew Brown had to make a tackle on a kickoff he sprinted back to the sideline and started yelling at his teammates. He was mad cause the team did not care, they did not try and fight off their blocks and the kicker had to play DB when he didn't have to. Kudos to him for being a vocal leader, but man we need guys to not quit in games period.
  44. 5 points
    My boys first Husker game was a success, my one son was given a glove by Deontre Thomas in the tunnel before the tunnel walk. It was hot, but a great day. Loved playing catch with my boys on the practice field. This bodes well for the Huskers when they start recruiting my boys in high school!
  45. 5 points
    '98-'03 "Well we knee a slight regress was inevitable." '04-'07 "How can be this talented but this bad?" '08-'14 "HOW CAN WE BE THIS CONSISTENTLY AVERAGE" '15-Present "W........T.........F"
  46. 5 points
    My grandpa had his checkbook stolen by a vacuum salesman several years ago. His partner was talking to my 90 year old grandparents so he snuck the checkbook into his pocket. He then went to the bank drive thru and wrote a check to himself and in the note he wrote that it was for "4-wheeler for grandson." One problem though; my aunt worked at the bank he went to. She knew it wasn't his writing so she called the police.The thief stayed in the drive thru the whole time until the police showed up and blocked off his car.
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  49. 4 points
    Larry Nassar assaulted in prison within hours of his release to general population.
  50. 4 points
    Well, its been 8 months since I took my leave from HB and after a long deliberation and heavy thought, I decided to log in and see what comes of it. Love the board, just had to get away from the political chatter. Let’s see what the day brings! Good reading you all, I have lurked now and then.
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