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This is one I'd like to get rid of. I just can't stand his mindset. I was in different with Watson because he was a square peg in Bo's round hole, but I actually liked Beck. The guy wasn't afraid to commit to a run game and ground out a yard or two at a time when necessary. He just had some boneheaded calls, and his passing/route concepts were nonexistent.

Does this mean we can actually run the ball now?

Lol jk

Yes. #stats #records

HOF'er, but close.... 3 to 4 more years would of solidified it. Definitely a HOF talent, but a shorter career might hurt him.

If Barry Sanders is, then Calvin is. Both were dominate players at their position who decided that retirement is far better than playing in Detroit any longer.

I had Monster Trucks and Power Rangers

Never had a cartoon one. Dallas Cowboys.

Rainbow Bright

You ate my sick burns

^^That's an odd nickname for your little king.

Bow down

I hope you enjoyed that 4 pack of Fuzzy Navels.

Redux has never gotten some.

If by some you mean extra veggies. I hate veggies.

Understandable. If I remember correctly, mine cost $200. I got if from Costco.

Look at Jawbone and Fugoo.

I've got the Bose one, sounds fantastic and the battery life is great on it.

Couple of ballers on that DFront too.

Scales is a beast.

How much longer will Wilson be there?

I BELIEVE IN JESUS BUT YOU BETTER NOT SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS OR THE MUSLIMS WILL BE UPSET

Manufactured outrage. I'm happy to say Merry Christmas to you or to have it wished to me. It's my favorite holiday of the year, by far. Merry Christmas.

I noticed that no Santa hats can be found on either avatar for Count or Atbone. #WarOnChristmas #Sad (｡◕‿◕｡)

Where the lack of QB run game will hurt NU is in the red zone. Defenses can play NU straight up in the pass game, which reduces passing windows. The RB run game will have to excel to score in the red zone.

Don't need to score many redzone TD's when the Blackshirts don't allow any points...

Interceptions? I prefer to think of them as equal opportunity receptions.

^ winner

I identify as batmankind.

I bet teach thinks it's a word.

Might just wait until game time and find the bro-iest buff at the tailgate who will trade for tix for a small bag of weed or mushies

40/60 sounds about right. It's usually about 30/70 but everything I've been hearing is CU's gonna suck and the home folks are eager to dump their Tix.

I think it'll be similar to the Wyoming game. Except Nebraska fans care more about Colorado

I have seen twitter references to some other ones, but not really in great areas of town.

Knapp has male escorts? NTTAWWT.

If you were in my neighborhood I could fix ya up good. Just smoked a bunch of pork butt (pulled pork), turkey breast, jalapeno sausage, and salmon. Set for quite awhile on the Q here.

So a black friend of this kid tells him to go after black girls instead of white girls? It seems as though the friend is the one who is not "progressive".

Yeah I was confused as well. I thought all black dudes loved pink nipples. UNDERCOVER BROTHER LIED TO ME

they're wooing him with chicks and Natty Light??

10/10

11/10

I kinda feel sorry for Deepen Gandhi's new found fame...

Ginger

Dirty Blonde

We talking about up north or down below?

That's 4 for dogs, 0 for ex-girlfriends. Shocking.

1 pickup, too

Sorry, if it's just for as long as I want, gotta go ex for obvious reasons.

Why has your dad not already bought a boat? That is the question. They are a lot of work and money to maintain.

go bigger than you think you need, you will want to upgrade soon after.

To answer Conga. He just retired and never really had the time. He's had a boat before. He finally got a pick up and now has something to haul it with.

Sorry boys. The fried Twinkies were a smash with all the neighborhood kids. Went through 2 boxes. Also fried up 15lbs of catfish and walleye.

Call the child services

And tell them those little bastards owe me money. Fried twinkies don't grow on trees ya know.

oh boy. sd'sker livin' the li'fe. I think that my weekend will be similar . . . except swap in some brisket for those ribeyes.

nice.

I'm with NUance - get paid for drinking is always best

That's all well and good, but when are we moving the Woodshed from the nosebleed seats to the prime real estate at the top of the message board queue?

We're far from stable.

Dude has to keep stirring the pot.

I am so picky when it comes to Husker stuff, I generally have to buy it myself.

I bought myself a new Husker muscle tee/wife beater yesterday....now I can looked jacked and tan.

Make sure you have your jorts on, too, Chaddy

Knapp sent me pics of his last trip to The Tubbery when I was being threatened with a ban. Most scarring thing I've ever been subject to.

Your mom. And MAN was it physical.

My sister holds the record at our house...17 hits with the belt! She was in 3rd grade. It was amazing! haha

He might not have the clap but that sh#t on his face doesn't look right.

Drew Brees clearly does not know what he's doing by saying "hut."

Wasnt it a home game too. So probably doesnt have to worry to much about the cadence.

Had a narly toe stubbing incident last night. My son slammed a door on my big toe, peeled back the nail and left a nasty slice. Second worst toe injury I've ever had. Stubbed my pinky toe to the point of breaking it. That was the worst.

2,3 depending on how bad the 3, 4. I bite my tongue so much it's just annoying anymore. Paper cuts just sting, cardboard cuts on the other hand are viscous!

I stubbed my toe so hard it broke a few months ago...still waiting for the black and blue toenail to come off.

My grandpa's farts

"My neck, My Back"

For some reason I can picture Polo dancing the turkey around, singing "My neck, My back."