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  1. huKSer

    From ESPN: Kevin Wilson wants fans to come to Indiana games -- and to stay in the stands (subscription required). -----> wait until NU goes to their house

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    2. BOJ

      BOJ

      Usually how it is there. Ohio State has the O-H, I-O chant going around their stadium whenever they play there.

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      Nobody - The espn Big Ten blog - Lunch time links (or something like that)

    4. I am I

      I am I

      met a CU grad the other day in Ft Collins, they talked sh#t about the Huskers. I told them, "your welcome for selling out Folsom." B1G better get ready for that

  2. huKSer

    So what should I watch? "The Day After Tomorrow" or "Ice Age"

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Ice Age. Sid is awesome.

    3. papersun87

      papersun87

      Dr. Zhivago

    4. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      Ice Age

  3. huKSer

    To all Nebrasketball fans, I apologze for today's loss. Reason I caused this #1 This was the only game all season I watched, #2 I stopped watching between 11-3 then started again when we were up by 18

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      It was me. I wore my Husker Football shirt today.

    3. rawhide

      rawhide

      bastages

    4. beanman

      beanman

      You corksoaker!

  4. huKSer

    This is what needs to be done: Boycott the SEC Channel

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    2. deedsker

      deedsker

      dont think i get it anyway

    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      Put it on ignore already. f#*k them.

    4. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      Hell no.

  5. huKSer

    Suh hits QB late in a pre-season game. Again. Yawn.

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    2. Blackshirt39

      Blackshirt39

      "Late"

    3. NUance

      NUance

      They should blow that whistle louder. lol

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      http://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/667104/suh.0.0.gif
  6. huKSer

    True story: A long time ago in a land far, far away a message board purged a bunch of members. They started an alternative board. Thus was the birth of "Shaggy Bevo"

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      I'm gonna start my own message board! With hookers and blackjack! In fact, forget the blackjack! And the message board!

    3. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      lol a scouts list for local skanks!

    4. commando

      commando

      shaggy bev?

  7. huKSer

    So how long before all B1G championship games will be removed from the state of Intolerance, er, Indiana

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    2. teachercd

      teachercd

      The thing is...you do it...you don't say it.

    3. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      What about the other 20 states that have a similar law, that mimics a federal law signed by Clinton? This is just a media/publicity stunt by agenda driven groups.

    4. Junior

      Junior

      Yep, let's allow segregation. Good call hukser

  8. huKSer

    5 in of rain in 2 hr = intimate evening w/ my shop vac

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      If you have your mind (head) in the gutter after 5 inches of rain, you be swimming with the fishes.

    3. 308_Husker

      308_Husker

      I TOLD YOU NOT TO DISTURB ME WHILE I'M CLEANING MY ROOM

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      That shop vac of yours sure can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

  9. huKSer

    Once again Americans have to bail out the French

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    2. onlyHskrfaninIL

      onlyHskrfaninIL

      Yeahthe french are worthless

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Except for getting us this country and all that...

    4. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      Yeah, but we repaid them for that by helping start the French Revolution and slaughtering thousands of aristocrats. So we're even on that score. They owe us big time.

  10. huKSer

    Hope Coach Power'T can get ESPN3. 2 OT

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Couldn't find it in MI

    3. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      My broadcast was in Spanish

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I got a rock.

  11. huKSer

    At a Fourth celebration they did a "roll call of the states". You can cheer for your state before a cannon shot. For Nebraska I yelled "Go Big Red". Guy in a hawkeye shirt shouted "Go back to Lincoln"

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Conference record since NU joined:

      NU 25-15, Iowa 23-13, thanks to last years 8-0

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Did you tell him to fucl right off?

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      No - he was on the other side of the field

  12. huKSer

    Was Huskerboard hacked by the North Koreans this morning? A bunch of threads in baseball section in Korean are now gone.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      New poster hyunsung222 wrote 인터넷바카라마스터카지노 over and over in 10 posts. (Internet Baccarat Master Casino). Then the ban hammer fell on him. lol

    3. HuskersNC949597

      HuskersNC949597

      The Koreans are stealing plotlines from Pinky and the Brain now? https://imspirit.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/pinky-brain-all-baccarat1.png

    4. husker B-rent

      husker B-rent

      There again!

  13. huKSer

    Me: What chemical makes up dry ice? Student: Dry? Another student in next class: Dry?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      ^^I think you've had too much smoke on the water.

    3. krc1995

      krc1995

      i thought it was ice without water?

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Carbon dioxide. Give me my A+.

       

      Dry??? Ask them to show ya that one one the table of elements. It's gotta be a little fun messing with kids like that.

  14. huKSer

    Clicking on subforums by position and not reading the title. Congrats to who ever split the P&R cesspool from the Lounge

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    2. Enhance

      Enhance

      Jokes on you; now, it'll get more activity! :D

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      But now I can avoid it and can tell when the Lounge is updated with something interesting

    4. Scratchtown

      Scratchtown

      Should put it in the Shed.

  15. huKSer

    Why did every player named "Minnesota" last week changed their names to "Golden Gopher" this week?

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    2. 4skers89

      4skers89

      I liked the tin man gopher.  Golden Gopher is playing well tonight.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      All tied up with 4 minutes left!

      wtf fair catch on the kickoff with nobody around him??

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      I guess that's why coaches go prevent in those situations.

  16. huKSer

    How many fictional Presidents can you name in 5 minutes.

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

      James Marshall

      Herbert J Garrison

      George Sears

      Alan Alda in Canadian Bacon 

       

    3. teachercd

      teachercd

      This is awesome!!! 

       

      Jimmy Carter

    4. Xmas32

      Xmas32

      Dave Kovic/Bill Marshall--Dave DOUBLE POINTS MOTHERCHUCKERS

      Jed Bartlett--West Wing

      David Palmer--24---Side note--I should be able to also put Cerrano here or Chief from Navy Seals and it still counts

      Thomas Whitmore--Independence Day

      Benjamin Asher--Olympus Has Fallen

  17. huKSer

    My check from my part time teaching job at the community college was twice what it should have been.  What to do, what to do?

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    2. Stone Cold

      Stone Cold

      Image result for vegas vegas vegas gif

    3. Micheal

      Micheal

      Let them know or they will take it out of your next one possibly. 

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Whatever you do, don't be these people.

       

       

  18. huKSer

    Trivia Question: What is the capital city of the nation of Turks and Caicos?

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    2. irieboy8

      irieboy8

      ur mom?

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Bullshitistan.

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      Answer: Cockburn Town

  19. huKSer

    My wife is out shopping for our basement remodeling and took her friend so I won't be bothered on game day. Should I be a) thankful for a wonderful wife or b) monitor my bank account?

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      ^ That's the ticket!

    3. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Change the locks

       

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      @ ShawnWatson - I am not in the secret service.

  20. huKSer

    Good to see no players arrested for assault last night - dark days of Husker-dom

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    2. tschu

      tschu

      Lawrence Phillips reference

    3. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      After the 94 MSU vs NU game I'm assuming?

       

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      95. I was eleven. My mom woke me up at 1030 to tell me about it as the story was being reported on 10clock news. I just remember her saying "there goes our f'ing heisman." LOL.

  21. huKSer

    Winners can be losers http://www.kjrh.com/dpp/news/national/kansas-lottery-winners-accidentally-blow-up-house-while-celebrating-with-meth-marijuana

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    2. tschu

      tschu

      LOL. Wichita, Kansas ladies and gentlemen!

    3. beanman

      beanman

      That's a dive of a town

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      It always seems that deadbeats and retirees are the only people that win. Are they the only people that play?

  22. huKSer

    Me, yesterday, to class: Tomorrow you will either have a quiz or shovel my driveway. Student: $20?? Me to student: No, you don't have to pay me that much. You can do it for free.

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      That's awesome

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Are you one of those cool teachers where all the students laugh when you tell a joke? Or are you one of those a-hole or geeky teachers that just make everyones eyes roll whne you try to tell a good joke?

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      NICE!

  23. huKSer

    Why do I feel like eating a Nathan's hot dog right now?

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      OK, 69 of them

    3. huskrplaya

      huskrplaya

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3xCcOoPhLQ
    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      who's Nathan?

  24. huKSer

    What does the Fox say?

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    2. LSEHusker

      LSEHusker

      Even though I disagree still made me laugh

    3. Blackshirts007

      Blackshirts007

      ding ding ding ding dingy dingy ding ding ding. yip yip yip yip yipee yippy yip. tschoac oiaje jcjlkajsd j asldjflasjd clj aksjdfiwej ozxjv;kasjf;kjasdf

    4. walksalone

      walksalone

      i've heard 15 seconds of that song, and it's f*cking stupid...

  25. huKSer

    I can't remember seeing the obligatory "TM in street clothers" video snippet. Was he at the game?

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    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      He was upstairs in the coaches booth.

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

      He was on the sidelines. Dig through these pictures and you'll see him: http://www.huskers.com/PhotoAlbum.dbml?ATCLID=209296451&SPSID=1&SPID=22&DB_LANG=C&DB_OEM_ID=100&PALBID=1034857

    4. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      Good deal! *phew*

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